I listened to you whine about your philandering husband who treats all women like sperm receptacles. I tried to help you with your self-esteem that this asshole continually trampled by flaunting his affairs in your face. I read all your pathetic e-mails bawling about how he mistreats you and disrespects you in front of friends and family. I did my best to give you sound advice, like hiring a lawyer and joining a support group. So why in the fuck did you have to send me an e-mail this morning attaching photos of you and the prick on a recent trip to Hawaii? You are so weak and so stupid, it’s unbelievable. Next time you want advice, go the fuck somewhere else. I’m done with you.
This article appears in Apr 24-30, 2008.