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I have a crush on you but I’m too shy to admit it. I love your witt, your intelligence and sense of humour.
Just thought you’d like to know. Whoever you are -wink- —I’m not tellin’
This article appears in Oct 7-13, 2010.
134 Comments
gee, i hope it’s me, but most likely nice going fat, atta boy fat. sniff, sniff.
Gotta be me. Even though I haven’t been here regularly in a while, I’m sure I still have that affect on people, y’know?
You’re a very close second though I’m sure, LS.
Oooooooooh!
Aww this is too cute lol
I feel like it’s elementary school and everypne is ooohing
wit & intelligence…I guess that crosses me off the list…lol…..but it leaves a lot of you still in the running.
yay for bitchers and bitch lovers!
I know…you’re talking about Annie 🙂
It’s NGF/Sebastian slash.
I’m either going with TOTAL FAKE OUT to get us all turning on each other….
or ivan, posted by PG.
What are we Zedman? A bunch of rats in a cage? We’d never turn on each other.(he he he) My serious guess is NotSoNewt to Marty. They’re so cute when they flirt about food. *mouse ears*
Who winks a lot?
despite all my rage, I AM still just a rat in a cage.
GREAT song
Nope. Not a fake out, I can assure you of that. And it’s not NGF, either.
PS: alias account…regular LTWWBer here 🙂
youse bitches know i less than three you cubed, no it was not moi^^
I’m flattered, of course, but before this goes any further I should tell you that I’ve been in a committed relationship for almost thirty years and she really means the world to me.
Ooooh. It’s probably not me though. *sadface*
I want to know!!!
I have a feeling it is brendon195… maybe to Paingirl?
I most definitely did not write this.
OK, well then I kind of agree with Ivan about it being Newt and Martym… but she doesn’t seem shy about admitting her crush?
Perhaps Martym to Newt?
Aha! Perhaps you are correct, Ivan… they do flirt quite openly. Though I’m not sure marty is very shy… not from what I can tell. I’m not very witty, so it’s not me. Ah well.
The wittiest of us would be Ivan, NGF is good too, in a bit more vulgar a way. 🙂 Maybe blackrose has a crush on Ivan?
rosie has already professed her love for the commander^^
Alright, I’ll cop. It’s a certain “sleepy” poster and that’s all I’m going to say. For now?
i figured it out…i *mouse ears* them too
Aha! I’ve figured out one half of the mystery. Now for the other half..
zZz…blushing at his desk right now!!!! Yay!!!! that’s awesome. LTWWB Alias….msg him on match. And invite us all to the wedding!!!
I can definitely see why someone would have a crush on zZz… hmmm who is the crusher?? Ralmn? RealChick?
i’m behind the time, sorry painey. But it was a good guess then! Meanwhile, back to the OL…
It’s hard not to *mouse ears* him. As hard as he tries not to be, the sleepy one is easy to love. PK – that you??
Ha ha – I do have a little crush on zZz… but it’s not me! Perhaps it’s Maude!!
Yes, a wedding could definitely be the after party to our laser tag bitchers summit!! I looooove weddings. 🙂
ooh maybe it is Maude…
I think Ralmn posted it for sure. I was going to say PK…but nope I think Ralmn is trying to be all sneaky about it.
I have a cyber crush on all you bitches…male and female… but it’s a love hate thing. xoxo
what?!?!?
ok, I’m just going to point out that I’m a little insane…
which I suppose helps with the wit and all.
I do come with baggage though…. my little kitty shark likes to munch on calves.
😉
affectionately.
Or is it the knock-off???
zZz..zZz
I’ve seen them back here and there…
and they’re twice as sleepy…
I can’t see why anyone wouldn’t have a crush on zZz… he’s definitely on my crush list. What is your name on the match site anyways?
I’m guessing it’s not the knock off, zZz. The knock off never comes around. Well HARDLY ever.
zZz…sorry if I outted you
it’s zZz pf and he is a cute beastie…screee
y’all are as loony as I am… though I have proven a point.
Posted a normal, nice, average joe profile….. *crickets*
I changed my profile to pure chaos…..with a crazy, evil pic…. and actually started received responses.
You women folk want crazy people…
I’ve cracked the code.
wow, you look positively radiant…tho i like the eyebrows in the red shirt picture. i went right round the twist about a decade ago. loony freaks unite
ha ha, pas moi! I hope you find someone as loony as you zZz 🙂 Maybe help tame the beastie??
thanks pg… yup, definitely crush-worthy!!
pull the other one…
that robbiej sure has a cute doggie, but he doesn’t hold up against the Zman
who pull the other what?
FYI zZz: I’m basing my crush on the old profile. Haven’t seen the new one until now 🙂
Still crushin’
i think he means pull his other leg, not realising that you wear your heart on your sleeve pf
oh thanks once again paingirl… I swear I’m actually an intelligent person, just don’t always catch on apparently!!
I think it’s Purple Fire…switchin the love over to the z-man. I like PF, zZz you should send her note during study hall and invite her to the sock hop…or whatever it is you crazy kids do these days.
Yeah, but wasn’t PF quite open for her love of NGF?
Try again, RC.
you’re a sweetie pf, i need you to solve my acronym mysteries
The plot thickens…
i’m sorry i know it’s not him but i can’t help giggling—>sebastard?
It isn’t me… I do have many cyber crushes on the bitchers, NGF is one for sure, although his use of the word “faggot” in a derogatory way turned me off. But, he’s comical and I like reading what he writes.
Thanks pg 🙂
I’ve not been feeling my best this week….
so whomever you are… I thank you.
a little smile goes a long way.
Feel free to mail if you want to delve deeper down the rabbit hole…
or need my biased tech advice…
or just want to spam me….
Lol. I love that this has more responses than most things seem to get. 😛
Just tell ’em already, OP.
agreed jdp21… TELL!!
the lovin rawks…he likes to push the pramalot^^
Ok….my final guess is TTFN.
sebastard! he he… somehow, from the tone of the posts, it feels more like a she… not an angry, bitter, “I drive an SUV”, kind of gay “he”.
I loves the lovin’s though. Happy thought for a Friday. Yay for crushes.
Indeed, ralmn. This is a great thread for a friday.
Now, PurpleFire, I only used that term to apply to sebastian and he earned the term with his hateful comments about women. He talks shit about females constantly and acts like they deserve any abuse they receive and calls down straight people so he deserved a taste of his own medicine.
I figure if I’m a “breeder” he’s something derogatory from the perspective of a straight person. JDP is uber cool though but he needs to start whooping some panhandlers to show them who’s boss. (haha, jk.)
this is where it would pay to have the supreme power of Mod…
one little email address goes a long way.
I don’t even care if this is someone yankin my chain,
it’s turned into the love equivalent of a murder mystery….
I just hope this time it isn’t the butler.
mindsnap, the black rose, donkey, newt, miss kimmy—>am i getting warmer?
ooh donkey is a good guess! I’m dying to know!
ok NGF…
frig, I’m going to have to bring my laptop home with me this weekend just so I can keep up to date on the news. I tells ya, LTWWB/L is really becoming addictive…
well it’s not Mod.. she always takes like a month to write me back…
not that I mind. the beer will stay cold. 🙂
keep missing paths with snapper,
though I think she has a BF… at least she did….
and I swear, if this is jonno….
next game of grounders you are totally being it first.
You look really familiar zZz… will you say where you work?
“JDP is uber cool though but he needs to start whooping some panhandlers to show them who’s boss. (haha, jk.)”
Haha. Well thanks… although you’re right about the panhandlers. 😛
I’m @ the square
the clawed forearm tat is pretty distinct…
hmm… maybe that’s why you look familiar. Although I only go up there to get my nails done and maybe buy a book or eat supper on the way home from work.
melectric?
You’re just going to guess everyone, painey… one of them is bound to be right!
yes i am…matthew luthor, oceanchickpeasis (kidding) meow, ruby jane?
Jonno doesn’t post that much anymore, though zZz.
well I realize that… I try to keep him busy…
but he sits behind me so he could just do this to get a rise outta me.
I doubt it. 🙂
Oh my, I don’t intend to take so long zZz, I just have a serious lack of time due to the single parenting, my three in one job, the bf, and handling all those little things that need doing to keep life moving forward. And writing, which I almost never get to do… Now I feel bad… 🙁 I am a fan though nonetheless.
But as zZz alluded to I do monitor site comments from the back-end, so I know the answer you are all seeking. But don’t worry Alias, your secret is safe with me.
Oh Noes! Maude, you should totally be on our side.
🙂 ’tis ok, we loves ya anyway.
IT’S Pretty Kitty….I’m willing to bet 3 tickets to tonights Moosehead game!
I AM on your side, but also bound by privacy laws and the like 🙂
oooh I want to go to the Mooseheads game!!!
PK hasn’t denied anything thus far… and she uses the same no-nose smileys….
it’s ok Mod. The speed of life has no posted limits.
You like riding the fast lane…..
let me know when you have time to stop for a breather.
no rush.
I think it’s Donkey…
I went to a Mooseheads game once. Free tickets from my mom’s place of employment. Went with NGF. It was fun. I ate a cheeseburger. It was delicious. Then, on the way home it stormed and the bus was 2 hours late!
Lots of people use no nose smilies! sheesh! 😛
ooh it definitely is PK…
I’ll take ur Donkey, Miss PF and Raise you a Pretty Kitty….I’m tellin ya…… aaawww the litter would be too cute.
& If you want to come with you can…but I’m sitting with an army of elementary schoolers, and my 3 year old.
Yeppers, she did not ONCE say, “it’s NOT me!”…. therefore, it must be her. How d’ya like that logic??
More logic:
She has a cute kitty avatar. zZz is also known to have kitty avatars. It’s a match made in heaven. :~)
(making sure to put a nose on my smiley!)
I would LOVE to go to a Mooseheads game with you sometime, even surrounded by a bunch of elementary school kids. Unfortunately, my weekend will consist solely of me writing a paper for my Anti-Oppressive Practice course, with a stop only for turkey dinner Sunday evening. Can we raincheck?
still haven’t heard from Jenny yet tho and she uses them same smileys…
oh well…
I will be taking the 52 today a couple times so who knows….
you shoudl take the 33 😉 😉
you should take the 33 😉
Maybe it’s DaTiffi, or Sunshinegirl… I seriously just want to take those bunny ears and jump up and down on them!!!
Sorry, zZz — car today. And I switched to the 4 because the ghetto quotent is MUCH lower :nonose)
*blush*
oooh PK is in LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE 🙂
I wouldn’t say LOOOOOOOOOVE. That would be kinda creepy and stalkerish.
We’ll just use the term “crush” for now *blushx10000000000*
Woooohoooo! beautiful babies and a wedding at the next bitchers summit! with laser tag at the reception!
PK and zZz in a Tree!!! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Pretty Kitty….your last post about the MH game should have started with…”One time at band camp”. I freakin love reading your posts!!!! I think it’s the tone I read them in…but it cracks me up!
PF – rain check is a go…season has just begun.
the 33 eh?
sadly, not going to tantallon… I don’t even know what’s out that way.
headed to ghetto’sville d-town.
as long as I don’t get shot, I’ll be adding to the skeeze quotient tonight.
maybe I’ll wear my fake hillbilly teeth and the most tacky t-shirt I can find so as to blend in and be accepted.
You’re quite the card yourself, RC 🙂 <3
I love going to Mooseheads games. Especially when they host the Cape Breton Screaming Eagles. Always a physical game with lots of energy and the occasional scrap. I just wish beer wasn’t nearly $6 but I have a habit of taking my own.
DaTiffi gotz DaTittiz. And SunshineGirl’s bunny ears are probably her two-year-old’s.
but your chat food is out thataway zZz, i’m heading out there on the morrow…the beast needs his nails cut…rooooo
Yes, I have indeed professed my love for Ivan-insert-today’s-alias-here’ but I had to give it up, as his woman is enough to scare me to death!
I have not professed any more love. It’s not me…. then again, I *am* witty and intelligent, and I bought my sense of humour at Zellers Dollar Daze. Hey! Maybe someone’s lovin’ on ME! wOOt!
That’s make a nice change 😉
*That’d. So much for intelligence… tee hee!
aah rosie and the scushy face baby…are you otay sweet thang?
Hey Hon, other than the sinus infection and exhaustion, it’s all good bay-bee! Thanks!
(I’ll have to put up a new scushy face avatar pic for you 😉 )
only the suckster rosie, only me.
😉 suckster!
Yeah I think it’s NSNTH towards moi ; I mean the way that poor girl pines for me is really quite scandolous 🙂
it’s those magical hands you have martym…everyone loves a good cooker^^
This is ALL getting quite scandalous! I blush.
my cheek bones are all hurty…squack
yea sometimes I even use my magical hands to make food besides 🙂
ps: hurty … squack sweet! 🙂
sunday sweet sunday, the corbies are rawking, the bear and the hound are snoring and the sun is shining…but i have a fever so what do i know
So…how many of us are ill? (I was going to saty “sick”, but that would get too many responses).
I’ve been popping cold-fx and sinu-tab for days. It’s flavoured coffee and the hot tub for me today.
:~( Rosie, I thought you were in lust with me, or was it just the Zsa Zsa avatar?
I am totally in lust with you Hugo– I gave you my cold, didn’t I? 😉
new avatar please sir hugo, something with doggies. my brain hurts
Is this better?
I have a nice pic by Lauren Sorber but it’s too much like Monty.
Have a beautiful day ladies:~)
Cute! I tried to change my avatar, but I can’t access my profile… sorry pg, you’ll have to deal with scushy-face a little longer!
Oh, & please don’t call me Sir.
MY PARENTS KNEW EACH OTHER!!!
:>)
merci hg, it’s otay rosie i’m a luddite too^^
Uh, I’ve just noticed this thread. It ain’t me y’all. Do we know who it is? I’m too lazy to read.
Ain’t tellin, makin u read
🙁
It’s Faboosh that the LOVe obit got this many responses…way to go folks:)
Happy Turkey Day, all.
Puss
Donkey/Jenny: i’ve read the whole thing, and I’m STILL confused… and a little frightened… Happy Thanksgiving all!
it was all very tittillating but the gist was pk crushin on zZz…lotsa lovin allaround xox
Yes, it was turning into one giant verbal orgy! Which was kinda fun actually…
verbal orgy fun? then you haaven’t tried the real thing, rosie? haha, just kidding, but i’m game.
There’s definitely a flu or cold or something going around…
everyone’s getting sick.
I SAID I was sorry! 🙁
Well rosie, we loves you anyway, even if you’re passing around the cold to all the bitchers. I’m sitting here at my desk with a tea, but sneezing like crazy and getting all stuffy. Me thinks I’m next. Hope everyone had a good turkey weekend…. I ate too much and spent half the weekend in a turkey coma mmmm….
aah tryptophan, turkies terrific tranquilizer^^