Your tan lines show…between your butt cheeks and on your boners. —It Looks Funny
This article appears in Jan 28 – Feb 3, 2016.
Dear guys who spray tan
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Your tan lines show…between your butt cheeks and on your boners. —It Looks Funny
This article appears in Jan 28 – Feb 3, 2016.
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Bahahahahaha
You sure get up close and personal with guys who spray tan.
Oh noooo! It’s true!
Make sure they don’t sit on your white sofa.
As compared to….
“Hey hon, hold these apart for 20 minutes, I am working on a real tan”
Hmmmm. Wouldn’t even a real suntan miss certain, um . . . areas?
I’m not sure you would want some of those more delicate zones to be exposed to raw, unfiltered sunshine for very long.
Yikes!
What man spray tans? Are you exclusively dating bodybuilders and pornstars?
A man spray tanning. Gross – gross – gross!!!! Why would anyone in their right mind want to go near THAT?
Hahahaha!
At least that way you can see the tower of hope. Oy!