WTF is it with young women. PUT ON SOME CLOTHES!!! YOU LOOK LIKE HO’S. What exactly are you trying to prove and or sell?
—HO HO HO
This article appears in Jul 16-22, 2009.
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WTF is it with young women. PUT ON SOME CLOTHES!!! YOU LOOK LIKE HO’S. What exactly are you trying to prove and or sell?
—HO HO HO
This article appears in Jul 16-22, 2009.
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They’re trying to pick up sailors.
Ever since Ronald McDonald hit the scene the balla gurlz wanna be hangin’ loose. He just providin’ grabbin’ em makin’ em feel guud. Yo yo biatches you down for sum half-cawt? He hollered. They attract to him like flies on shit.
You take care of dressing yourself, not others.
its summer time it is to be exspected
Yesterday I saw a kinda hefty chick on the bus wearing these tiny white short-shorts that kind of looked more like frilly boy-cut underwear. My first thought was holy shit girl, put on some pants, but then I was like FUCK is it ever hot today.
Maybe if guys get to take off their shirts girls should be able to wear short shorts 😛
Why in the fuck do these obese lard buckets wear all this tight, clingy shit? I almost lost my lunch at noon watching these rolling fat pigs snarf down their french fries with their sausage fingers. Fuck, some of you should have your own postal code.
TTFN – they think they’re sexy and that men are going to want them. I hear its something about having sex, rolling over twice and still being on the bitch that makes it hot.
But really girls, if you’re wearing shorts and your thighes are rubbing together, its not a very alluring sight. And neither is the raw bread dough hanging over the sides of your tube tops.
The best is when you see these obese chicks chatting to each other and they’re talking about “how fat” some guys or other women are. Fuck-ing hilarious.
Man, its hot out. Who cares and enjoy the view.
Then wear a white, loose shirt with a skirt, even yellow!
Last I checked it was 27 degrees and if I want to wear shorts and a tank top than I damn well will. Not my fault you can’t keep your eyes to yourself.
Oh yeth, you’re juth-t thooooo thexy!
Please wear strappy sandals so it looks like your shoes are baking bread in them!
And its not always the fact that people “cannot keep their eyes to themselves” either.
Sometimes a person’s ass or hips are so big that you may need binoculars just to see passed it/them. And if something is the size of a stadium or small dinosaur and is walking down the same street as you (in clothes that are a few sizes too small), its pretty hard to miss it.
Same goes for the good looking ones wearing next to nothing who get offended when you look.
Some need to realize that dudes are often staring and wondering, “Why would you wear that having a chest like Little Richard? That’s made for Pamela Lee!”
It’s hot out and I’ll wear whatever the fuck I want.
Good for you.
You know, I hear the same thing in the dead of winter; just replace “hot” with “freezing” and “and” with “but”.
I’m all for folks minding their own business, but, as someone who DOES have to work to keep their weight down, there *are* options out there to wear on hot days that don’t look like CRAP on fat girls.
Notice how the girls who are fat and wear the short shorts and the muffin top pants/too tight halters/tube tops are usually under 25 (or much younger)? They probably haven’t learned to dress for their shape yet. If they saw themselves from our point of view they’d probably be embarrassed because they honestly DO think they look good/sexy/whatever. I mean if your legs are so fat that your short shorts ride up your crotch and you need to constantly pull them down then you’re probably too fat to wear them.
I don’t see why more girls don’t embrace the skirt/sun dress in the summer. You can get fun skirts of varying lengths in all shapes and sizes and I gotta say look better on more people than short shorts. Shorts in general don’t look good on most women (even the thin!)….My favorite summer attire is a skirt with a nice tank top. Or a fun sun dress. I rarely go a few inches above the knee, and as NGF will even tell you, even though I’m not a stick I dress well for my shape.
It’s hot, sure, but that’s no excuse to make yourself look like you’ve got more rolls than a fucking bakery (or more muffin tops than timmies). Highlight the positive, ladies! An above-the-knee cute little a-line skirt can be a fat chick’s best friend. Esp on hot days 🙂
…then there was the old tanned gnarly dude on the waterfront today, his sagging titties gleaming in the sun. I sooooooooo wanted to give his nipples a quick twist.
You’re right, PK, skirts and sundresses are terrific and look so much better than cascading rolls of fat barely contained and ready to explode.
Fat women need lovin too. I really doon’t give a damn what one chooses to wear or not to wear.
I got no problem with a nice pair of tits flapping around; unfortunately in Halifax, they are usually accompanied by an ass that would make Rita McNeil point and laugh.
“Because it’s summer” is a LAME excuse. I’ve seen chicks walking around in the dead of winter wearing knee-high-fuck-me-boots, mini-skirts, and a piece of fabric as a shirt.
Point in case, please wear some clothes… I know it’s hotter than hell, but a summer dress, or a skirt (as previously pointed out) would be a lot more comfortable then skin-tight-ride-up-the-ass-give-ya-camel-toe-booty-shorts.
And it’s tourist season… People who are not from here, and don’t know you, really don’t want to see that trash.
I totally agree with the dress plan. I have gone kinda crazy buying cute summer dresses in the past few years, because it’s an instant outfit (no matching pieces required), you can wear them with sandals and they keep you nice and cool in the summer with little to no fuss. And the styles which have been out lately are great for hiding that extra pudge most of us carry around somewhere.
Then in the winter throw on some tights and a cardigan and you can keep wearing them! Sun dresses all the way!
Nothing like a discussion of clothing to bring out the varied opinions. Can’t try to dress nice (you get berated for being fixated on fashion, or called a bitter f*ck), can’t try to dress for warm weather (you get called a ‘ho’), can’t have a muffin top… FYI, I’ve seen just as many size 10s squeezed into an 8 as I’ve seen 22s squezed into a size 20 – non heavy gals are just as guilty as heavy girls of this fashion trend.
And what about the size 40 waist guys who swear they’re a size 32 because their pants hold up the belly rolls? Yeah, hella sexy, that is.
So…what about them Crocs? 😉
Mole Rat -> girl on bus with shite shorts was it the 53? i seen that and thought the same thing!
also some chc wearing a tube top, not a smart idea!
its always so warm and i am still rocking a hoodie lol
I could tell you all some stories from the road on this one. Bottom line, dress for your body.
I love women in sundresses and skirts. The sun dress is such a sexy little number and most women I see look absolutely fantastic in them!
Very classy, very quaint and very sexy too. Yum!
Maybe they’re Moms dress them like that in hopes of getting some child support payments from Harper?
Do most of you people realize how immature you sound? If people are dressing incorrectly for their body type, hopefully their friends will steer them towards better choices that make them look the best for them. But seriously, who are most of you to criticize? Hardly any of us have perfect bodies so it seems pretty sad that you would berate others for the faulty perception you have in yourselves.(that’s right folks, it’s your low self esteem you are projecting, nothing to do with anyone but yourselves!) You don’t know these people so why are you making judgements about them? Find out who people really are, then at least you’ll be in a position to make a call for yourself. But this type of position that most of you are taking is not right. And if you continue, you will deserve to be judged just as harshly as you judge others. Take a moment to think about that. And also please stop being so jealous of others who can dress in ways most of us can only dream of. Be happy for them and content in yourself, and with your own body, for your own sake. Life is too short for this type of criticism that you are projecting.
What the fuck are you going on about Melannie?
“faulty perception you have in yourselves” I have a faulty perception in myself? Shit.
“Find out who people really are” I have to discover who people really are before I’m allowed to call them out on their muffin tops???
I don’t give a shit if people judge me harshly, that’s how it works. I judge them, they judge me and we both post our judgments on anonymous message boards.
I can assure you, no one is jealous of the muffin tops…
Jane: if you meant to type “white” shorts then maybe it was the same person. I was on the 87, not too far from the bridge terminal.
NGF I agree that sundresses are great, especially the see throughs. I’m not a dirty old man, I’m a sexy senior citizen. LOL.
“I don’t give a shit if people judge me harshly, that’s how it works. I judge them, they judge me and we both post our judgments on anonymous message boards.
I can assure you, no one is jealous of the muffin tops…”
I think I love you, fizz 😛
OH! the other day I saw an employee at a large electronics retailer who had a full around muffin top — like, you know how most MTs are contained to just bellies? Well this muffin top was an all around muffin top with both belly AND back fat spilling over.
The fact that this “lady” managed to fit into a size 6 when she is so obviously a size 14 is worthy of some sort of prize. I really don’t know how she did it and I really don’t know why her zipper didn’t break.
I love the idea of giving out prizes for things like “Miraculously Fitting A Size 14 Ass Into Size 6 Jeans”
And maybe one called “Showing As Much Cleavage As Possible Without Actually Having Any”
That will be aimed towards the prosti-tots.
Melanie, you would think that if someone dressed inappropriatley that the fashion-victims friend would steer them on the correct path… But that doesn’t happen. Because friend’s don’t want to risk offending their friends…
And you don’t really need to know people to know that most people are shit (and I’ll be the first one to admit that I can be one hell of a bitch)
And I don’t know this jealousy thing you’re takin about, cause right now I’m in the best shape of my life, but I don’t go around in skankazoid outfits to prove it
Awww.
PK, your kitty always makes me smile 😀
Molerat-> sorry my poor spelling!
we could be talking about the same ady here!
nott he right choice of colthes yikes