To the Stinky Fucker who works out at my gym. PLEASE put some fucking deodorant on before you go to the gym, its unbearable. Holy shit I throw up in my mouth a little every time you walk by.
Too make matters worse, you somehow learned to mark your damn territory even after you leave a fucking machine the 6′ square radius around where you were still smells bad for 5 minutes. This may be because you don’t wipe the machines down for fuck sakes, its bad enough to smell you but now people have to touch the fucking sweat you leave behind.
Put some deodorant on so we don’t have to hide from you while were working out.
—Old Spice truly Works
This article appears in Jan 14-20, 2010.
6′ square radius…..lol…now that’s funny!
yeah. that does sound kind of odd….
why not just say you can smell it 3.385 feet in every direction from the machine…
though the case still stands… people are really stinking up halifax lately.
what’s the matter o.p., can’t stand the odor of a real man. or would you prefer a french perfumed whore type of stink. you go to a gym, work out, you sweat, you dumb fucking shit. case closed.
SS Nubody’s, amirite, OP?
“6′ square radius”. That’s some new geometry to me.
I would guess the fairview Nubodys… the smell of some dirt there almost knocked me out…
And as for a real man? I didnt realize reeking of BO was a requirement, last time I checked a real man has enough class to keep these things in check, could be just me though…
BP, I took it as “six square foot radius” for my calculations….
sometimes you have to help the less fortunate.
and I’m thinking of joining so I wouldn’t mind knowing which facility this is and/or time of day this is consistently experienced.
…stadplex?
Yeah, SS Nubody’s??
in that dudes defence doesn’t apostraphies(?) rep. feet?
Not to be racist, but certain cultures where they eat a lot of certain foods tend to produce a certain smell that us white western folk tend to find unbearable… though we can’t say anything about it because we’d be called RACIST! Too much curry and/or garlic is not good for your scent. It’s a cultural thing though, really. Maybe Indians think us white people stink from eating too many burgers and french fries.
Seriously though, travel to any overcrowded third-world country and the smell of BO is something that strikes you first that you just have to get used to.
this is true qpmz. . . I’ve lived in Korea where all they eat is kimchi (fermented cabbage) and most of them don’t believe in /understand deodorant.
How fun!!
Hand them deoderant. See how they react. Hopefully they will flip out and yell, at which point they violate the terms of joining the gym and can be banned. Stinky people are gross.
PS – women….you CAN shave your pits. The chick yesterday at the gym had a bush under her arm there that would put any man to shame. Yuck!
Amen to the OP – I know EXACTLY the Dartmouth “public” gym in question. I go there. This isn’t any ethnic food issue. This is just 2 (there are two, not 1) stinky ignorant halfwits that fucking reek. It’s not fresh-sweat smell – it’s some ungodly festering stank that only comes with some horrible gym clothing abuse – ie. not washing your damn clothes.
But, yeah, some people have medical issues than can cause some repulsive odours. Fact of life, it happens. The issue THEN gets shifted to the fact that these 2 ignorant pricks don’t feel obligated to clean their fucking machines off afterwards! And when one prick in question is doing a 25-fucking-machine-circuit he infects the whole goddamn gym. God help you if forget to clean a machine BEFORE you use it – suddenly YOU turn into the superstinker…..and that shit sticks to you like glue.
mmmm….old spice…