I hate you. You’re turning the Canada I know into some strange Bizarro-world. You’re a sneaky, pucker-faced, Lego-haired ASS. It must have been odd to hear so much cheering during Obama’s visit, lord knows nobody does it for you. It’s so frustrating to hear new, insidious laws being passed and knowing there’s shit-all I can do about it. I’ve never had so much resentment for a political figure before, and that’s saying a lot. I hate what you’re doing to the country, and all the fostered kittens in the country won’t make it better. I hope Cheddar claws your eyes out.

—Moving to Switzerland.

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  1. Dude, have you seen the government in Switzerland? The ruling party is pretty much fascist.

  2. Well, they were the ones that made the most money from the Nazi regime. Neutrality has it’s advantages.

  3. SteveO is a retarded sweater wearing, Ken Doll hair{ just remember the vid shot of that douche proroguing of Parliment, snow, wind, no hair movement.} He rules with an iron fist, plays on fear, controls the ” media” message more than any other politician I’ve ever seen. He micro manages more than Nixon, and you know how that went. OP I hate that fucker more than you ever will.

  4. It’s nothing that obvious. It is the unseen force of the Conservative party. Much like the Force, it controls all things related to Conservatives. It’s the reason why Mulroney has that ball-bearing chin, and it’s been passed onto the spawn as well.

  5. Well, Burning Man, some of the most conservative tight asses indulge in the pleasures of the flesh of the same gender…if you get where I’m going with this 😛

  6. OP, did you vote? If so, that’s great but I’m still pissed at the shit turnout we had during the last election. If we want to get rid of Mr Harper, we need to vote against him and not sit complacently and complain after the fact.

  7. I voted, and not for the lego-haired donkeys ass that is ‘running’ the country. He is destroying the country and specifically us here in the maritimes. While I do not agree on moving to Switzerland, I do agree that the PM has got to go. NFLD is talking about seperation, Quebec has been talking about it for years, the Maritimes are getting screwed rectally by our own PM. Not to rip on those in the west and central Canada, but we here in the maritimes are the most canadian. We are the most patriotic. And we are getting less than any other province. If the PM doesn’t go, this country will fall. Our provinces never wanted to join confederation in the first place and perhaps we were right…seems like it’s only screwing us all here in the east.

  8. Remember the bush days? When Americans would constantly threaten to move to Canada? Dude, don’t threaten to move to Switzerland, threaten to move to the states.

    The tables have turned.

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