If God created man with an image of himself, no wonder we’re such cowards, traitors and backstabbing liars. —Pastafarian
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If God created man with an image of himself, no wonder we’re such cowards, traitors and backstabbing liars. —Pastafarian
This article appears in May 17-23, 2012.
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scree, testify pilgrim
Whether you’re Christian or not, that’s a horrible thing to say. One day you might be flying up in an airplane at 25,000 feet and the pilot will announce,”we’re going down”… as the plane begins to lose altitude and people around you begin to panic… will you be calling out for the ‘flying speghetti monster’ to save you?
You’re so cool. So. Very. Cool.
oh ffs you sound like kay and that’s what christers always say
I hate hearing professional athletes thank the almighty when they win. Just once I’d like to hear one of these overpaid steroid-jockeys throw a televised hissy-fit, blaming God for their loss. Yeah, I’m talking to you, Tebow.
booyah, does god play the odds? hahaha
If Gawd exists, his PR sucks mightily.
If I’m on a plane that’s going down, I don’t ask for anyone to save me… who would think to ask such a thing? I would probably go find the food cart and eat as much as I could since I don’t have to worry about my health anymore. Or I’d find some lad that could get a crisis boner.
Giggity, Mel.
Wp
no_fool, I have a challenge for you. Let’s each get an airplane, take it up to 25,000 feet, cut the engines and let it freefall to earth.
You pray to your God and I’ll pray to whatever God I choose to…
The winner is the one who walks away.
I’ll even let you fill your plane up with like-minded individuals….there’s power in numbers, right?
What are the odds that any God created mankind in his image? We’re barely evolved from that common ancestor we share with the great apes. The homo genus has been around for what, four million years? The Earth has been around for four billion years. So us and our apish ancestors have been here 0.01% of the time.
If God created anything in His image, it would be the cockroach. This thing has been virtually unchanged for 354 million years and is a survivor. They saw the great Permian proto-mammals come and go, said hello and goodbye to the dinosaurs. Woolly mammoths, mastodon, smilodon gone, cockroach here. What do you want to bet that they will be giving the eulogy at mankind’s funeral?
Nah, God has six legs and an exoskeleton.
speak for yourself o.p., i’m far from being any of those. but i do know what you mean. fucking disgusting humans right. but hey, in a couple of weeks, it won’t matter anymopre, once the great upheaval comes on may 24.
Strictly speaking, we created God in our image, so the poor feller takes a lot of stick for things that, really, are not his fault.
“crisis boner” – I’m dying here Mel. >: )
If god did create man, eons ago, we’ve had some time to change and wander from whatever path he may have laid for us. Think about it. You can’t always equate the outcome of an experiment to its original intent.
Also, I’d like to see you watch someone carry a cross over a mile to their own crucifixion, and then call them a coward.
And Mel… funniest quote all week! Like a Boss!
I’m in stitches, Mel! That was brilliant.
If you’re gonna go, you’re gonna go with a smile! lol
If he created man in his image, the design flaw was present when you look at People of Walmart or People of Transit.
troodon… I’m going to go with great white shark…
over 400 million years, virtually unchanged, and fucking mean as hell.
A huge, thrashing, predatory killing machine…. that is god.
The dude from The Big Lebowski would be my ideal god.
http://www.bit-101.com/blog/wp-content/upl…
Well if we can choose to worship whatever god we want, then I choose the Giant Space Lizards with wings. They come from a distant super world, so large that the universe uses it as a hub to gravitate around.
I’m not referring to Godzilla tho, that guys a push-over… plus he has no wings, which sucks.
THE PROBLEM OF EVIL
This bitch presents, in diminished form, the problem of explaining the existence of evil in the world as created by a God who is all-knowing and all-good. For a true believer, however, the “problem” presents no problem. Man was created with free will and, as such, is free to do both good or evil. End of “problem.”
Next.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
OP. You’re not one of those Bible waving nutjobs are you?
Gee OP that would make a great T SHIRT….
GOD, I LOVE PAGLIARO.
*Disclaimer: This is a total non-sequiter, but I’m listening to KOOL FM and they just played “Don’t Know What The Hell I Got”.
ya gotta crank up the volume on this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQwm1v1R-qM
“I’m not referring to Godzilla tho, that guys a push-over… plus he has no wings, which sucks.”
Godzilla is the closest thing to god on this planet. Can’t die, kills people randomly for no reason, he creates and then destroys. GODzilla.
“You see ‘e feel like Ivan
Born under de Brixton sun.
‘is game is call survivin’
At de end of da ‘arder dey come”
http://itsremade.com/data/published/12_201…
Godzilla is ,in fact, a perfect explanation of the concept of the Trinity. In Him we have, The Fodder (Japanese people), The Sun (the nuclear detonation which spawned Him) and The Holy Toast (Tokyo, itself)
Amen.
Well, there might actually be someone closer to a God then Godzilla…
http://h11.abload.de/img/dr-manhattan_0j86…
Just sayin’…
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CRISIS BONER.
I <3 you, Mel.
Ivan….If you ever start a cult let me know and I will join it. Even if its one of those take poisoned kool aid and chop off your balls so the aliens will take you to heaven type cults.
“Just sayin’…”
http://cl.jroo.me/z3/J/s/F/d/a.aaa-Im-just…
If god is so forgiving, why can’t one be forgiven for not believing AFTER you die when you supposedly get to see the evidence?
And why would a truly benevolent god expect people to worship it? Sounds more like a narcissistic egomaniac to me!
“Godzilla is the closest thing to god on this planet. Can’t die, kills people randomly for no reason, he creates and then destroys. GODzilla.”
not to mention completely fictional…
I’d never join a cult that would have me as a member (heh heh – dude said member”
And in that vein (heh heh – dude said vein):
http://lolcat.com/images/lolcats/960.jpg
“THE STREETS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF THE NON-BELIEVERS”
listen if you dare… funny but can be sad and true..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VczLP9_LBs
*Disclaimer: This is a total non-sequiter, but I’m listening to KOOL FM and they just played “Don’t Know What The Hell I Got”.
Ian, maybe they got a crisis boner.
“not to mention completely fictional…”
Depends who you ask my atheist friend. If you asked me I’d say “Show me proof it does or doesn’t exist”. That’s the reason I can’t go full atheist mode. Sitting on the god fence like a mother fucker while leaning towards the side that isn’t full of shit.
Tim, I’m rawkin’ one as we speak. Giggity!
Ivan, nice work on the lyric..well done, digging out my London Calling record right now
Oi! >; )
all ‘absence of proof does not conclude proof of absence’ and all…
in general, proving something DOESN’T exist is far more trouble than proving something DOES exist.
I don’t believe THE holy grail exists… but how the fuck am I supposed to prove something like that??? I can’t very well just inspect all cups and say, “nope, not this one either… ” What if I accidentally miss it? The only plausible way I could think of is to ensure it doesn’t exist by blasting all matter into basic atoms thus ensuring no cups exist and therefor not that one single cup exists… ‘course I won’t be around to display my proof… but then again, neither will you.
So I guess I’m on a deity blasting mission…
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archiv…
be vewy vewy quiet…
Reminds me of the dyslexic atheist, who looked longingly to the heavens and with out-stretched arms cried, “PLEASE! I NEED TO KNOW! IS THERE A DOG?!”
http://themetapicture.com/media/funny-dog-…
http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/201…
A CATEGORY MISTAKE
: “proof, n. evidence to establish a thing as true, or to produce belief in its truth.” (The American College Dictionary)
To demand “proof” for the existence of God is a category mistake. The philosopher Gilbert Ryle recounted the story of the tourist visiting Oxford University and was shown around the colleges. After the tour the tourist asked, “But where’s the university?” He had confounded the physical colleges with their embodiment in the concept of the university. He had made a category mistake. In the same way, to demand “proof” for the existence/non-existence of God is to commit a category mistake.
The concept of proof is an epistemological concept, not an ontological one. In other words, proof aims at establishing that a proposition is true, not its existence/non-existence. Truth is a property of propositions, not of being. Therefore those demanding proof of the existence/non-existence of God have confounded epistemology with ontology and, as a consequence, have made a category mistake.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
PS: Many thanks to those who gave 4 “Likes” to my post of 05/11, 9:30AM. Thumbs down to those who gave 3 “Dislikes.” However, in the present case of “The Category Mistake” I’m looking for 7 Likes. Don’t let me down.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Yes op. You’re 18.
Now go back to your cafe and keep pretending to write between glances to see how many people are watching you in awe-inspired amazement.
Those of you 3D mammals that claim to know the secrets of the universe, please call Scientific American. They’ll want to see the fruits of your miraculous, multi-dimensional findings. You’ll be famous.
You’ll notice mathematicians and physicists are the only scientists who refrain from talking about the idea of creation too much. And by “creation” i am speaking of anything from alien intervention to fractal-based “it’s turtles all the way down” theory.
I am humble enough to admit i have no fucking clue. Clearly most of you are not.
there’s no secret, you get one ticket no do-overs. seems pretty simple to me
Physicists and mathematicians, eh? Why do you think they don’t talk about it much?
If God created the Big Bang, does that make everyone right?
“I am humble enough to admit i have no fucking clue. Clearly most of you are not.”
You clearly do not know the definition of humble. It’s pretty clear a lot of of your posts are made with the intention of asserting your assumed intelligence. It isn’t working and you’re making yourself look stupid.
I’m not humble. I know I’m fucking awesome and more intelligent than a lot of people that post here. I just find it easier to be a fuckwit
“hurr durr zilla u r not intelligent.”
You’re probably right, but I like to think I am which plays into my narcissism quite nicely.
sadly, no captain.
though perhaps we were a pilot project… big bang created… things started off fine…
then all shit went hell in a handbasket so god fucked off to a new clean slate for another try.
infinite universes and all… one in fact, where zilla actually is godzilla!
ooh. Godzilla questions my intelligence.
I’m not too worried..
What you are seeing here godzilla is not an assumed sense of intelligence. I save my best material for venues far more deserving than this. What you’re seeing here is pent up fury at just how ridiculous most of these bitches are.
Not that i’d expect you to see the difference. I treat these people like jackasses because they are. I don’t much care how it sounds. I just want to get it out there.
But good try though *golf clap* Very good.
Done….finally got you to respond to a troll post.
Well it sounds arrogant, crayons. Are you’re actually the jackass. Who knew you’d be damned by your own post?
And you still haven’t explained why Physicists and mathematicians won’t talk about these topics.
Oh right, our intelligence is beneath you, and we’re probably incapable of understanding you. What more deserving venues are you referring to? The coffee shops that you and your hipster friends frequent?
A CATEGORY MISTAKE (II)
The atheist philosopher Bertrand Russell was once asked what would he say if, on judgement day, he found himself confronted by God and asked to defend himself. “But Sir,” Russell replied, “you gave no evidence.”
It is not recorded how God responded if indeed He said anything at all since He knew that Russell, no dummy, would have been waiting for Him. He knew that whatever “evidence” He gave, Russell would have then demanded just how that was, in fact, to be understood as being evidence at all. For evidence, to be evidence, must in some fashion bear upon that for which it purports to be evidence, ie. for that which it purports to establish a thing as true. But, in the case of God, there can be no such evidence or, conversely, anything can count as evidence. This is so since evidence, minimally, must be drawn from the world comprehensible by natural reason and God, by definition, is supernatural, i.e., He is the object of another category, that of religious belief. Although Acquinas tried, one cannot rationally deduce the existence of God from the world.
A few RSVPs:
: eats.crayons (1:09PM) – Scientists and mathematicians don’t talk much about God because He is not – and cannot be – an object of scientific study. To suppose otherwise is to fall into the error of “scientism,” the (faith-based!) view that science has all the answers.
: paingirl (1:22PM) – Prove it.
: TheCaptain (1:34PM) – Or wrong.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
I’m looking for 3 more “Likes” to boost my score to 7 on a total-point basis. Don’t let me down.
i ask for no proof of god’s existence
Some people would say God exists because it’s existence cannot be proven. God exists because people have faith (belief) it exists, faith Exists without proof, therefore God exists because its existence cannot be determined. Think about it, how many people believe in a God? Even if he isn’t real, he still has an effect on EVERYONE. Period. If you don’t believe, that non-belief has already altered your life (minutely).
Or wrong.
A CATEGORY MISTAKE (III)
First, many thanks for the extra 3 “Likes” which has put me over the top in respect to my original estimate of 7 “Likes.” The rest, as they say, is gravy.
First, a couple of RSVPs:
: Paingirl (5:12PM)
But dear, it’s not a matter of what you do or do not ask for. Rather, it’s a matter of the independent truth of the matter.
: TollTrollbridge (5:12PM)
First sentence, incoherent; second sentence, incoherent; third sentence, true but irrelevant.
Reference was made to Thomas Acquinas and the “proofs” for the existence of God in my previous post. Two of such “proofs” require brief scrutiny:
(1) The proof from Intelligent Design: Very popular in some current fundamentalist circles, it maintains that God exists because of, well, intelligent design. For example, look at the structure of the snowflake. But note that the major premise, i.e., that of “Intelligent Design” assumes its own conclusions, to wit, that there IS Intelligent Design and it’s just a matter of sorting out just how it came about. Very false logic.
(2) The proof from the Uncaused Cause: A classic Thomist argument for the existence of God. Causation is inscribed in existence and the Uncaused Cause, i.e., that which has no cause but which causes all the other causes whether direcly or indirectly, must therefore be God. But this is what is called a “logical leap.” While it may be true that, at some time in the distant past there was an uncaused cause, there is no reason to believe that it is God. It just could have been, um, an uncaused cause.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
P.S. I’m thinking that, on a total score basis over three entries on “A Category Mistake” I might break the 10 “Like” barrier. Do not let me down.
God, this topic just keeps rolling! As an atheist I amazed at the number of times I say God or Jesus.
Crayons, just chill, people are just having a little fun.
I think God is a matter of faith,if you believe it exists then it does. I do not believe in the almighty as a superparent watching over us or who’s image we have taken. That’s just man’s arrogance.
The fact is we cannot comprehend infinity and “everything” and God makes a nice three letter word to represent all of that.
RSVP
: troondon formosus (05/11, 9:36PM)
(1) “I think God is a matter of faith, if you believe it exists then it does.”
If I were to believe in unicorns then they do too? Is the concept of truth irrelevant to the assertion, “God exists?” Is Troon arguing for an “anything goes” moral relativism? What if I were to say, “I think God is a matter of knowedge, if you think it exists then it does.” Would Troon agree, thereby erasing the distinction between belief and knowledge?
(2) “I do not believe in the almighty as a superparent watching over us who’s image we have taken. That’s just man’s arrogance.”
But why don’t you believe in the almighty as a superparent, Troon? If the existence of God is a matter of faith (see #1 above) and the non-existence of God is similarly a matter of belief, on what grounds does the latter belief, unlike the former, escape the charge of “arrogance?”
(3) “The fact is that we cannot comprehend infinity and ‘everything’ and God makes a nice three letter word to represent all of that.”
Well if that’s the “fact” then we may just as well pack our bags and catch the next bus home. But how did you know that, Troon? And isn’t the categorical assertion to the effect that we cannot comprehend something as “arrogant” (see #2 above) as the assertion to the effect that the almighty is a superparent watching over us who’s image we have taken?
Chill out Troon.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
P.S. I’m looking for 2 “Likes” for this comment.
1) Yes, Monsieur if one believes in unicorns then they exist.. to them. I can suggest to them that unicorns do not exist but I can’t prove it. I don’t believe it, there’s nothing in my life experience to make me believe they exist and in my heart of hearts, they don’t exist but I’m not going to convince the unicorn guy nor should I. Same with God.
2)The existence of God is a matter of faith to me and I do not possess that. How does not having a personal connection to some sort of superbeing constitute arrogance on my part?
3) My assertion about infinity is not arrogance, more humility. If you can comprehend infinity Monsieur, why don’t you draw me a picture of it? Maybe make it your avatar for a short time.
You chill out too Monsieur and enjoy the rest of your weekend.
Honey nut cheerio!
P.S. You got three likes for that comment. Soliciting for likes seems to be working.
Fascinating debate, very enjoyable. I aint no strict grammarian, but, MM, didn’t you miss adding a sic in your comment on troon’s “who’s” and then repeat the mistake yourself? Me im a agnostic and I like some aspects of deism.
RSVPs
: troondon formosus (05/12, 10:24PM)
1. God and the Unicorn: “I can suggest to them that unicorns do not exist but I can’t prove it.”
The reason Troon gives for his not being able to prove it is that he doesn’t believe in unicorns, they play no role in his life experience, he is speaking from his heart of hearts, and the same applies to God. Well, Troon’s position in philosophy is known as “solipsism,” the view that we are all completely enveloped in our own belief systems which determine all of our knowledge claims and, not incidentally, condemns the holder to complete intellectual isolation. He can make no objective claim about the world which does not stand in circular relation to his beliefs, even the claim that he doesn’t believe in unicorns (or anything else). New knowledge, of course, is out of the question.
2. Arrogance:
Troon does not appear to realize that, in view of #1 above, any knowledge claim made without reference to his beief system can only be based upon arrogance. In other words, his claim that those who believe in God as a superparent is just an instance of man’s arrogance is, necessarily, just an instance of Troon’s arrogance. The consistent solipsist, in other words, can never escape the intellectual prison of his own solipsism.
3. Troon’s Humility:
“My comment about infinity is not arrogance, more humility.”
But Troon, the issue is not about your psychological states which, of course, play a central role for the solipsist, but rather about the objective truth of the comment itself, i.e., about man’s inability to comprehend infinity. But, to repeat, there can be no objective truth for the solipsist so the fall-back position necessarily, in the present case, must be one of arrogance.
Yes, Troon, I’d be delighted to diagram infinity for you. Here it is: (………………)
: adhoc (05/13, 9:21AM)
You’re absolutely right about the missing “sic.” I did note it as I read but forgot about it while philosophizing. I’m blaming Troon.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Since this is just an RSVP I’m only looking for three “LIkes.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRSjzY0s0SM
Never stop witnessing the miracles of Jesus!
Behold the African Unicorn!
http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs24/i/2007/312…
Better recognize
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz1609AM…
Another view of the oryx:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fUzorZk31Ss/TGta…
An exceptionally beautiful member of the gazelle family. Nothing mythical about him.
Same with the narwhal:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dPz8IzTW_EE/SYUG…
Wondrous examples of nature, to be sure. Nothing supernatural about them.
Thanks Monsieur, I was going to try and draw infinity myself but I couldn’t find a big enough piece of paper.
Thanks for your input adhoc, I should have used “whose” not “who’s”. At least I didn’t use “whom”. I would have been in real trouble then.
RSVPs
: No_Fool (05/13, 5:53, 5:57; 5:59PM)
Time for some new spectacles, NF.
: Ivan, Master & Commander (6:20PM)
Look up the prefix “uni” in the dictionary (or wherever). When finished, look up the words “animal” and then “fish.” Note the distinction. Good luck.
: troondon formosus (9:29PM)
Yes, Troon, you sure would have been in real trouble. I’ll be checking your posts more closely in future.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
This RSVP is only worth 2 “Likes” since I always give myself the first one. Am I right doing this?
Annie, please. Leave pretending to be stupid to those of us who do it best. My links were for the possible benefit of no fool. According to Chris Lavers in his “Natural History of Unicorns”
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2OAqSefjJls/TdLN…
the oryx (possessed of 2 horns in most situations) and the narwhal (a mammal, not a fish) are but two of the creatures that have historically fueled speculation on the existence of the mythical unicorn. The world of nature is full of wonders to satisfy the intellectual appetites, both subtle and gross. It seems a bit of a cheat to try to pass it off as “magick”
“pretending to be stupid” – Pretending? Lolz, I don’t think so.
RSVPs
: Ivan, Master & Commander (05/14, 10:55AM)
Sorry for jumping in Ivan, but try addressing your posts to avoid confusion. No Fool, now’s your chance to step up give Ivan a taste of your steel-toed workboots, and you know where. Now, on to the unicorn!
“unicorn, n. (1) a fabulous animal with a single long horn, said to elude every captor save a virgin. (2) a heraldic representation of this animal, in the form of a horse with a lion’s tail and with a long, straight, and spirally twisted horn.” (American Collegiate Dictionary)
1. Note the word “FABULOUS”. This does not mean “like wow” but rather something derived from a FABLE! (Sorry No Fool, but I guess that leaves you out as a captor of a unicorn.)
2. Note the word HORSE. This does not mean “narwhal.” It means HORSE.
How did we get here from a philosophical (as opposed to psychological) analysis of the “proofs” for the existence of God?
: Hugo Phurst (11:27AM)
Oh no, not him again.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
P.S. On the basis of the mind-numbing absurdity of discussing the purported real-life provenance of the unicorn as well as the dispiriting re-appearance of Hugo Phurst, I feel that 3 “Likes” should not be excessive for this RSVP.
Hey Smeagol 🙂
I’ve had a run in with another PhDuh, turns out she misrepresentated herself and lied, just like you. Care to explain? Meh, don’t bother, your reply will be too long, boring, and of no consequence.
Missed me, didn’t you.
MM – Man wrote the dictionary, therefore it is imperfect… it has mistakes and lots of ambiguous definitions. God made the unicorn and it IS FABulous!!
RSVP
: no_fool (05/15, 4:00AM)
“MM-Man wrote the dictionary, therefore it is imperfect.”
No Fool, read that sentence over again. Does it make sense to you? It doesn’t make sense to me either. You’ve got to get to bed earlier.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!