If there’s a spoon in the toilet, don’t shit in it! 20 of us have to share that bathroom ffs. —Pretty Kitty

This article appears in May 13-19, 2010.

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  1. I think your anger is misdirected. You should be angry at the person who threw the spoon into the toilet in the first place, not the person who pooped into that toilet. Unless, of course, if those two are the same individual.

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  2. so someone pooped on top of a spoon in the toilet? did they poop out the spoon first? sorry that you share a lavatory with 20 people pk

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  3. I’d rather a spoon in there than a flock of tampons. Was that the only toilet in there PK? If not, just put up a makeshift OUT OF ORDER sign. If that somehow fails, dumping the contents of the “sanitary napkin” bin on the floor should keep people away.

    I’m just a guy though, usually we just write weird stuff on the stall walls and pee in the sink.

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  4. I know of people who have screwed in bathrooms before, but this is the first time I have heard of spooning being involved…. weird times.

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  6. sorry,i meant spoon, must be laughing too hard to read this right. must have dropped out of someone’s mouth, if silver.

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  7. I guess I should’ve saved my bitch writing till *after* I attempted to get it taken care of by rez management. I’m pretty sure the next month is going to consist of wading through shitty toilet water to get to the other can/showers.

    I’m missing halitown pretty badly today, guys :*(

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  9. Have you seen shoeprints on a toilet seat? What are these people thinking?
    Also the non-flushers. Mr. Hanky staring back at you and the radioactive yellow pee.

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