While I do enjoy a good cup of joe when early for a job interview please pay more attention to your dairy experation dates/ counter time. Your man bun sporting,dated music taste and lack of customer care may or may at fault for my vommit after visiting your otherwise very nice establishment. not super pissed but watch the dairy bro?man? commrad? whatever you man bun people call eatchother. —don’t like wasting coffee
This article appears in Jan 22-28, 2015.
OTHERWISE?
“Your man bun sporting, dated music taste and lack of customer care may or may (sic) at fault for my vommit (sic) after visiting your otherwise very nice establishment.” don’t like wasting coffee
Otherwise? What’s left after sporting his man bun, his dated music taste and his lack of customer care? Or does he provide after-hours services?
A pleasure as always,
Cheerio!
My guess is the job interview was not one which requires working knowledge of the English language.
Expired dairy usually forms tiny white clots that float on top of the coffee.
Here once again another STELLAR reason to drink your coffee black !
~;p
I didn’t think milk or cream lasts that long in a coffee shop.
You threw up from expired dairy in your coffee? Pussy.
I hear Alerta has all the best coffe shops.
The man bun… “Oh, I’m flat out,” it says, “far too busy to worry about combing. I’m just chock-a-block right now reading the new Naomi Klein, taking [yoga] classes and nurturing my sourdough starter.” Busy thinking really deep thoughts. And of course, busy being sensitive and, hell – by having pretty girly hair – not prepared to buy into traditional outdated modes of masculinity. By being this womanly, the man bun wearer says, I’m 10 times more manly than you.
http://www.mrporter.com/journal/the-argume…