Sitting on the couch all day (doing work as a matter of fact), next to the front window which is next to the front door. Doorbell works. Doorbell never rings. Nobody knocks. But apparently at 5:30pm somebody tried oh so fucking hard to deliver a parcel. Yep, even wrote a note to prove it, you lying SON OF A BITCH.
(Upside: somebody told me this happens elsewhere, not just Halifax, even though it never happened to me until I moved here.) —4th Time This Year
This article appears in Dec 20-26, 2012.


this happened last year with canada post, they left a note and i opened the door to tell them i was home. she had no parcels on her truck, just notes to give out
So, instead of knocking or ringing the doorbell, you’re claiming that they took that time to write out a “you-weren’t-home-for-this-delivery” notification instead…
Because writing the “you-weren’t-home-for-this-delivery” notification took less time/bother/brain power/whatever-the-reason than giving you the parcel. That’s what you’re stating, right?
You want us to believe that over the possibility that you missed the knock/bell… right?
So you’re saying you never left the couch all day? Not even to visit the bathroom? mmmm….not buying that one. Perhaps you didn’t hear the doorbell because you had the bathroom fan on or the shower running??? You missed it, face it and go to the post office and pick up your parcel. Easy peasy.
Has happened to me as well. After seeing on the website of the sender that a package is ‘in transit’ I have stayed in to wait for it. The day passes, and I check the site once in awhile, after awhile I see that the status has changed to ‘delivery attempted’. Sure enough I go down to the postal box in the lobby and a card was in there saying they attempted delivery. They did not call my apartment, as I was here and there were no calls during the period. Meanwhile I had to trek up to the PO to get the parcel that I should have had hours earlier, if they actually had it with them when they were here, and left a card.
However, at least recently I did get an item actually delivered on Sunday, and the delivery guy did call from the lobby and I went down and got it. So at times it does work the way it should.
But if a delivery person was caught out with a van with no parcels and just ‘delivery notices’ well they should be able to be strung up with no penalty. That is akin to fraud, especially considering what it cost to send packages.
lordie, it’s happened to me too. always can post, never my wonderful purolator guy. i work from home. i have my desk in a bay window that looks out over the verandah. i have large bark-a-holics that would alert me should i be in the loo.
can post – they do not carry parcels. they do not attempt to deliver parcels. out here, they leave the notice in the communal box and you drive to a pharmacy to get the parcel. they clain you were not home. my aunt banana.
maybe they were having a quick wank?
never a problem with other delivery persons, they are great
Lol, I was going to say that of course OP never left the couch to use the bathroom etc… Seems everyone beat me to it. Chill the fuck out OP
its easier/cheaper for them to hand out notes and have you pick it up at the local depot!
Once a CP delivery person decided to leave my parcel on the front porch so I wouldn’t have to go through the trouble of going to the post office I guess. But, it was an expensive electronic they were delivering!!! And it was winter!! Like wtf.
I got into a cab yesterday on Alderney Dr. went to Burnside and the fucker charged me $15.I was ripped off and wasn’t happy at all but,too bloody tired to argue and make a scene, considering where I was in Burnside.
Moral of the story is everybody lies.
Four times in one year? Was the address correct? No numbers transposed? Either something’s amiss or you’re very unlucky.
tf, i have never once had cp actually deliver to the door. they leave the card at the communal box, already marked ‘not at home’ without any visit to the house at all. one incident, i happened to hit the group box shortly after he made his run, got the card and hightailed it down to the pharmacy to pick up the item. i then noticed the date, it was that days date, and said item would be ready for pickup ‘next day’. (yeah, if they had to drop it off at the postal outlet after their day’s failed deliveries) but i went anyway. and lo! and behold it was there. i asked the lady if he had just been there to drop off the undelivered parcels, and she said he wouldn’t be finished his run for another 2 hours. so…..they don’t even try. it’s not that big a deal for me, i get out and about easily, but it’s just so sneaky. i thought it was just this route person that did it, but i guess not. if i have a choice, i use purolator, he always has dog cookies.
Canada post actually owns Purolator GDM. I guess your delivery guy must know, for whatever reason, that he or she cannot get to all the stops so they mark some as *not at home*. Sneaky I admit.
whoa, owns purolator. go figure. they seem to be arms’ length. good thing.
my brother was a postie for awhile. he saved a baby! ilike harry the mailman from lucifer’s hammer. speaking of which, any flaming balls streaking across the sky anyone?
i promised my friends in california i would give them a 4 hour headsup on any apocalyptic happenings, dude.
I hate to break it to everyone.The world’s not going to end tomorrow.It’s been tomorrow all day in Australia.
That must be how Can.Post is still afloat.
just to let the bitchers know. the little girl that i am trying to help, is the one on the right side, with the black top and redish bottom. no wonder she looks so sad. to those that have replied about helping, thank you very much.
This has happened to me twice with UPS – but not with Purolator or Canada Post. I do a LOT of online shopping 🙂
It’s annoying – even worse for me, is the UPS guy leaves my stuff in an unlocked hallway, along with my delivery notice… yikes…
Happy End of the World Day, Y’all.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnQ8N1KacJc
Actually, the world isn’t really going to end. The entire population, all 7 Billion of us are going to be sentenced to a year in jail for violating the Good Samaritan Law.
See ya!
BLOW baby you asked the parents of th e little angle permission before posting her photo on the i nternet right?some people might think that s an invasion of their privacy or at leas t pretty creepy but what do i know right?seriously baby , if this was my kid i would slap you wit h our doubled ildo.
#1Wogdog
phony wogdog’, mind your own business. and whatever you say, is absolute shit. nobody else is even gonna pay attention to you. if you don’t want to help, fine, then don’t.
So you found an excuse to come back to this horrible place after telling everyone to go fuck themselves,right? Several people have described your past behaviour patterns,and you fulfilled them again,this time even quicker.
Do the parents of the poor child know you have posted her photo on a messageboard?
by the shining beard of dennis cato i swear this to be true.
at the pleasure of the man from montreal i remain,
the fabulous froodle
And you calling someone a phony Wogdog is hilarious,since you are also Wogdog.Probably Wogdog’ as well.
by the shining beard of dennis cato i swear this to be true.
at the pleasure of the man from montreal i remain,
the fabulous froodle
Yikes, really though Blow, you shouldn’t put the young lady’s pic up. Especially since you mentioned things about her parents…
So has everyone who works never cut a corner on the job?
I take it back. Had something scheduled for delivery today with Canada Post – and the tracking sity=e says it was successfully delivered at 10:10am this morning! Except no one came, there is no parcel, and no delivery slip! Fuck…
http://thechronicleherald.ca/canada/240724…
We’re all people.
so, if you folks don’t like what i’m trying to do, then to hell with you. whether or not there was a pic, doesn’t matter. if it makes you fucking scrooges happy, i will take it off, and put your scroogy pic on. jesus fuck people, do you have to be such fucking dicks about it. i’m only here for this reason, and i figured at least some of the bitchers would feel a bit of compassion. fucking losers that you are, piss on you, and i hope to fuck, that you find yourselves in this prediciment soon too. and know what, i won’t feel a fucking bit of pity or compassion for yu.
this isn’t about me assholes, it’s about the fucking spirit of trying to help others. if you can even consider that, then i hope you rot in 10 different hells very soon.
You said her parents couldn’t afford to give her three meals a day, then posted a picture of her. That’s a great way for her to get taken away. That actually concerns me. Don’t you care about that? Or do you only want the internet people to think you’re something special? You have zero clue what causes we support.
I hate getting mail.
Even worse when I have to drive to pick the stupid parcel up.
For me, NO news == GOOD news.
mel, you have to learn how to READ, i said most days she has nothing at school for a lunch. no where did i say she is never fed. but hey, read what you wish into it. i’m damn sure you and the othe scroooges on here are quite content in your miserable little lives. yeah, they have very little, and the reason being, they just moved in there, and money is tight for a lot of people, included moi. but at least i gave a little something to help these people and child out. so, fuck all you cheap bastards to hell, and i do really hope, that this or even worse happens to you scrooges. and after this is over, i will be gone again, yep, this time it will be longer. this was the only reason i came back here, i thought maybe some of you would give a fuck, but i guess i was very, very fucking wrong. a very few excluded.
Fuck you, sanctimonious piece of dog shit. Just because the board response has been “lukewarm” at best doesn’t mean people aren’t helping people in their own lives.
I predicted you would use any excuse to come back, and you didn’t disappoint. Noone cares whether you stay or leave, but if you’re going, *goyoufuckingtwat*.
Just do what you say you’re going to do.
Stay if you’re staying, go away for awhile if you say that.
And if that was my daughter’s photo, I would throw a brick through the window of your trailer.
Now go fuck your imaginary girlfriend.
Hi Woggie!
PisP
p.s. Merry Christmas, Gary!
Who signed for it if it was “successfully delivered”? Maybe it is a wrong address.
“You said her parents couldn’t afford to give her three meals a day” ~Mel
” i said most days she has nothing at school for a lunch.” ~Suckers
SAME FUCKING THING.
Good God.
I know I said I was going to ignore your existence, but OMFG, it’s bad enough that you come on here soliciting money after you made a complete fool out of yourself (acting like a complete dick) but you put a family’s business all over here (that doesn’t even know you) and then put up an actual picture of their six year old child? Enough is enough.
You are one sick fuck who has no sweet CLUE. That is over the line. The fact that no one falls all over you in your attempt to (inappropriately) try to ‘help’ which causes you to call us all pieces of shit (because we don’t just roll over and lick your balls when you ‘apologize but not really’) just shows what kind of abusive psychopath you really are.
You realize no one around here gives a shit about you any more, Gary, right? No matter how good you try to make yourself look, everyone is over your bullshit.
Please find a new internet forum to harass. PLEASE.
and the same goes for you too kitty-piggy. like i said, you don’t like what i’m trying to do, then don’t fucking read any of my comments. don’t worry piggy, i’m sure there is plenty of slop in your trough. some people move, have a hard time getting going again. i have never said this was an ongoing thing. if you read before you open your trap, you would have seen this. but fuck you, you grinch bitch.
at least there are some who do think more about others, than themselves.and don’t worry slut, after the 23rd. of dec., i will be gone again. you are one pathetic bitch. and by the way, i got permission from the grandmother of that little girl. i met her, and we agreed that it would be okat to do what i did.
they have just moved here, from out west, and no nothing of the system here. so don’t go acting all hoity toity bitch, i know you for what you are, a jealous,hateful little whiney pig. and i hope to fuck, you find yourself in this situation one day, very soon.
I guess the truth hurts, doesn’t it, Gary?
Wow, Gary honey I see the trollers/imposters are at it again. I saw a comment posted supposedly by me and was a little taken aback. I’m glad you are on the ball honey and knew it was an imposter’s comments. I’m not sure what this posting is all about; I guess I missed the explanation, something about a little girl in need. I think what you are doing is commendable and it does not surprise me; you have a big heart and are a really kind person. Never mind sweetie about all the anger directed at you. Some bitchers are hateful, through and through, even at a time that is supposed to be about joy and forgiveness. But like the old saying goes, if you don’t have it in your heart you can’t give it. So instead of feeling angry at them honey, just feel compassion. And I know you have that in your heart as well. Hurt people like to hurt people. And the time of year doesn’t seem to penetrate their hurt hearts. Simple as that. Good luck with your campagne sweetie. 🙂
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I will be gone again
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Doubtful, since you were supposed to be gone already, but okay.
And I thought you did this without telling them so you wouldn’t embarrass them.
“Grandmother”, huh?
More bullshit.
Go fuck yourself.
PisP
I’m at the airport. See you in the new year.
PisP
get rid of your chip paul, it is beneath you, or so i would like to think. and piggy, you are the absolute worst example of a human, that i ever had the displeasure of knowing.was it any of your meddling shit disturbing fucking business to start in on me, no it wasn’t.
really tho, i hope you get in a position such as this one day with your kids. oops, sorry, you won’t have any kids, cause no one would be stupid or desperate enough to mate with you. even mr. meaty would run from you.yep bitch, make the world a little glummer by your attitude, and pretty fucking soon, they will be all man and child haters like you.
and the last bit, yep, nannie said it was okay. do you know her or them, if not, mind your own fucking selfish business. have you been doing anything to help anyone out this year, i doubt it very much. yep, this is what your summits are all about, get together, talk about other people, and get yourself another high horse to sit on. remember piggy, i know you, and wish to fuck i didn’t.yes paul, i only came back for the reason i stated, and in a day or so, i will be gone again. you notice that i didn’t hurl any insults at you at any time. see, i can be bigger than you in that way. i can let things go, because i have no chip on my shoulder as piggy has. she will die a lonely older hag than she is, and will never be truly loved, except by her cats. and they will eat her when she goes, poor fucking things. such a waste of a possible human life. have fun kitty, your day is coming, real fucking soon i hope. oh, what illness are you going to have to stop you from enjoying christmas this year? hope it is a fucking doozie.
Gary just doesn’t like to be called out. He is an abuser. He goes on and on about forgiveness. But what does he have to forgive anyone for? He’s the one who comes on here, spews his abusive nonsense and then when he comes sniffing around trying to look like a ‘good guy’ in hopes of having the bitchers forgive him and when we don’t because we’ve been through this shit before, he starts hurling more verbal abuse. I said it before and I’ll say it again: we’re all over your bullshit. It’s the same thing over and over. You’ll be gone on the 23rd alright — and back on the 24th.
Did I call you names, Gary? No. I simply called you out on crossing a line and pointed out how inappropriate you were. For that I’m a slut and a whore and going to die a childless hag and I’m a pig and no one will ever mate with me.
It’s just sad. It’s even sadder that you’re a 60-something old man acting like this.
I mean this in the most sincere way: I think you are a mentally ill old man who needs some professional help. If you can’t recognize that your actions were over the line, than you obviously have some mental health issues that need addressing.
And I really hope you have someone in your life who can help you get the help you need.
I’m not jealous of you, and I don’t feel any need to call you ugly names. I think the fact that you feel the need to prove yourself to a bunch of internet strangers and people you’ve met once in your life through lies, stories, exaggerations and fake personas that gush about how wonderful you are make me pity you more than despise you. I pity the fact that in your world, this behaviour is ok and that you are the victim, when really, it’s your own behaviour that’s responsible for the way people treat you.
I wish you had more in your life, and I wish you all the best in seeking and obtaining help for your mental health issues.
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do you know her or them
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And you took the photo down anyway because you were (once again) caught doing something stupid/classless, and lying. When is it EVER ok to post a photo of a 6 year old on an adult message board.
If this kid even exists, you fucked up. You are a creepy old dude.
And for all the class you boast, your back to cripple-baiting and teasing PK about her weight.
Hurts to be alone on Christmas, doesn’t it?
Finally, you have fulfilled my prediction, based on your past performance of saying “fuck you I’m gone forever” then coming back under any excuse.
You are a sawed off, jumped up pisspot.
Go. Fuck. Yourself.
🙂
PisP
and p.s.- everyone knows you’re Wogdog.
PisP
Well, except Montrealman.
Apparently he’s been banging Woggie all week.
(shudders)
PisP
Paul for someone with so much to say you are showing your rudeness and stupidity. No Blow is NOT Woggie. Or vice versa. Anyhow didn’t you say you were taking off on a plane somewhere. Please. Go. Now. Your bitterness is really toxic. Hope your travels finds you in a better frame of mind or I pity the people who have to put up with you. When your heart is THAT full of resentment believe me, my friend, that cannot be hidden from anyone. I wish you well Paul since any more of the hate you hold would probably destroy you and I wouldn’t wish that on anyone. Not. Even. You.
PS: Paul honey Blow Isn’t alone at Christmas. But you are. And you will probably remain that way unless you find forgiveness and move on. Wow. You really scare me.
“When is it EVER ok to post a photo of a 6 year old on an adult message board.”
Apparently, it’s ok in the mind of mentally ill old men.
The sick part is, the little girl who’s picture was posted is someone Gary claims he doesn’t even know, and instead of putting two and two together and saying “yeah, you’re right, it is in poor taste” he starts throwing around ugly names such as ‘slut’ ‘piggy’ ‘old hag,’ etc., and making up grandmothers who just HAPPEN to live under you who give you permission to cover your tracks.
WHY do you keep hanging around here, Gary? Seriously. Are you really that lacking in cognitive ability that you can’t put two and two together? We all think you’re a loser (well, those of us who aren’t your made up personas). And that’s no one’s fault but your own. Take your abusive bullshit and harass the poor schleps on reddit or something.
I don’t even bother reading those rambling, incoherent posts, Kitty – it’s just the same shit, same rant, same ramble – fucking tedious.
As far as this little fund-raiser goes, it’s just another turd that has floated to the top of this shitpile of shame. Like Wag Bag – another flimsy figment of whimsy.
So fucking go already and take your little Wog with you.
yep kitty, you are always trying to be right. but you hardly ever are, and this time, is no exception. you think you know all, well you don’t know jack shit. and ttfn, i thought you a lot better than what i have been reading from you of late. guess i’ll have to add one more to the list. no paul, woggie is not me, and vice versa. just because two different people see most of the bitchers for what they really are. obnoxious assholes. and notice, i still have not said an unkind word about or even to you. the chip thing was an observation on my part.
yep, we are all so fucking big feeling here, well most, but not me. i know who and what i am, and about. think my life is phoney, well maybe to some that have never tried to experience life, maybe. but to others, you will only be able to dream about what i have done, where i have been, and the people i personally know.
but then again, we have kitty, who says she never calls names, hmmmm, how about gummer, gumby, pissy pants, one tooth, to name just a few. yepper, let the bitch that has no sins, throw the first brick. hey, i’m not perfect like a lot of you seem to think you are, but i’m also not a legend in my own mind. you know who i mean. so, if you all wanna be fucking assholes, and go on about trying to help someone less fortunate than yourself, have a real fucking nasty, rotten christmas. and i hope you all get enough coal this year, to supply emera for next year’s power. ingrate cocksuckers. get fucked, you make me wish that the fucking planet would have been destroyed yesterday.
Wow sad that Gary can’t do something nice for a friend of his grand daughter without you guys condemning him. Merry Christmas to you bitches although I am sure it will be just like any old other nasty day for nasty people. Wow. Unbelievable.
Don’t worry, TTFN, I’ve been glossing over his shit for a while now.
It was the picture of the innocent 6 year old he doesn’t even know where I felt enough was enough. I get that he’s a mentally ill person, but that’s not an excuse for crossing the line when it comes to children.
Gary: you told a man who broke his back, lost a leg, spent two years in the hospital had over 35 surgeries and almost died his mind was ‘more fucked up than his body.’ Then you claim the hatchet had been buried like he owed YOU some sort of apology. How can anyone in their right mind think forgiveness would ever come from the person you said that to? Before that, despite all the abuse you had hurled my way, I thought talking of your lack of teeth, your yellow beard and your strong odour (all of which are facts of your existence — you don’t have teeth, your beard is yellow and you smell badly) was crossing a line. After you mocked a disabled man in that way all bets were off. I don’t apologize for standing up for a friend when they’re attacked by scum.
However, after your latest tantrum, it really became clear to me that you are a very sick man, and calling the mentally ill names isn’t my game. I suppose trying to reason with you is probably adding more fuel to the fire, because I’m convinced 100% you have narcissistic personality disorder, and as such, no amount of reasoning will ever work. You know I have your number and it triggers symptoms of your illness. Hence, the verbal abuse.
The sad part of your disease is that there’s no cure. It’s hard for those of us who don’t have this disorder to wrap our heads around the fact that you *actually* believe you are the victim and *actually* believe you have done no wrong. The verbal abuse and the cycling through the abusers cycle is yet another classic symptom of this awful illness. It eats away at Gary that there’s someone SOMEWHERE that doesn’t think he’s the great guy he’s convinced he is. It’s like a form of OCD — his obsessions and compulsions being his image as ‘the big man’ — even if it’s only to a bunch of strangers in cyber land.
And, what’s even more sad, Gary, is that you’re a 60-something year old man self destructing on an internet forum just to ‘impress’ or ‘get back at’ a bunch of strangers who have never and really will never give much of a shit in the first place.
oh piggy, you are so full of yourself you little ashole. i didn’t know her first off. i asked my grand daughter why the little one looked so sad, and she told me why. the grand mother has been here for a few years. and no, the child is not phoney, like you are. and what i found out, got me to thinking about how i could help. and the rest is history. but know this, if there is a thing called god, karma, or whatever. you shall recieve 10 times the shit you give back. and what about all the whining about your dad in hospital, hmmmm. seems it’s okay for some, but not for others. and oh no, you aren’t the only one to whine about something on here either. at least i try to stay upbeat and nasty. but you piggy, are just a nasty little bitch, without even having to try, gloss over that , bitch. don’y worry, as of 1 p.m. tomorrow,. you can have YOUR bitch board back, your royal highness of the shitpile.
and kitty, would you like me to put a picture of you up. i can you know. but i would have to burn out my eyes before i looked at it tho.yes, little girl is innocent, so why treat her like shit, with what you are saying bitch.
I never claimed the child is phoney — there you go twisting what I say. All I said was posting a picture of a child on this board that you don’t even know, where you have written about her family’s situation is crossing a line. I know you think you’re the big man for helping and that the end should justify the means, but it really doesn’t when you’re dealing with children. It’s great that you want to help a family that’s less fortunate than others, but you gotta realize that posting a child’s picture on an internet forum, let alone a picture of someone else’s child without their legal gardian’s permission (in this case her parents. not her grandparents, her parents) is WRONG. Say it with me: W-R-O-N-G.
Do I think your solicitation is legit? Maybe. Do I think you’re a mentally ill old man grasping at straws and self destructing (and lookin’ like a fool in the process)? Absolutely.
Wow!
If, in your mind, being concerned about the safety and privacy of an innocent little girl from someone who obviously has no sweet clue of what’s appropriate and inappropriate is ‘treating them like shit’ than I guess I’m guilty of that.
Like I said — trying to help out a family that’s having a rough time is awesome, but explaining the family’s situation on here and kijiji then posting a picture of a child you have no right of business posting is not cool. It’s crossing a line of what’s appropriate and inappropriate.
Your 1+1=5 mentality really does you no favours, gary.
PK: you are something else. What do you tell yourself that makes talking about and to another human being that way alright? OMG girl you are the one who needs serious help. The bitterness and hate coming from you is palpable. And this is not Gary talking, this is me, Wogdog. You scare me you are so angry.
And also PK if the person you are talking about who had 35 surgeries, etc, is this Paul person then IF Gary said what you write as him saying, then I will agree with him. I have never met another human being as bitter as or bitter than you, Except this Paul person. I would love to know what makes it ok in his mind to be so full of hate toward another human being. I am appalled.
Posting pics of an unsuspecting family/child on any online forum without their permission is completely inappropriate. A simple, “I have a family going through financial trouble I wish to help out, and any contribution would be greatly appreciated.”, would have sufficed. It’s none of anyones business who, or why this family is in the position they’re in.
Then, calling us all a bunch of “grinch’s” and “assholes” and, making everyone feel like they should be embarrassed and ashamed about their comfort, is just plain rude. I work fucking hard for what I have, and don’t take too kindly to being persecuted for being “middle class”. Nobody here is lighting cigars with 100 dollar bills!!!
Maybe he didn’t realize posting the picture of the child would offend so many people. Is there no way you guys can even for a moment fathom that he meant well and actually had good intentions to do some good for someone else at a time that is Supposed to be a time of peace and joy? No way at all? By the sounds of things I gather he was trying to help out a family in need at Christmastime. Why pick apart his gesture like a bunch of vultures trying to point out the ‘right way’ he ‘should’ have done it. The man isn’t perfect; he was just trying to bring about his ownh version of peace and goodwill at Christmas time. Isn’t that what it is all about? You guys need to cut him some slack and stop with the bad mouthing. It is really sad you can’t see beyond your criticism of him as a person. You are all ganging up on him like a pack of wolves and are missing the point of his original plea. He was only trying to do something nice for someone else.
“You are all ganging up on him” -Wogdog
Actually that’s not exactly true. THere are quite a few people who post here, & not all of us are picking on anyone, not that we don’t at times, myself included, be somewhat heated back & forth in commenting to one another .
But to say ALL of us are doing so in this case, is asinine.
Just go away, then, and take your made up girlfriend with you.
Every time you self destruct and leave, I predict out loud how and when you will reappear. You never prove me wrong.
So you are a chronic liar about:
1- serving in the Falklands War(“stolen valour” mean anything, vet wannabe?)
2- being a cop in Toronto
3- carrying a gun all the time, and putting it in a kid’s mouth one time for some dumb reason
4- all the hell you will unleash on random scenarios, the violence you will visit on people
5- “Red” and “Sherry”, two imaginary fuck pigs you claim to have hooked up with. You even told me, on this board in public, that their husbands were driving up from their imaginary town to beat the shit out of me.
6- when you want to stir the pot you create new personas on the Board, and when you get busted for it, you take over these personas and post openly, as Gary More. “George Peters” is one of these personas from last summer.
7- after being shit on for posting the photo of a 6 year old girl on the board, you took it down and played the victim, that somehow *everyone* else is wrong for being completely creeped out by your behaviour. (it’s no wonder no actually LIVING WOMEN from the board will date you, even after you openly proposition them here, and creep them out.
8- Wogdog is your newest persona, who says THE EXACT THINGS you say. A couple posts back she’s doing it, but with better spelling and no comma raping.
9- you always claim you’re leaving forever, then you come back two weeks later, or in this case, less than a week.
It was nice while you were gone though!
So, in closing, go fuck yourself.
Merry Christmas,
PisP
Shows how desperate I am for the cross dressing, slanging match to end, right about now a bitch about either a bus or a cyclist would be an improvement, actually a bitch where a bus hit a cyclist to avoid picking up 47 overweight baby mamas with welfare strollers as the driver groped his transit trash groupie would help this Keiths go down real easy.
In the spirit of the season – if you want a great place to eat, try Hali Deli on Agricola.
I tackled the Tornado Burger at *ary’s today. It was everything I had dreamed.
forget it woggie. they will never be able to get it. i’m done with most of them antway. if and when i come back, after today, i will post my comment then go about my business. fuck them.
if they want to live in their own sanctimonious little world, fine.you know who you are, and i know who i am. but it would be a real hoot, if you and i together could meet just one of them, to shove it down their throats. wouldn’t that fuck them up? yeah, they think that i am you or whatever. comical to say the least. shit, maybe you and i could go visit the coast and talk to tim there, and he could say without a doubt, that we are two separate people. but i don’t think even that would make them believe it.
but let these fools think what they want, and believe what they want. in their own twisted minds, they know all the answers to everything, but unfortunately, they are not the right answers. like i said woggie, after 1 p.m. subday, i will be off here, and taking a time out from this fucking madhouse and idiots. the few chosen ones, i say this to you, HAVE A VERY HAPPY AND SAFE CHRISTMAS. to the rest, hope everything turns to shit for you, and hope to hell, that you all wind up in the prediciment that i was trying to help with. it would look so good on you. am i spiteful to you? yep. because you fucking douchebags deserve it and a lot more. and if you think i’m nasty now, wait til next year.
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and if you think i’m nasty now, wait til next year.
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Tell Tim we say hi.
PisP
Gary never mind honey I wouldn’t bother going to Tim to try to tell them we are two separate people. They wouldn’t understand that. Just because they impersonate people’s profiles on here they think everyone does. They don’t. You know and I know Gary who we are that’s all that matters. Yes someday we will identify ourselves publically and then you will see a few red faces! But you know something sweetie? Between you and I, I think they do realize we are seperate identities, they just don’t want to admit it. It is hard to be happy for two people who found each other when you are lonely and bitter like they are. Some may not be alone, per se, but you can be twice as lonely in a relationship than if you were actually alone. They know honey. They just want to bug you by pretending you are me and vice versa. Pay no heed; we know and that’s all that matters. I refuse to be drawn into their bitter little clinches anymore. Some people have a way of bringing out the worst in others; they are good at that. But no matter honey, you are you and I am me and that’s all that matters. Have a nice time away at Christmas and hope to see you when you get back. Love you sweetie!
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I refuse to be drawn into their bitter little clinches anymore.
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Yet here you are. You’re doing exactly what Gary does.
“I’m leaving forever!”
(5 minutes later)
“And another thing…”
How can we miss you when you won’t go?
PisP
I wont go??? Huh, hello pot! Arent you supposed to be on vacation. MMMMm yeah, buhyyee byyee. Give us a break will ya and find someone else to hate on.
PS: You told on yourself Paul. ‘Yet here you are. You’re doing exactly what Gary does.’
Really??? according to your trouble making logic we are one and the same person, remember? Yeah I thought so. Misery loves company and you, my friend, ARE jealous that Gary has found himself a woman and YOU are still alone, either hitched to someone you hate or are alone. One and the same. Have a nice vacay Paul. I am glad to see that you are coming out of denial. a little.
You’re the one who got in a tizzy and said “fuck you guys, I’m leaving!”
I said “I’m in a hotel in Puerto Rico until cruise time. The hotel has wifi”
So, yeah. Use whatever material you can grasp to think you’re “winning”. You certainly are a winner.
🙂
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hello pot
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Like your belly.
PisP
It doesn’t really matter whether I really think Gary is you. What matters is it has caused you to come back and defend yourselves against it. Who cares if you’re him, really?
You and Gary bragged about being in control of the board, and how you were both going away. I proved you have no control of anything, and proved Gary is the pissed off hobo he’s proven himself to be, time and time again.
And apparently you guys are an item. (shudders)
Good choice. Does he come to your church when you guys picket the deaths of soldiers?
PisP
i concur baz, hali deli has good grub
Begun, these Clone Wars have.
Went to the Clone Wars once.
Worst Clone Wars ever.
-Grumpy Cat
We didnt say we were going away. I said I WAS fading to black until the investigation is complete. It is ok for me to resume posting again now since it is still ongoing. Paulie honey you outed yourself as many do when they take on the Wogger #1. Don’t be ashamed, it happens. The truth always comes out in the end. Always. No matter how much you want to try and blame Gary, Gary isn’t me, and everyone knows that. Including MY imposters. But as I said, no matter, they will all end up fighting with themselves since Wogger #1 is a lover not a fighter. Glad to see you finally saw the light my lad. Goes to show you are never too old to learn new tricks, huh. hahahaha. You know, that pesky ‘ last laugh thang’!!!!! lolll
“I said I WAS fading to black until the investigation is complete. It is ok for me to resume posting again now since it is still ongoing.”
That makes no sense. There is no investigation. Shut the fuck up!!!
Steve…LMAO..Maybe the parents of that little girl Blow posted the picture of called the police to investigate ‘ole Grampa Gary the Goof(joking)
“I said I WAS fading to black until the investigation is complete. It is ok for me to resume posting again now since it is still ongoing.” – yeah, Log Nog, I’ll be waiting for the ‘investigators’ with my little cache of your harrassment posts. Dip your toe in shit and you might have to declare yourself a turd island.
So, Sog Bog, stick your finger up your arse and do a 360 on your elbow.
TTFN Your too FN funny… I LOVE YOU.When I grow up I want to be just like you.Smoooches…
Well I probably shouldn’t get involved, but since psychology has been an intense interest of mine I disagree with PKs diagnosis of Blow having narcissistic personality disorder because he lacks the genuine delusions of grandeur that are a major characteristic of the disorder. I’m going to have to lean more toward Blow not feeling as if he’s accomplished enough. I’m not mocking you Blo everybody has issues. Your behaviour doesn’t exhibit the criteria of NPD, instead there are less complicated self image issues that are sufficient to motivate someone to act the way you have on this site.
Interestingly enough if you go to your family doctor and tell him or her that you’re an alcoholic they will refer you to a government psychologist to help you “find out why you drink”. I did this just to see what therapy was like and she basically kicked me out of her office in the second session informing me that I definitely didn’t need therapy and that I replaced smoking cigarettes with beer when I quite smoking.
Anyways, just thought I’d inform Blow Me that you can get a psychologist if you claim substance abuse. We pay enough taxes for it anyways if you ask me.
Aw, Boru, thanks so much. You’re a pretty neat lady yourself and such a welcome addition to our Summits.
With all these Blew/Woe Grog posts flying around, it brings back such fond memories of some US posters (on a board I started with a gal from Ohio in the late ’90s) who threatened to come to Canada to blow my head off, threats of calling the FBI, CIA – the reason? I disagreed with the American right to bear arms (as in their Constitution), arguing that they were referring to muskets not AK-47s – so, when I see Blah/Pog Pig flailing away with their pathetic threats, I have to fucking laugh.
It should be pointed out that if George Washington and the Continental Congress had access to Kalashnikovs they would have snapped em up in a heartbeat and run the Brits clean out of the Western Hemisphere. Fans of Harry Turtledove’s alternate history might enjoy this:
http://images.wikia.com/turtledove/images/…
Well this crap is all too intense.
http://shitlondon.co.uk/wp-content/uploads…
Looks like a zombie apocalypse out there.
i agree with meaty. I don’t give a fuck that most people dislike him on principle. When he’s right, he’s right.
Nobody writes a note over wringing a bell.
And even if they DID fuck up, your passive-aggressive BS insinuating that ONLY IN HALIFAX does the post get fucked up is complete nonsense. I mean come ON op. this shit happens in MOVIES for fuck’s sake. That’s how universal your experience is.
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