Yeah, I hear you creeping out to look for more cookies in the middle of the night you dick. I hid them. Thanks for drinking a litre of my toddler’s homogenized milk with the ones you stole earlier too. And that time you devoured half a loaf of my bread after I was asleep and I had nothing to eat for breakfast in the morning. It’s not my fault you spend all your money before you get it. You don’t even chip in on the utilities even though you left the heat on and your window open all winter. And the TV and radio are never off even when you’re not home. I felt bad for you when you first moved in now I can’t wait to move! Oh and stop stealing our towels from the bathroom just cause you can’t be bothered to do your laundry. Fuck. —Disgruntled Doormat
This article appears in Jun 23-29, 2011.
i hope they didn’t steal your eggs too
kick him the hell out.
“Yeah, I hear you creeping out to look for more cookies in the middle of the night …” I find that so cute! Awww.
Sent Munchy-McMunch a detailed invoice for food consumed. Plus a $100 charge for being a twat flap.
LOL @ Twat flap…I am SO using that one TTFN. (I’ll send you a royalty cheque of course) 😉
ttfn should be rolling in royalties, considering the gems she has used
Evict them.
When are people going to learn, NO MORE FUCKING ROOMIES.
Some people can live together without the bullshit Bro Tim. Just gotta both be mature and decent. I’ve had room mates for a while, no real issues, you just gotta know when to pick em. That’s like saying no more live in relationships or marriages because they don’t always work out. I love having a room mate, saves me money and I don’t enjoy living alone.
Know HOW* to pick em.
And OB, this bitch proves that you are a doormat. It’s one thing when OB’s don’t have the gall to stand up to a stranger on the bus who is behaving obnoxiously, but this guy lives in your home. So confront him about it now that you’ve written this pussy ass little bitch. You deserve to get walked on by people if you let them.
Damn! May I suggest following the cookie monster on one his forays into the kitchen? However, I must point out that cookies taste the best when eaten while half asleep, in the middle of the night.
Time for an Ex-lax brownie dish
Make em buy you groceries, and give them a giant list of all the food you know they ate. Then they won’t feel so clever. You gotta stop being a doormat.
haha guyute givem an exlax brownie dish or something to make them shit lol !
Seriously doormat kick this cunt out !
My sister lost a longtrm friend cause this socalled friend and her bf was living off my siss.
They was living there for all most free, my sister payed for most of the rent and they only payed about 25% of it between the 2 of them !
I told the sis they was ripping her off, she insisted the girl was her friend, but eventually realized that this bitch don’t act like a friend, so she dropped her.
On north street, by any chance??!
yes like person wrote put exlaxe in some food,hehehehaa so good karma that would be
Uh… padlocks anyone?