Two things—when I’m on my neighbourhood walk, I don’t want to have to deal with your fucking pooch jumping on me and you, dumbass owner, giggling how dog must love me. Well, the feeling is far from mutual. And, in my area, the dog shit is EVERYWHERE, every goddamn 30 feet I walk. Don’t you fucking tell me what a big honking dog lover you are but won’t pick up your mutt’s crap. —Cat lover forever
This article appears in Jan 19-25, 2017.
I prefer cats, cleaner and easier to take care of.
Most dog owners are responsible people but there are a fair number of idiots who think it’s okay for their dog to run up to or jump up on other people. I’ve cursed out a few of those in my day. They almost never apologize. They usually just stare blankly and look stunned – which is probably their natural state anyway.
This is a recycled bitch. Fail.
You wouldn’t believe how much dog shit I come across on my daily walks through Hillbilly Hollow. I was thinking of making up tiny pickets (cardboard on a popsicle stick) to stick in said shit with some caustic remark about cleaning up after YOUR animal. Then post a pic of it on Twitter with location. Don’t even get me started on the trails with plastic bags of dogshit hanging from trees. People who do this should not own dogs.
There was this one time some twat said something to me about my dog, and I ignored them and kept walking cuz I was in a dog park and they didn’t have a dog. Go fuck your cat!!!
Yeah some dog owners are complete c***s. There’s one on my street that talks herself up like her shit doesn’t stink. Let’s her dog shit on other people’s property off the leash. Call these pigs out and tell them to clear up.