Yes, I know we had just met a few hours beforehand and I just picked you up from a bar/club and we had a random, drunken, meaningless fuck that probably didn’t mean much, but don’t lie to me the next morning and say you want to keep in touch when you don’t and won’t get back to me. If you don’t want to see me again, fine, just say so, or even at least strongly hint by saying “yeah, maybe I’ll see you around some time.” (Thank you to the girls who are honest!). Don’t tell me you definitely want to keep in touch and hang out again if you don’t want to. Don’t give me your number (or a fake one) but then never respond to my calls or texts. I’m not being clingy here, I just want some honesty from women! And I know that bars and clubs aren’t the best way to meet good women, fine, but it’s the only way I know at the moment.
Also, I’m confused with women and even myself a little. Isn’t it guys who usually just want to sleep with women then never see them again? Isn’t it women usually complaining about this? Well, here’s a guy who doesn’t just want to fuck you but also wants to get to know you (albeit later) as well! I’m not that bad of a lover and if you think I am, tell me. I can improve.
Finally, let’s be explicitly honest here: you had those very same lips you kiss your mother with on my penis and balls while I had the lips I kiss my mother with on your vagina. I had my private part in your private part over and over perhaps several thousand times over the course of an hour or so. I penetrated you and we both enjoyed it. You left scratches all over me. I jizzed all over you. The least we could do is have lunch.
—An honest, nice guy
This article appears in Jan 14-20, 2010.
Maybe a little more discretion in who you choose to share such intimacy with would spare you some of the painful melodrama that inevitably ensues?
Just a suggestion.
wow. you sound like a catch… can’t IMAGINE why they aren’t fighting tooth and french nail to get their piece of you.
I can understand wanting honesty… but if you’re confused with yourself and women, then perhaps you shouldn’t be skeezing and racking up a body count higher than total recall.
are you going to be honest enough to let future ladies know when you get an sti and still want a piece?
Like men haven’t been fucking and fleeing for centuries – looks like these girls have caught to what males have known for yonks. Regardless, you sound like the King of Chlamydia, Ruler of All Clam Cheese. Good luck with that.
You probably suck in bed….
Do you have any actual friends that are girls? Maybe they could give you some pointers on what you’re doing wrong!??
Maybe the girls don’t like riding a thumbtack.
paingirl might??
Lunch first THEN sex….amateur.
If the bars and clubs are seriously the only way you know to meet women you are getting exactly the kind of women you deserve. Some people are creative enough to think the gym or class or work or the grocery store are decent places to meet strangers too…although both of you will likely be sober at these places and you will have to rely on your communication skills to charm the ladies.
or money… but it doesn’t sound like you have a lot of that either if you’re hitting the clubs all the time.
“An honest, nice guy” (your words not mine) doesn’t jizz all over someone they just met a few hours ago. You make good points about not saying you will call someone if you have no intention to do so. However, you are just another bar leech who is more interested in a woman’s vagina than her mind. You should be more honest about that Mr. Nice Guy.
issues much?
Girls who want genuine relationships with (again) “honest, nice guys” generally do not scope them out at places like the palace and the dome and sleep with them on the very night they meet them. Sorry dude, good luck with your searching.
man… even if you can only meet girls at a bar, that doesn’t mean you have to sleep with them that night. How about getting their number? have a conversation? Go online and find someone if that’s what you’re looking for
This made me laugh :D!! Grow a set and quit complaining about random lays who don’t want anything to do with you, some guys can only dream for this haha.
“…you had those very same lips you kiss your mother with on my penis and balls while I had the lips I kiss my mother with on your vagina. I had my private part in your private part over and over perhaps several thousand times over the course of an hour or so. I penetrated you and we both enjoyed it. You left scratches all over me. I jizzed all over you…” – that quote made the bile in my throat rotate counterclockwise before spewing out my ear.
Nice guys use protection.
You are nasty and likely riddled with diseases from all the bar trash you have been “dining out” on.
Fucking sick, no wonder they don’t call you back…they are too busy getting a perscription for antibiotics (if they are lucky).
Yeah you are “An Honest Nice Guy” with syphilis and gonorrhea (if you are lucky).
haha ttfn
why bother with the bars, when we have the coast. and there are new parts being added, check them out, i will be looking for all you hot, horny, honies on there.
zZz: “can’t IMAGINE why they aren’t fighting tooth and french nail to get their piece of you”
LMAO
you know the chase is better than the catch: motorhead!
You explained your own problem with ” I know we had just met a few hours beforehand and I just picked you up from a bar/club and we had a random, drunken, meaningless fuck that probably didn’t mean much ” You answered your own question there. When your out having meaningless random fucks – thats usually what happens – and thats what I do – tell em to beat it – my pants are up – “your still here?”. Dumbass.
My heart goes out to you bro……. you allow these ladies the pleasure of accepting your “jizz all over” them and they will not even let you treat them to a magical half-hour at KFC…. what is wrong with the women in this world?
PS OP . Pick up Kay – noone would date that unit . She forsure would stay , you would never get rid of her – shes like herpes .
Hahaha, hog. Ever watch Eddie Murphy Delirious?
“And then they came out with herpes and you just keep that shit forever just like luggage.”
HAHA Fat yea i remember that one !!!
“you ever take a shit… and the water all done splashed back up on your ass?”
“You ever be taking a shit and the shit just won’t come out? Why shit be teasing your ass like that?”
“My mother ran in the bathroom, see my big brother sitting in the bathroom with a piece of shit in his hand in the tub, I was laying in the bottom of the water with blood gushing out my eye, G.I. Joe up my ass. My mother’s like, “What the fuck going on in here?”