Yes, I did just give you the stank eye for handing me a crusty disgusting identification card. “Can I see a piece of photo ID?” “Oh no problem” *takes out drivers license crusted in mud and brown stuff with the edges peeling off and hands it to me with long fingernails and brown crud under them* I held onto a tiny corner and you said visibly perturbed, “You ain’t afraid of a little dirt are you?!?”
Seriously dude! No, that stuff is inexcusable. I make an effort to look semi presentable in the world and so should you. You don’t have to put makeup on or wear the “best” clothing… but at the very least clean you fingernails, and take some rubbing alcohol to your dirty ID cards. Damn, I know mechanics with cleaner hands than you! —Donk
This article appears in Nov 17-23, 2011.
Sometimes you just gotta crawl under the damn truck & reattach something & you don’t have the time or are too far from anywhere to get a chance to clean up.
A bit of mud isn’t going to hurt you & it sounds like from where you work (a place needing to see a persons ID) that your bottle of handsanitizer wasn’t far away !
I don’t understand how people can get their bank card or ID cards so dirty. I don’t ever clean mine because I don’t have to — I actually wash my hands on a regular basis AND I actually keep mine in a wallet-type device. BUt even my bank card, which is typically just shoved in my back pocket or in my purse when I go out is still clean as a whistle.
People are dirty dirty fucks, donk. 🙁
i’d rather see the dirt out in the open than have to touch those people that LOOK clean but just had their hands down their pants..
Yeah, come on Mike, at least wash your hands…
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Donk, how dare yo be so mean to that poor little, abused, beaten down by “The Man” occupier. You cold-hearted corporate shill. Just Kiddin’.
i’m dating myself, but who remembers hand and nail inspections in elementary school?
I remember the dreaded “Cootie Comb” inspections
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I had nail inspections in brownies, bread lady!
I remember those, Ivan. Once or twice a year the community health nurse would come and run chopsticks through your hair…the lousy bitch! ;)lol (ahhhh, I kill me)
LOLZ – What I remember is anyone who came to school after one with a really short haircut became an instant pariah.
Ahhh, Good times, good times. >: )
…and when did Donksturbia become a bouncer?
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aah yes, the short hair. i think i was in grade one and our teacher made a kid take a bath in the big tub at the back of the class. in grade 3/4, can’t remember, she would spank kids pants down, in front of the class. no wonder they thought i was *slow* i just sat there with my hands clasped on my desk and wouldn’t speak
The only thing my Dad learned from the “Sisters of Charity” was the definition of oxymoron.
*cough* evil penguins
Hahaha. My students didn’t believe me when I told them I was whacked with a yardstick on my hands when I was in kindergarten in Ontario. Never had to drop trow, but we moved to the states the next year, so I might have. Before I taught, I was a sub and I would get my kids to act like ‘good Canadian schoolchildren’ and fold their hands on their desks…
Xeno, but do they believe you’re whacked. LOL. Sorry but you did put it out there.
…and the dreaded cloakroom http://www.ju90.co.uk/sch.gif
Tim: Y’absolutely!
you think that’s bad…
you should see some of the punishment they dish out these days.
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why would you be wanting to see someone’s license donk/ are you a secret police spy or somethng. which would be way too fucking cool.
or are you an under cover copper? uner my covers would be fine too.
That’s nothin
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p.g., that was randy dandy’s line on his t.v. show years back. who’s got dirty fingernails, hands out for inspection.
My mom told me that in grade 2 the teacher would whack her across the hands with a yard stick. One day she got in the car crying after school and told my grandmother what happened. My grandmother proceeded to go into the class and tell the teacher that if she ever laid one hand on my mom again she would break both her arms and legs.
She never got whacked again.
good one thomas
for those too young to remember it.
http://www.tvarchive.ca/database/18252/ran…
People come in my work all the time with filthy debit cards that look like someone threw them down in the gravel and stomped on them for a few minutes…then they act surprised when the machine won’t read the strip. Geez louise
Well, I never ran with scissors again, that’s for sure!
LS, I don’t remember that show, but I remember “Chez Helene” and one that began with giant hands arranging tiny chairs around a tiny fire.
Who remembers this ghastly old diddler who taught an entire generation to fear unctuous old Brits and plywood clowns:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moVmHzcawvw
chez helene was my fave, and i didn’t even need to click on the link ivan *shudder*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaezjE1uJTw
ID cards are excellent for cutting up drugs, hence the filth on them.
gawd zedman, no wonder clowns creep us out
OB, fucking eject those scumbag homeless people. They belong on the streets. Christ only knows where he/she/it stole that ID from.