Dear middle-aged Sackville skeet with the raspy smokers voice and ‘fresh’ pink hat:
I do not need to hear about how you want to ‘get freaky’ tonight and give your man ‘the french tickler.’ This enduces vomit, especially in the morning, and especially on the 80. At least she admits it, ‘I know I look like an idiot on the bus, I don’t curr.’ I mean, I like smoking pot, but you make it seem rather disgusting. So take your ‘pussy’ back to Sack-town and please be considerate of others. Gross gross gross.
Unfortunately lost my Ipod
This article appears in Dec 31, 2009 – Jan 6, 2010.
I think I’d be drinking a tub of Pepto after that encounter.
I don’t understand. Are you saying that the woman should be old enough to know better than to talk about such things in public? Or are you disgusted that an older woman was talking about having sex and smoking pot?
Your first mistake was getting on the 80 in the first place.
probably disgusted at a disgusting person talking about doing disgusting things with other disgusting people.
On the exception of the french tickler part – I likely woulda asked for her number with a semi chub on !! LOL !!! Morals ? Is that in another country?
The 80 is a like a half-way house on wheels depending on the time of day you get on it.
Try to 60 east passage – wayyyyyyyyy funner in the day time haha!!!!
LOL. The 60 is where I was lucky enough to witness the Bearded Lady.
ah,the buses,don’t you just love to hate them.was on a #20 one day,coming from sprytown.this chick with a kid gets on.i’m talking to this guy i haven’t seen in about 5 years,nice quiet summer day and all.kid starts acting up,wants a drink,next thing you know,the kid rips open the girl’s blouse.big pair unfettered tits come pooping out.me,being the fucking joker that i am,yell out,JESUS I’M THIRSTY.everybody takes to hooting and laughing,poor babe turned 10 shades of red,even the driver broke up,and had to pull over for a minute.by the way,she was standing,at the front of the bus,with hardly anyone on it,while kid sat.
The 20, 60, and 80 all seem to be some of the worst busses on the system. See a pattern? Lucky we don’t yet have a 40 or 100 bus! They would be bound to fail.
The pattern is whiners. I’ve been on the 20 and 80 many times and actually enjoy it. Some people who don’t use these routes frequently feel better about themselves by pointing out the “short comings” of the people on the 20 and 80. They’re interesting – sure; but “bad” – hardly. Sure you’ll hear some interesting conversations and witness some “characters” but that’s much more interesting than some lazy Dal students who take the 1 from Spring Garden/South Park to the corner of Robie/SGR/Coburg.
There must not be a lot of Dartmouth folks on this board. Surely someone would have felt the need to say something about the 10.
However, I have heard many interesting stories about the Eastern Passage bus. Would that be the 60?
yep the passage bus is the 60 fat and the 63 woodside all make stops at the NS haha. Oh and the many half way houses for the mentally challenged along pleasant
I should get stoned and take the 60 someday for something to do. Have to check out this route and see what its about.
Shit, that rhymed; I should be a mu’fuckin’ rapper, kiiiiiiiiiiiiid.
jesus Fat – thats totally the best way to enjoy the bus ride man !!!!! Puff a big fatty and take the 60 haha I used to do all the time back when i lived in woodside!!!
Or… just smoke a big fatty. And do nothing. I finally got some, wheeeeehhhhh!
Yea that can be good too haha !!!! I make sure i’m never without if i can help it – makes life funny haha !!!
Ah, my old friend the 60 EP, all my favorite crazies in one place. A friend of mine was once asked if he’d ever tried shock treatments by a man on that bus.
The NS hating book hoarder is also on that bus a lot. Hmm.. maybe he and Kay should hook up, they can go to Vegas together so he can be a chef and make a million dollars a year, since that’s what you need to raise a family.
HAHA People are stupid – are you talking about the skinny black dude ? He is HILARIOUS!!!
Yeah, he’ll talk to anyone, even if they’re not paying attention, or trying to ignore him, all about how much NS sucks, and his future life, which is always seemingly happening in a few days, bu then you see him a few weeks later and he’s still on the bus.
I’ve heard about him before! Does he go on about how he’d never raise a child in this province or city? If so, a friend of mine told him to STFU on a bus going down Wyse before as the guy was just repeating himself over and over and over. Ironically they sat next to each other on the same bus earlier in the week and the guy was giving the same story. Finally my friend had enough of listening to the guy repeat himself repeatedly.
Yea that sounds like him fat haha he’s harmless but he goes on and on – last time i seen him was in dt dartmouth in the summer and he was collecting the 8 million he won. I bummed him busfare that day haha!
He told my buddy that he had $17K in the bank – again, repeatedly lol
I may have met the same guy before too in the CIBC on SGR. All I remember was some darker-skinned dude going on about how bad NS is and how shitty the economy is, etc etc. I told him he could move to Texas where there’s a new millionaire every hour.
Yep he the dude !!!! Same ol same ol with him and I’ve seen him on the ! bus when i was loaded and took it across the bridge to catch bobs cab home one evening . He is funny – he’s always around by portland street downtown in dart. Funniest thing – when i gave him bus fare one day after he told me he was picking up his 8 million he won – he was going to give me a million so i could raise my kids somewhere else haha . He can be annoying – but – when stoned – he can be a chuckle Fat . Far as i know the dudes harmless , never heard of him actually hurting noone and i believe I seen him getting on the 60
I often run into this guy. I usually hear the “no woman’s gonna trap me with a baby” rant. Last time it was “I have this big money job waiting for me in Alberta.”
You should have said, “I can’t picture a woman who’d willingly fuck you or want to have your kid, dude.”
Doesn’t he stink a little bit too? You know, like fart and unwashed clothes…
The 60/63 wins the weirdo award hands down. No other route comes close.
I sometimes think the 60 route is doled out to bottom-end drivers or drivers who are being punished. There used to be this ancient driver who rarely failed to scrape the whole front end of the bus on the Ferry terminal sidewalk.
The talkative guy most definitely receives services from the NS.
Maybe the talkative guy is Desi? Or maybe it’s kay… hmm…
I knew a guy who would go on and on about how Nova Scotia is the “welfare-leeching single mother capital of Canada” and about how he was going to get “fucking huge!” and go out to Alberta to make heaps of money working on the oil rigs, any day now. This was about three years ago and I still run into him on the streets of Halifax every once in a while. He’s at least entertaining though and definitely has a way with words, despite the loud mouth and high-pitched voice, plus he has good weed so he’s a good guy to keep in touch with. Some of you might have heard of or know him…
dunno – it might be Kay Q – he sure talks the same – maybe Kay is really him and he actually found out how to use the internet ? I mean he sounds the same – and like Kay – has no money to leave ever . Q I think I know who you mean . Man when I am home in the summer – I am going to video tape that black dude going off and put him on Youtube for the ones that don’t know or have not been entertained by him ! LOL
You know who I mean? Does he also have a “welfare leeching Pub-rat ex-fucking-girlfriend” who “stole [his] fucking sperm!” and had a kid without his permission who he now has to pay child support for? Initials are “MD”? Haha, that guy’s great!
haha Q I am sure I know who you mean now with that comment LOL!!!
Haha awesome! I’m sure he’ll get fucking huge and make it out west away from that welfare-leeching Pub-rat bitch he hates and his unwanted accident daughter some day. He just needs to get off the coke first.
Shit, theweedhog, we’ve probably come across eachother at some point… hmm… originally from Halifax but moved out to Calgary ehh? Hmm…
Nah fuck it, let’s just remain anonymous. I sure as fuck don’t want to be identified!
If you smoke the herb likely haha . I still come home in the summer for a month or two and just bum around till I go back to calgary . Chasing cougs? Yea we might have run into eachother haha .
Hey, they’re MY cougars… MINE! It’s OK though, we can share. Let’s hit Boomers!
No shit boomers is awesome for cougs – plenty around – anyways – Q if one of us gets too many – we’ll just share them with whoever hasn’t got one yet hahahaha. Man I can’t wait till summer to get home for awhile . Nothing like hali to party in and I love the stumble across the bridge smoking a joint on the way to the dirty darkside hahahaha – unless I have a MILF or coug – then i will spring for the full cab ride home haha
Even Cheers is decent for Cougars sometimes too. I love seeing the old Cougars getting drunk and dancing with eachother to that same lame fucking cover band that plays the same lame cover songs every single night. I have a favourite Cougar bartender who works there too (at the bar just to the right of the dance floor). She’s great and way better than most of the blonde bimbo types who work there. Though the chick who looks like Mariah Carey is cute. The Pogue is also decent for Cougars.
True Q true . Man you outta see the money cougars out here in cowtown . A place called melrose on 17th ave is loaded with cougars And i mean loaded with LOADED cougars . Another good spot is the money bars on steven ave mall downtown here – fuck – hard to walk down that street without getting a chub – but I’ll take the Hali/Dart cougs and milfs anyday !!!!
If I could get a decent looking older, more experienced gal with some money, I’d be in heaven. I heard some of the bars in Calgary are pretty crazy. I’d worry about being shanked, though.
I’m a darksider by the most part Q – I hate the dummies that bring knifes to gun fights . Some places are crazy and i tend to avoid them. No diss to any of the NS cougs and milfs – you gals are the best – but some these cougs just divorced their oil baron husbands and have no idea what to do with their money – thats where I and or Q would come in. The “money” bars Q are almost always the best bet to avoid bullshit and shankings thou – I’ve not one problem once I figured out what to avoid .
So who wants to spark me up later?
ngf,i thought you was a dude??
ngf,if you is a honey,i’ll be right over.
I am a dude. Just looking for a blast, homey.