I’m tired of your shitty, hipster-filled coffee shops that serve shitty coffee. I’m also tired of all you hipsters polluting any decent place there is left to hang out in this city. There are no decent jobs left here. Everyone is a stoner. People are INCAPABLE of having educated conversations and what the fuck is up with all you slutty tweens? Also, FUCK YOU homeless people who beg me for my money. I’m a student! I can’t afford anything either, so kiss my ass!
One last thing, why is Halifax so DIRTY? There’s garbage EVERYWHERE and not nearly enough garbage cans lined up on the streets.
I can’t wait until I get my degree. I am way too good for this city. Haters gonna hate (I’m one of them). —Too Classy For This City
This article appears in Apr 26 – May 2, 2012.
Go straight to Douche Pile, Do not Pass Go, Do not Collect $200.00
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No one said you have to go to school here. Thiough I will agree about not enough garbage cans.
I have to agree, this is a dirty city.
Maybe if our government didn’t pander to students, tourists and retirees it would be a place people actually enjoyed living and working in.
Door, ass, way out, etc., etc.
Tommy – you’ve just slighted the 3 groups that actually bring $$ to this shithole.
Oh, where o’ where to begin:
1)Complaining about hipsters ruining coffee shops is like complaining about too many blackflies spoiling the natural beauty of Moncton, or too many copies of “Detering Democracy” littering your local Occupy hobo jungle. It’s their natural habitat. You could instead hang out at the dead hockey player’s joint and rub shoulders with the “real” proletariat. Check out google quotes for what Orwell said about the nobility of the working classes.
2)There are no decent jobs left in the city because the threat of NSCAD closing has flooded the barista market. Learn to weld and try to overcome your natural fear of “war machines”.
3) Branding everyone here a stoner is a filthy slander and totally disregards the hard work of us drunks. You bigots sicken me.
4)Who needs to have an intelligent conversation when a 15 year old is greasing your weasel. Dumbass!
5)The difference between a homeless panhndler and a student is one of degree. As in, you don’t have yours yet so shut your cockhole.
6)When you finally do get your poli-sci degree with a minor in international relations don’t contribute to our litter by wadding it up in a ball and tossing it onto our chipped and potholed pavement.
kthnxbai. >: )
Go back to Toronto.
Yes, at the cost of jobs for the locals, Victor. What employer is going to open a business here when they know most of the people are students and old people? Then you have the Heritage geezers voting against job creating development because of their precious skyline. It’s no wonder most kids I went to High School with are either unemployed, working for peanuts or busting their ass out west. This is why Nova Scotia is a great place to visit or retire but the people who grow up here get the shaft.
I don’t think it’s sustainable, what’s going to happen when all the young people are forced to leave and all the older crowd retires?
Alas… If only we ruled the world, then we could make some progress fixing these problems. What a fine life we’d be living!
lolz because Toronto isn’t a filthy shit hole with homeless panhandlers asking for your money (though, I will admit, the crack heads may outnumber the panhandlers).
PS: No one gives a shit if you’re a student. I don’t know why students feel they’re entitled to special privileges because they pay tuition, drink themselves stupid four nights a week and don’t drag their asses out of bed until well past noon.
Panhandlers tend to ask everyone for money, dipshit. They don’t give two shits if you’re a student or not.
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Happy Friday, Bitchez!
At least you don’t live here OP:
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BTW, they’re called Prostitots.
don’t let the door hit ya, where your boyfriend splits ya.
I agree; there’s not enough garbage receptacles around the HRM. I noticed this too. Also hard to find a payphone.
snubiz, we call them chicklets
students and old people are great customers—who needs to worry about return customers when there’s all that attrition?
ivan, ‘m hoping to get downtown by about noon sat., and also hope that the girl of pai will be around, so that i can try some of her delights, and maybe a cookie too, haaha
Bye OP! Drive safe! Call us when you get there so we know you got there okay.
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: Ivan Wannabe (04/27, 1:41PM)
“Check out google quotes for what Orwell said about the nobility of the working class.”
Just finished trying to find Orwell’s google quotes on “the nobility of the working class” without success. However, here’s Orwell on the English working class during the War from my extensive collection of Orwelliania:
“The working class will have to suffer terrible things. And they will suffer them, almost indefinitely, provided that they know what they are fighting for. They are not cowards, and they are not even internationally minded. They can stand all that the Spanish workers stood, and more. But they still want some kind of proof that a better life is ahead for themselves and their children. The one sure earnest of that is that when they are taxed and overworked they shall see that the rich are being hit even harder. And if the rich squeal audibly, so much the better.”
“My Country Right or Left, 1940-1943.” p. 109. (The Collected Essays, Journalism and Letters of George Orwell. Vol. 2. Penguin, 1971.)
Can you do better than that?
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
sorry comrade ivan,on’t think i’ll be getting down your way today. i have been up since about 2 am.m., with one motherfucking huge headache. and i’m just about ready to drop off now that it’s gone.meds don’t help me for shit.
anyway, hope to meet up with you sometime in near future tho, and painy, sorry too, that would not get a chance to try your goodies. ivan, send me an email and let me know when your last day there will be, other than today.
Well Professor C., I always thought it was Mr. Blair who said “There is nothing nobler than the working man, until you have to smell his breath” or words to that effect, but I can find no evidence of that quote or attribution to Eric so perhaps it is simply a phantasm created by a tormented mind overstimulated by airplane glue in an underventilated room.
Sorry about your headache Suckster. The shoppe is now officially closed. Yesterday was spent dismantling the shelves and boxing the last books. Imagine – Deconstructing a bookstore – that one’s for you Dennis. Nyuk nyuk nyuk >: )
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; Ivan Wannabe (04/29, 8:45AM)
WORKING CLASS SMELLS
Couldn’t find anything in Orwell on working-class halitosis but here’s a couple comments on working- class house smells in his “The Road to Wigan Pier Diary,” 31 January-25 March 1936).
“Changing lodgings as Mrs. H. is ill with some mysterious malady and ordered into hospital. They have found lodgings for me at Darlington Rd, over a tripe shop where they take in lodgers. The husband an ex-miner (age 58), the wife ill with a weak heart, in bed on sofa in kitchen. Social atmosphere much as at the H’s but house appreciably dirtier and very smelly.”
My favourite does not deal directly with smells but I’m sure they were in evidence:
“Passing up a horrible squalid side-alley, saw a woman, youngish but very pale with the usual draggled exhausted look, kneeling by the gutter outside a house and poking a stick up the leaden waste-pipe, which was blocked. I thought how dreadful a destiny it was to be kneeling in the gutter in a back-alley in Wigan, in the bitter cold, prodding a stick up a blocked drain. At that moment she looked up and caught my eye, and her expression was as desolate as I have ever seen; it struck me that she was thinking the same thing as I was.”
I trust you have made your pilgrimage to Orwell’s grave at Sutton Courtenay, Oxfordshire.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Regrettably not, Professor C. The only time I’ve spent on the Sceptered Isle was a 4 hour layover at Heathrow on my way to Frankfurt. I fear that by the time I have the capital means to return it shall have become either the world’s 3rd or 4th Islamic nuclear power.
Sweet Summit today, Bitches!
Ivan presented me with a very touching recreation of Bader’s Dog’s Body, that will take a secial spot on my Shelf of Awesomeness.
It was so cool to meet VictorM/Baz and Maes for the first time. Summits are a fun way to meet some new people. Keep in the loop with Pretty Kitty for the next one!
Wp
Excellent Comment by Wheelie, and I thoroughly agree that it was nice to finally meet face to face instead of keyboard to keyboard.
Ivan presented me with an Airfix model of HMS Danae, may last seagoing ship boo hoo, very thoughtful.
I think more time, and way more liquor, and the worlds problems would be resolved by the Bitchers.
“Ship me somewhere’s East of Suez
where the best is like the worst.
Where there h’aint no ten commandments
an’ a man can raise a thirst”
A most excellent summit. Great to meet Bazzer and SOBova, though snotty and feverish is drooling over Maes’ recipes.
Glad you like my “artwork”. Any excuse to sniff glue, lads >: )
Also, saw Ozzie the Osprey perched in a tree by Sullivan’s Pond. SCREEEE!
We are indeed the Halgonquin Rectangular Table – terrific Summit and very pleased to meet Victor and Maes – Wheelie, baby, your aroma continues to be a thing of awe and befuddlement. Ivan’s treasures were, as usual, thoughtful and amazing. Mel, Orgie, Tommy, a pleasure as always. Of course, it’s never the same without our Fearless Leader, Miss Kitty and our patron saint of Rescued Greyhounds, our very own Painey. And let’s not forget Mrs. Ivan – she and Ivan are the bloody cutest frigging couple on earth. Thanks for the great time, guys.
Sorry I missed y’all! Not feeling up to snuff. Feelin better after sleepin’ all day.
What happened to bread lady? Hope her back isnt acting up again 🙁
Glad everyone had a great time!!!
TTFN ain’t lyin’:
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we is just too cute to live.
Summits RAWK! Hope PK and Painey are feeling a bit better today.
glad you had fun, going for my spinal shot this morning. should be good in a few days
Hope you and Kitty are feeling better real soon!
This Xmas I’m getting you Nigel’s T-shirt to wear to the Doctor’s office.
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Roooooooooooo.
I want a glass eyeball for my next visit to the proctologist.
‘Twas indeed a great summit, even though PK and PG were sorely missed. I hope you both get better soon.
BWA-HA-HA-HA , TT. I’m “wearing” a set of chattering teeth to my prostate exam.
Exit only, Doctor.
I have to say I agree with OB
And though not everyone is a stoner… the ones we do have certainly make up for the rest.
I do have to ask though… If you believe this…
“People are INCAPABLE of having educated conversations…”
why the hell are you going to bother finishing your overpriced, bachelor of arts with a minor in mixology degree here?
Hay Ivan — ever see that movie “Teeth”?
This chick gets sexually assaulted and discovers she has teeth in her vag and it chomps the guy’s dick off and he bleeds out.
Hilarity then ensues.
It’s on Netflix.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! >: 0
And here I thought “Vagina Dentata” was a song from “The Lion King”
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I’ve heard of that movie, yeah.. sounds HILARIOUS… I find it pretty sick that it would make it to Netflix, but I guess nothing’s off limits these days
considering titanic has full frontal nudity, swearing and is now rated PG…
ya.
I’m surprised when Disney re-released Lady and the Tramp, they didn’t put back in the previously cut doggy-style sex scene.
(hmm, actually it just looks like the ceneplex app has it listed as PG… all other sites PG13/14) point still stands
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: Angry EggzZz (04/30, 10:41AM)
How would you know a Bachelor of Arts is “over-priced,” you halfwit?
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
too ‘classy’ for any city…
seriously where did you grow up? On a farm??
Op you’re describing city life.