I am one of your biggest fans! I love that you spend ten hours a day at the gym so that no mater when I go, you are always there. I totally support your goal of setting a new record for “lifting the least amount of weights in one session” but I think your chances of setting the record for “ability to talk about oneself non-stop for unlimited lengths of time without doing one single exercise” are much better. If you worked out as hard as you talk about yourself maybe you would have actually qualified for a semi-final heat, instead of getting smoked off the track by true athletes. But that aside, I would just like to thank you for all the advice related to running, your diet, running, the Olympics, running, yourself, and again, I think you may have mentioned that you went to the Olympics.
—Your Biggest Fan
This article appears in May 7-13, 2009.


WTF? Who is this mystery athlete?
screw ’em…. I have no patience for people who pollute the gym. it isn’t social hour and if you’re there more than 2 hrs including changing/warming up/cooling down/showering/changing again then you are wasting people’s time.
if you need more than that for cardio, you would have an eliptical/stairmaster/treadmill in your house…
hope he doesn’t frequent scotia square.
He’s probably on roids.
I think this might be in reference to a certain Dalhousie athlete who competed in Beijing. At least it certainly sounds like her.
He probably HAS roids.
LOL @ Pssh
fuck off with the roids people…
unless you play baseball, you don’t have to be on roids to get some size.
just consistency and active monitoring.
Congrats on making it to Olympics Adrian! Next You should find god or some other crap like that to make personality experts happy!