to the parking cop working sgr this morning,
you, sir, are a giant turd-burglar.

no, i didn’t get a ticket. i just observed our turd-burglaring friend and was thouroghly disgusted by his behaviour

—the wall that has ears

This article appears in May 28 – Jun 3, 2009.

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  1. I just barfed up laughter at your use of the phrase ‘turd-burgular’. Did he stick his hairy arm up your asshole and hijack your shit? Are you angry because you were saving it for your ceramic friend? Fuck, I’d be pissed too.

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  3. Lol Dino,

    Henceforth I shall be attempting to slip “turd-burglar” into casual conversation.

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