How dare you hurt the best person either of us have ever met. How dare you act like you and your dick are the only things in the world that matter. You are pathetic, you are worthless, and you do not deserve to ever be with her, around her, or in the same vicinity as her ever again. I hope some disgusting horror-movie-type thing happens to you while you are in Europe and you never, ever come back. —I Bet She’ll You Syphilis
This article appears in Oct 6-12, 2011.
Cockstand has no conscience OP and does “Hostel” really require another sequel? Think about it.
like ‘taken’ or something?
turn to heroin and become a squatter?
there are worse things….
hmmm, or maybe touristas.
that’s a pretty vile thing to wish on someone.
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zZz.. i think they’re going for serbian film..
what the shit does this even mean:
Bet She’ll You Syphilis
What was roomie thinking, putting out for a guy she didn’t know well enough to be able to predict the outcome? The way to a guy’s heart is not through your snatch. Guy gets what he wants easily and moves on. Totally predictable. NOT putting out weeds out the guys who are just looking to get laid. NOT putting out sends the message that you respect yourself and you expect respect from your dates. Putting out is the opposite of that. Something to think about ladies.
I don’t understand the signature either Neville.. maybe the OP meant “I bet she’ll give you syphilis” but that doesn’t make sense because the OP likes the girl…
Sheldon, quit being jealous of Leonard banging Penny.
I couldn’t figure out if it was supposed to be “I Bet She’ll Give You Syphilis” or “I Bet She’ll Get Your Syphilis”…
it’s better when you don’t edit, modbird. much funnier
I’m a little confused about who the roommate is. It almost sounds like the guy is fucking his roommate.
Boo hoo, you girls act like you’ve never broken a heart in your lives.
Maybe he’s gone over to buy Greece and get a lot of European pussy. OB, mind your own business. It took two to tango…..so your roommate chick is just as much to blame.
i’ll wait for the movie, before making a comment on this one.
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I’ll bet you she’ll syphillis
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Yoda, bad mouthing his ex.
Isn’t it funny how the roommate sees what the ‘target’ can’t? I once had a roommate who dated a dentist. The bumper sticker on his truck said “drill ’em, fill ’em and bill ’em” You’d think she’d have gotten the hint!
Tommy JuJu (still workin’ on the nickname) *** “Boo hoo, you girls act like you’ve never broken a heart in your lives.”***
At least you’re not still bitter!
have greek prostitutes gone tits up just like the economy?
Haha. Yoda wasn’t even green, before the syphillis.
Itchy, am I.
nope, but because of the hard times, they’re having to resort to reusing condoms.
you can always go with a greek blow up doll but the inflation will kill ya.