To the bleached blonde woman driving the shiny gray Honda CRV through the Cogswell intersection this morning at 9am… fuck everything about you. You ACCELERATED through the pedestrian crossing, you were jabbering on your phone, and it didn’t even cross your teeny brain to slow down as I waved my arms frantically. Oh, and, did you notice I was pushing my toddler in a stroller in front of me?? I wish I had gotten your license plate, but I was too busy protecting myself and my son. Late for work, by chance? Yeah, I was too. But I at least waited my turn. Get off your phone, and smarten the fuck up! —Why Do I Have to Risk My Life Walking to Work?
This article appears in Dec 15-21, 2011.


..prolly on the phone bout a madd meeting to put peeps in jail for having like 1 drink..
Oooh this must be the same c-unt who didn’t notice me in the crosswalk (I had a green and a walk signal) while she was speeding up to it and slammed on her breaks, honked her horn (kept it honked until I finished crossing the road), rolled down her window and yelled “BITCH!” on the corner of lacewood and parkland. Bleached blonde, yepp; silver CRV, yepp.
Fucking c-unt.
Xmas brings out the “best” of drivers somehow. People need to learn how to slow the hell down behind the wheel.
Cellular telephone use in cars … lovely eh.
Beotch needs to be busted … hopefully the next person she does this to will stay safe and be able to get her plate and report it before she hurts someone.
OB… I’d say you got to look at the license plate & report the darn number.
Except I seen a driver weaving all over the road just the other day & I looked down at the plate & all I could see was a muddy rectangle…sort of.
There’s a lot of common sense in that old jingle ” stop , look & listen ! Before you cross the street. Use your eyes ,use your ears ,before you use your feet.
So you start crossing the street with your kid in front of you before ALL traffic stopped? Just because the traffic stopped in one lane doesn’t mean it stopped in the other lane. Yeah the driver was a douche but you don’t have a force field. I don’t cross the next lane until it is either clear or traffic stopped. I’m a big guy but I will always lose in a car/person contest.
I hope the police will set up a cellphone check. I think 1 police officer spotting drivers with a set of binoculars, and a few others pulling the drivers over and ticketing them.
you guys know where i live, not far away from there. i hope i get a chance to run into her, in my foraya out doors. you can bet to fuck, that she will never drive a car again, or be too fucking terrified to even think of it. i know a few little stunt rolls, that look really good, and would love to see her coming. just let her car nick me, then get up, and beat the fuck out of said vehicle. then look at het, and tell her she is next.a determined person, can do a lot of shit to these newer junkpile cars and suv’s. her day is coming o.p.
She was late for a date with some guy with a beard and cheap sunglasses. At least, that’s what I heard.
Damn ZZ Top groupies … but the Suckster is gonna make it all better. 🙂
if you can justify a sliding insurance cost based on gender, why not hair colour??
I saw a cop on Brunswick st give someone a ticket for using their cellphone while driving. They just walked up to the passenger window, knocked on it, and pointed for them to pull over. Pretty fun to watch. I wish the cops would pay me $200 dollars a day to hand out tickets for distracted driving, I would probably write enough tickets to pay my wage in the first 15 mins, and the rest would be profit for the cops or the city or whoever that money goes to.
Pack some bricks in your stroller for next time… the big hole you leave in her windshield might wake her up from her slumber
http://lifehacker.com/5868102/how-to-drive…
whenever I see assholes on the phone while driving, I give em the finger!
all cells have speaker/hands free feature! There’s really no need for this!!
I like this no_fool fella!