To you fat, lazy fuckwads who leave shopping carts in the middle of the parking lot when the wind’s blowing 200 km/h: You are ASSHOLES! Take your fat ass and push the cart into the coral, or better yet, (if your thick cottage cheese stumps can make it that far) put them back where you got them from. I swear the next time I see you leave your cart in the middle of fucking nowhere, I’m gonna jump onto your car and shit on your fucking windshield. Lazy shit asses! —Better hope you have windshield wash
This article appears in Mar 3-9, 2011.
OP ,I agree that’s pretty lazy…but what’s worse (IMO) is when they just leave their cart at the cash register !
I mean Ehzeus christ ! You’ve got to walk out the god damned front door anyway…& you’re going right by the cart corral thats by that door…what’s the big freakin’ deal about droping your cart off ! ! ! ! !
I would really like to know ?
Fuck you too, sebastian. I hope a cart dented your prize-winning SUV.
wind blowing 200km/hr i wouldnt be arsed pushing the kart either id be down in a basement somewhere.
Didn’t happen. Wasn’t in the news.
Go fly a kite!
some time last week i saved a girls car from getting annihilated by a racing shopping cart that was flying towards it and then when i noticed she was inside the car she was giving me a dirty fucking look!
I love you OP. Next time should park away from the carts and cart corral.
Time to head back in-store to those fat fucks who leave their carts in the middle of the aisle while they stare in awe at all the food they want to shove down their throats. I bump their cart out of my way. Stupid fucks.
Hey neville. Did you proceed to ram the cart into her car after the dirty look?
I can’t stand when people do this! They don’t even think! They’re the people that circle the parking lot for 5-10 minutes looking for that spot up close to the doors when in reality, they could park as far away as they could and probably get inside a lot quicker. I avoid the parking lot clusters like AIDS and park as far away as I can or just park near a cart corral, those are the things you want to park close to!
You would take a sh!t on a car because of a shopping cart in the parking lot? Help is close at hand for just those type of issues.
200 KILIGAMS, WHERE THE FUCK YOU WRITING FROM, JUPITER OR SOMETHING?
man, i heard bullshit before, and then you show up here, 200 indeed. lying bastard. and if you are bullshitting about wind, how much else you shitting about?
It’s called hyperbole, LS. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperbole
Oh no, not another hyper bole on the loose….those boles need to chill
is they as bad as dem bole weevils we hears tell about down south ways. i don’t/doesn’t give a fuck what you want to call it, it is still not the truth, so, in context to that, anything else o.p. says, is not the truth.
are those your assassins in your picture LS?^^^
Valid! Do I ever hate that.
neville, they are two of my closet critters. the rest are a lot scarier.
“wanking to JB”
D’OH!