To the twat that posted last week (Menstruator): I’m sorry to inform you, you’re sadly mistaken. Talking about something as personal, and private, as that is not appropriate dinner conversation in a public place. Maybe next time I’m out I should bring up how my last prostate exam went—how I so enjoyed getting finger-fucked by my doctor with cold digits and the lube just kinda stuffed up my rectum the rest of the day. Pass. Keep splatter off the chatter. —40-Year-Old Vegan
This article appears in Apr 14-20, 2016.


Oh, this is getting so tiresome…
Or maybe they wouldn’t care because it is something that is a part of life. Grow up man.
I for one am proud of Menstruator for giving us all the courage to say gross things with indignity.
Just had to let us know you’re vegan lmfao
^^^ I assumed it was just a play on the movie title “40 Year Old Virgin” – not a declaration of food politics …… although it could have been both.
OP, if you are a vegan, keep your business out of sushi restaurants.