When will you hit puberty and do yourself just like everybody else? —Dishwater Hands
This article appears in Jan 17-23, 2013.
Dear dishes
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as if to say that pre-puberty we were all done by our parents? Wamp, wamp..
And I thought I had problems.
I like doin’ dishes.
There, I’m out of the cupboard now.
Warm ‘n wet dishes.
Smee loves ’em!
OB must have some odd fetish about eating pubes in their food. Puberty and plates? Sounds like some sebastian shit.
Took me three reads to get this post. I losing my touch. Well, I never had it. Get married and get a dishwasher. That way you can argue with your spouse has how to load it.
this is the most delightful post i have read yet.
tf… i sneak into the kitchen after other half loads the dishwasher and re-do it. no arguing.
i prefer handwashing, meself. a good time for contemplation.
I believe that there is an excellent instructional video called “Debbie Duz Dishes” that you can rent. A bit dated, but still relevant.
hahaha good laugh for the day! 🙂
“Debbie Duz Dishes”
fast forward through the part where she gets to the box grater….
the bunt cake pan scene however… that should have been up for an Oscar.
zzz have a heart, those first 20 minutes were shot whilst i was encased in playtex living rubber gloves, i gave it my best squirt, errr shot.