The gym is a place to go to work out so hard you’re dripping buckets of sweat! Please don’t waltz around at the gym with your many bras on pushing up your boobs so much they’re popping out for everyone ( guys mostly) to notice, please don’t wear small little tank tops so that half your nasty belly is hanging out. And PLEASE don’t stick your cell phone in your chest. To be honest you guys look trashy not “classy” and you’re at a flipping gym, guys are there to work out and get big and strong not pick up trashy girls like you. Thats what the bar is for.
Next time yeah go to the gym maybe first hit the mall and pick up some proper attire. —Everyone at the Gym Last Night
This article appears in Apr 26 – May 2, 2012.
two gym bitches, awesome
First they sweat too much, and now they don’t sweat enough! XD
GYM NAZIS MUST DIE!
Makes me glad my super-power is carb-loading. >; )
ROID RAGE…GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
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..and you care why?
Who gives a fuck what other people do as long as they aren’t harming you or anyone else?
If guys are there to workout then they should do just that.. not be bothered by “trashy” women at the gym.
OB is in serious need of a life. I hardly even notice what other people are doing…
So this is how the village elders shame hussies these days. Ain’t technology grand?
I put my iPhone in my bra at the gym because unless I’m wearing my black lulus, I don’t typically have a pocket to put it in and I’ll be damned if I change my gym preference of working out to music just to suit you, OB. I’d rather offend your delicate little eyes than work out without music.
Piss off and focus on your own work out.
PK…You shouldn’t put your Iphone anywhere near sweaty places. The reason being is that sweat can provide enough moisture to set off the water damage sticker/sensor thing in your iphone without actually doing damage, thus voiding any warranty you have. Personally, I walk around with my android tucked tightly against my taint….makes each and every call or text a special experience.
haha, xeno…shameless hussies. better get to stitching those big red letters
*crotch talking* hahaha, i’m speaking to you from my crotch…aaa lizard man, you have slain me
Well, you sound judgmental, nosy and self-conscious.
shut up zilla… it was her choice for buying the crappy piece of shit in the first place.
not like apple’s warranties are worth anything anyways.
and dude, if you’re noticing these gym posers… you’re not working out hard enough.
as long as they aren’t in the way, you shouldn’t give a fuck.
POUND THE PLATES
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hurr durr no u
I wear two bras when I work out, Zilla, because my tatas are heavy and I put the phone in between the first and second so it doesn’t get sweaty and gross, but good tip, lizard-man.
And at least iMessage hasn’t ever crapped out like bbm, jerkface (zed).
I have a feeling the same person wrote these gym bitches.
I have an adorable little bag that holds my ipod (I hook it up to the life fitness machines to get a direct upload of my workout stats) a sweatband, washcloth, evian facial mist and lavender spray for the machines when I’m done. It hangs right on the cardio and weight machines. No prob.
yea i do what PK does. sure i get looks for it but who gives a fuck. the ones that give me dirty looks are probably the ones that this person is complaining about. 5 pounds of make up and perfect hair
fuck you douchebag, I will rock the bra top at the gym if I get hot and what? I am there to work out not please the prying eyes of pervs. And where do you keep your cell phone, up your tightly-squeezed ass?
Don’t they have holders for phones/pods/tablets and water bottle at your gym?
yes but im forgetful and might leave it there
They have armbands for ipods. I see a lot of people using those.
Mind your own business OP. You’re at a gym to improve your health and tone the body. Don’t worry about what anyone else is doing.
amen!
How do you forget an iPod? You have it jammed into two orifices by cable.
What I don’t understand is why people need to carry a cell phone around while working out. I don’t think a person’s life is consumed with so much shit that you can’t go an hour without one.
A lot of the newer phones double as MP3 players, Senor.
There are holders on the cardio machines, xeno, but I also do resistance, and it’s impossible to have a holder on a resistance machine without the risk of tripping or strangling yourself. That’s why I put it in my bra. Even an arm band is a pain in the ass because the cord is always hanging out and if I pull it tight the buds fall out of my ears when I move my head. So I put it in the middle of my chest and run the cord up from there. Strategically, it fits way better and is a lot more comfortable and it’s easier to see what I’m clicking when I wanna change a song (easier access).
Senor: my iPhone is also my iPod, though I’m considering going back to my old iPod for working out. I don’t give a shit about the phone part while I’m working out, it’s the music I want/need.
Two words, bluetooth headphones. I could never go back to having a cord that always is getting caught on things, stupid earbuds always falling out, can never get in a good rhythm. Most iPods now have bluetooth. Headphone cords SUCK. I still use my ear buds when I’m walkin around but never again at the gym, especially for cardio stuff.
OK, I see your point, kitty. My gym shorts have pockets, but I’m always pulling out the ipod to check weights or enter reps.
i hate having things in my ears, i would need to rawk the big retro style
avast0 and PK. I guess I’m behind the times. My cell phone has a rotary dial.
I remember having one of those Apple dealies no bigger than a toonie to listen to music (had a clip).
Can’t wait for the strap-on 1980’s boom box to make a come back.
I’m putting all my investments into cassettes.
Sounds like you need to go to an all-female gym op. The men checking out the hot chicks is really getting your granny-pannies in a knot.