who keep kicking the garbage can back into the room im working in- stop that shit. I put it there for a reason… its like 100degrees in this room- i require better air circulation, as would you if you were in here BUT YOU AREN’T SO WHY ARE YOU MESSING WITH IT?!-and you’re all profs which makes you even dumber- fuck off- you’re not working in here what the fuck do you care if theres a garbage can proping the door open.
—jesus christ
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Fill aforementioned can with concrete. Wait. Profit.
Step 1. Collect Underpants
Step 2. ?
Step 3. Profit
sodeypop and fizz? Are you two a couple, by any chance?
Yes we are.
Right, muffincakes?
OP: be industrious and empty the fucking thing.
Or stop dumping rotting-shit into it. Hallways will let odours linger. Stop being a bitch and move on.
Sure thing, sweet pea!
Nice Goin’ Fat: They’re using the garbage can to prop open the door (I’m assuming it’s pf the self-closing kind). They’re not complaining about the stench from the garbage, the problem is the heat in the room! It just happens to be a garbage can that’s helping dissipate it.
Kudos to the tag man on this one.
OP, you may want to invest in a doorstop.
yeah, are those little triangles of wood that hard to come by?
I mean really…
and yeah, that tag is epic.