Dear brother,
I haven’t spoken to you in years but I heard from reliable sources AKA mutual friends and family members that you take the time to publicly bash me whenever possible. Sorry I was a douche to you when I was 15…we’re both in our late 20s now, get over it.. All that brewed hatred, no wonder you’ve never been in a relationship.
Hope you are well. -Billy C
This article appears in Apr 17-23, 2014.


You say in the bitch that you were the douche at the age of 15. You fucked up not your brother.
Everybody is a douche when they’re 15. It’s unfortunate someone in their late 20’s would be judged on the actions of a 15 year old.
And so, OB, what are you going to do about it? Write a bitch or resolve the issues? You only have that brother once…
You say you were the douche, then it’s up to you to fix things up.
I dunno, maybe if you were nicer to your brother growing up, he wouldn’t be telling everyone how much of an asshole you were to him.
Pretty simple logic to me.
PS: have you ever apologized?
Thought not. Just because it happened years ago, doesn’t mean a simple fucking apology isn’t warranted.
OP, listen to Meaty and Breakfast Sandwich–they are right…..and the longer you wait, the more difficult it will be. Good luck!!