Dear Maybelline Squad

You reap what you sow. Maybe someday you will learn to expand your universe and perspectives–I certainly hope you do, it would be a healthy thing for you. I’d say it’s been nice knowing you, but that would be a lie. Maybe the squad could try a little critical thinking and honesty…..but that’s probably asking way too much of those vapid little brains, so perhaps you might try kindness–always a good place to start and never too late to learn. —I pity you

This article appears in Aug 8-14, 2013.