We had good times, fun Halloween, fun Christmas party, fun New Year’s. I had money issues so I asked to borrow some money from you, and you lent it to me. You even bought me some drinks. You been there for me. And you are the only friend who has never bailed on me when we had plans to go out. Thanks.
Unfortunately you’re driving me nuts. You lent me 20 bucks two months ago, and you keep asking me to pay you back! Why are you so impatient? I haven’t paid you back but I will! Fuck’s sake. We used to hang out almost every weekend but now we hang out once every month or less. And you know what? I LOVE IT! You are an annoying loser who always wants to hang with me every weekend! I know you have other friends so bother them!
Just to let you know: Whenever a Friday night comes along, and you text me asking what plans I have or if I wanna have some drinks with you, I ignore you or tell you I’m not feeling good. It is your job to realize I don’t wanna associate with you that much anymore! —Tyle
This article appears in Mar 11-17, 2010.
This is what happens when friends lend friends money.
you schmuck give the money back
I know people like you OP.
Said friend is persistently asking for the 20 back cause he is sick of you leaching off of him for money.
If you give him the money back, You probably won’t have to worry about him trying to get a hold of you.
Just sayin’
Ummm, I know I usually post comments about sex but, seriously OP. You owe him fucking money….pay it back! It’s twenty fucking dollars. Pay it and then you are done with him…..Fucking idiot!
It’s 20 bucks… Until you pay them back, you’re no better than a mooch. Christ, I’m unemployed and I’ve paid my friends back that I got money off of.
Holy fuck, you’re a douchecanoe. Give them their damn twenty dollars back. If it’s been TWO MONTHS, that’s not impatience, that’s annoyance. If you gave them a fucking quarter a day you’d be done by now.
harsh op, real harsh.
“with friends like you, who needs enemies” – you personify this you slimy, mooching, toilet bowl licker.
OP sounds like you took advantage of your friend’s niceness a bit too often. Don’t be a sponge get a job and pay back your debt. Sounds like you don’t really appreciate a good friend like that.
“You lent me 20 bucks two months ago, and you keep asking me to pay you back! Why are you so impatient?”
Seriously??? Two months… $20 dollars. That is about 30 cents a day. I am sure he has seen you out doing things, making purchases, drinking (with HIS $20…) OP, grow up and stop being a fucking dickmitten. You love not hanging out with him because you owe him money. Don’t people always avoid people they owe things to? Get a fucking job and then do what you’re supposed to do and stop complaining about it when you’re the one who’s a loser.
Two months to payback 20 dollars. Times must be tight for you huh. Maybe ask for a raise in your allowance.
lol what a pathetic OP…
Biggest.Loser.OP.Ever.
“dickmitten”
Lol.
And, OP? Pay it back, fer crapsake. Someone did the math. Put aside 30 cents a day and pay your debt. We shouldn’t be ashamed to ask for help when we need it, but to be evasive of a fair request to pay it back is really pretty scummy.
Yes, makes you a dickmitten.
Yeah, I forget who used the term dickmitten a couple of days ago (I, sadly, cannot take credit for it…..) but it seems to apply perfectly to this humanized rectum. And Wheels, I would imagine the OP would have no problems handing a 20 over to his “friend”…… he is just inconsiderate and doesn’t understand the ways of karma…. (OP- let us know when things continue to get worse in your life…)
SwampDonkey, who taught you math??? two months is max 62 days = 15.50….
stick to humorous name-calling… you’re awesome at that.
and yeah, basically what everyone else said. if you haven’t come across 20 bucks in two months, you should be living in a van down by the river by now….
actually, scratch that cause you could have siphoned and sold the gas for more than that.
Are you homeless? have you had 3 meals a day for 2 months? if so, you’re not trying hard enough to pay restitution to your ‘friend’.
I’m glad… glad for the other guy who doesn’t have to put up with you any more.
in my opinion, $20 is well worth it.
hell, I’d pay the panhandlers 20 bucks to never bug me EVER again if I thought for a second they would honor it.
You owe him money. Pay him back. He doesn’t want to be your friend anymore either OP. He just wants his $20 back before he never talks to you again.
TWO FUCKING MONTHS TO PAY $20????? You deserve to lose this friend, dumb bone.
OB, I hate cocksuckers like yourself. Constantly borrowing small amounts of money in the hopes the person loaning the money will end up forgetting about it. It’s been 2 months to pay back $20 and you still haven’t done it, you had no intention of paying them back. I have never borrowed money from anyone outside of needing cash when only having a debit card, and I make sure I go out of my way to ensure they get that money as soon as possible because I know how bad it looks on you. The real winner here is your friend because he got rid of a mooch loser like yourself. But at least you made $20 out of it.
zZz – you’re right, swampdonkey should have been more precise and said –
“set aside 32.25806 cents per day assuming two consecutive 31 day months”. That would have really added to the dialogue – #2 dickmitten.
I’ll take that title … sure.
🙂
but it’s Mr DickMitten to you… skeezer who wheezers when it comes to eating a meezer’s cheezeburgers.
OP: You are scum.
Pay back the 20 bucks and miraculously, the “nagging” will stop.
Sounds like this person was a good friend to you when you needed it. Time for you to be a good friend back.
6 minutes and counting…. guess eating vulva isn’t quite as bad as salivating over erections.
that’s a little sexist.
i think it’s a keeper zZz, maybe we scared them off
What is a “tweev” anyway? Kind of sounds like a pervert who is only into people younger than 13. At least that is the definition I am going to enter into the urban dictionary.
Rule#1 : NEVER lend money to friends!
Well we all seem to be in agreement, TYLE you’re a low-life scumbag!! 2 months and you still haven’t paid back the $20 bucks? and you have the audacity to get pissy about them wanting it back?…fuck he bought you drinks , you hung out. You say you plan to pay them back – two words – BULL SHIT (it might be one word). So stop being a C U Next Tuesday (anyone need help with that one?) Give them their money back and then break off the friendship, I’m sure they’ll be better off for it too.
duh dumbass if you can go out partying together than you can afford to give him his 20 bucks; fuck how long does 20 bucks last in a bar; half hour maybe give him the money asshole!
yeah really… 20 bucks? get a job dude
maybe they wanna hang out with you so that the 20 bucks doesnt slide into nowhere.
well they’re not auto-deleted when you report because I tried on one that was targetting your truly and it’s still there.
Mod-3.0, Eddy, whoever the fuck you are, can you give us some method to your madness? or are you just going to be power-trippy and remove whatever the hell you want based on no merit or system at all?
I think I’d pay $20 to keep a loser like you out of my life. Fuck I hate people like you!! & I don’t hate very many people.
loaning friends money, is a fucking sure way to lose that friendship. and worse if you ever ask for it back. i wish i had a penny for every dollar i lent out, man, i’d have about a hundred thousand pennies right fucking now. give the bucks to friend, and ask them not to loan you any in the future.
Here LS you have a valid point. I just wish the amount of money was a little higher so I could see why it’s taken so long to return it.
douchecanoe, dickmitten, swampdonkey,
humanized rectum
My vocabulary grows everyday.
oop, it’s gone now… Mod-3.0 strikes again.
can’t have any fun around here at anyone expense… too personal on the anonymous bitch board, I guess.
Mod-3.0
Master
Of
Dickery
3.0
lighten the fuck up.
oh man shit fuck piss cocksucker motherfucker it’s gone gimme a break
tomorrow’s going to be a fun day.
might just make them earn their 10 bucks an hour.
To quote zZz: “….who taught you math??”
Right, clever guy this zZz.. Busts someone’s balls for their poor math skillz and the genius thinks $0.3*$62=15.5. Nice one smart guy.
A computer is a big calculator you mouth breather.
Start -> applications -> calculator … or something like that. Or you could use yer braaaain….
what’s wrong with breathing through your mouth…gawd
Pay the money back you fucking twit.
you just never know who the new moderator is, could be a he, a she, could even be one of us, sitting at home, for long periods of time., on the computer. maybe this person is like the old shadow series from radio. who knows where they might be hiding out, just waiting to pounce on your comment.and as to said comments. remember i said about a week or so ago. that i would love to have that job myyself, i’d even let everyone run wild here. after all, it is only online, and not printed, right. but it isn’t me, or maybe it is, til the identity of said moderator is known, everyone has to guess.think on it folks.
i know this cant be the same person who wrote the “leave me alone loser” bitch. only because that bitch is financially independent…but it sure has the same tone.
pay the money back you waste of skin. its been two months. its only 20 bucks. pregnancy tests getting to be too much of a financial burden?
if i was this person you owe the money to, the only reason id be calling you to go out is to see if youd buy me my twenty bucks worth in drinks. you may even get drunk enough to pay me back.
Man, I’m guessing I missed sooo many good post’s on this thread…
booerns
it has been a wild ride angel…but kodos is in power or zZz or miles feck me
zZz, if it was lent on a New Years fling, it’d be over, which is the word I should have stuck in there. Also, I vote that OP remunerates all the cash spent on buying them drinks as interest to the twenty.
Also, the NS educational system taught me, no wonder I’m numerically fucked.
Tweev, SINCE the computer or cell or whatever you are posting on HAS a calculator, you should be accurate in your grade 4 math when posting…
hence, I call it out. If you know anything about the way I post, that was not busting Swamp’s balls in the least… and (s)he took it graciously because that is what actual fellow bitchers do… unlike some new tosser sob who (as paingirl mentioned) thinks mouth breather is an insult.
oh, and Tweev, Twat Weasel Emulating Everything Vile.
I can go all day.
BTW, this is ON topic since it’s a response to said person AND is not threatening…
so for fuck sakes, keep the damn thing posted.
Yeesh, who set your tampon on fire? Yikes. Sorry if I hurt your feelings. Grow a skin & quit being a waste of one.
I think your ‘friend’ is putting up with your shit because he thinks you are a friend. He should do the right thing and invite you out for some drinks and maybe a meal. When the bill hits $40.00, he should say “I’m going to the loo”. Then just leave you sitting there and go to a movie or something. Problem solved. You pay the $40.00 tab, he gets paid back in a round-about way and never has to put up with your bullshit anymore.
That’s what I call payback, loser.
This has worked for me in the past.
yeahTweev,
well I’m rubber and you’re glue…
and always listen to 1 + 1 = 2
just be warey when (s)he goes to the loo
or you’ll be washing the dishes and cleaning up poo.
Thank you Zzz for being poetic
I love words that rhyme with apoplectic
We all live lives so utterly frenetic
I apologize for this poetry pathetic.
This bitch fills me with incredulous rage. It’s twenty dollars, not a damn mortgage you DOLT. Pay them back and restore my faith in humanity.
wow. i don’t feel bad at all anymore for freaking out at that chick i lent $1000 to. A year and a half later, asking nicely and in private didn’t work, making a public fuss did.