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Because last I checked, “Stop” did not fucking mean just keep on fucking going regardless of the fact that a woman and her very clearly visible, completely white dog are in THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF THE ROAD at a FUCKING CLEARLY MARKED CROSS WALK. You almost killed my fucking dog you illiterate fucking asshole! I had to yank him back by his leash so hard he fuck YELPED to get him out from in front of your fucking car. And I know you fucking saw us because not only were your windows down as I was fucking screaming at you stop your damn car before I had to fucking choke my dog nearly half to death to keep him from becoming roadkill, as you drove away you looked back at me and mouth “sorry” with a fucking blasé wave of your hand, like you were completely fucking unfazed by the fact that you almost just fucking killed someone’s pet. You rank piece of fucking shit. You complete and utter waste of human flesh. You fucking despicable, useless heap of magot infested, festering garbage.
I fucking wish I’d gotten your fucking license plate so I could’ve called the cops on you. What if my dog had been a CHILD, you shitfucker???! You should have your license revoked!
I hope all that blond hair of yours falls off and you get severe eczema for the rest of your life. I hope someone slashes your fucking tires and keys your ugly piece of shit car. I hope someone always steals your parking spot, and that all your house plants die.
And for anyone reading this who might side with this bag of pus oozing herpe warts, no, this was in no way my fucking fault, because I was crossing from the left side of the street, and this crazy fucking lunatic was driving on the right lane, straight towards the well lit cross walk. I was half way through it, a few pases behind my dog, and we were almost in front of her car as she was coming up to the stop sign. And she just fucking kept on going, not even fucking slowing down at all! I’m completely fucking flabbergasted over this. What, did this fucking motherfucking inbred think I could fucking fly??? She came so close to me I could have put my hand out and touched her fucking car!
And if she’s so fucking blind and deaf that she really didn’t notice us despite all the screaming and the fact that my dog is so white he nearly fucking glows, she needs to be slapped with a fucking drivers manual about a hundred fucking times and never be let near a fucking car again. —Pissed off dog owner.
This article appears in Nov 13-19, 2014.
What if my dog had been a CHILD, you shitfucker???!
That would mean you fucked Fido.
It could also mean that the OP is a priest.
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First thing: calm down. Forget about retribution on this twit – it’s a waste of your time and energy. Just like we have defensive driving, people need to be defensive pedestrians, especially when walking an animal or a child. Assume every driver is a possible asshole and proceed accordingly.
nah, I am with op on this one, ramped up a few more notches. I am rarely a pedestrian but when I am, long for a rocket launcher.
I think putting children on a leash is akin to child abuse. I mean, I you can’t take control over a child and their behaviour, you are an unfit parent.
And remember for the next time: I have the right-of-way when I am walking, biking or driving a car. MOVE!
This was obviously your fault OB. Next time try never leaving your house.
Jesus, OB, eat a Snickers.
While I understand the frustration of your situation, you sound like you have some issues with anger. You could probably benefit from some CBT, because I’ll bet you over react a whole bunch and that has to be pretty miserable for you.
Glad you and your dog are ok, OB.
A VERY SIMILAR INCIDENT
While in the mddle of an intersection while walking the whippets east along the Lakeshore Boulevard next to Lac St. Louis, a black van, going in the same direction, had gone through a stop sign and came within a foot of running them (and me) down. It was driving slowly as if the driver didn’t know where he was going.
I stopped and looked after it. As I was standing there with my head averted a large black car, also driving slowly in the same direction, did a bullfighting passeo next to the three of us. The driver didn’t even look at us even though we were about a foot away. In the back seat there was a nice looking woman. I looked at her. She looked at me and grinned. The car didn’t even slow but carried on. Both the van and the car proceeded up the road until the van stopped. The car did as well. Then they started up and continued along together.
What was going on? Were they addled? We will never know. However, if we had been run over that would have meant that there would be no more new avatar postings. Think about that.
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A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
2 cents before shopping…..its one thing to explode when someone doesn’t froth your latte properly, or encountering someone on the bus who smells bad, or holds up the cash line at the store by using coupons… then I agree op’s have anger issues.
but if someone blithely sails away after almost turning you and your companion into strawberry jam at a crosswalk, well yeah, an angry response is justified. really angry.
adrenalin rush from a brush with the grim reaper creates emotional response. but one should NOT get that way because of a lapsed bus transfer. ya know?
wow, much rage, me like
Tell us how you really feel
my very first bitch was long ago when there was only 1 bitch printed in the paper edition. i was seething with rage and still had my bike helmet and gloves on, they even printed her license plate number.good times
BITCHES IN THE PRINT EDITION?
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: paingirl (11/16, 4:07PM)
“my very first bitch was long ago when there was only 1 bitch printed in the paper edition.”
You mean they print bitches in the paper edition? Do they print any of the more elevated comments like mine as well? How do you think my avatars would go over? Write back soon.
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A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
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I’m genuinely surprised that not one driver has lost a rear windshield in this conflict.