If you did, peel the frigging sticker off the back before you drive it around like a douchebag, speeding and cutting off other cars.
A. The irony is too much.
B. The huge yellow bumper stickers make your car much easier to identify to the cops (yes, it was that trashy Neon heading towards Tantallon with the bumper hanging off, no license plate and a plastering of “Mobile speed bump” stickers on the back).
C. They haven’t made Neons for 10 years and this isn’t even one of the last- generation ones—so you’re doin’ pretty good dude, looking cool in that $600 car.
Either you just stole Grandma’s new-to-her Neon which she hasn’t yet licensed, or you’re even a bigger loser than one would think. -Mobile Speed Dump
This article appears in May 22-28, 2014.
Yeah… the cops wont’ be “on the lookout for” a trashy Neon with the bumper hanging off, no license plate and a plastering of “Mobile speed bump” stickers on the back. They want a license plate number.
And when you file complaints against idiot drivers (some of whom may drive trashy Neon with the bumper hanging off, no license plate and a plastering of “Mobile speed bump” stickers on the back) who don’t allow you the 1 metre distance, they need the license plate number for that too.
See ya’ll in court asshole drivers! Bring yer’ lawyers!
I love the mobile speedbumps that walk on 2 legs.
I am going to whack you with my cane next time I see ya klyde.