If you’re not at a seat yourself restaurant then don’t fucking seat yourselves! Sitting down at a dirty table when I’m trying to clean isn’t going to make me clean it faster, it’s actually going to make me slower because I have to work around your stupid ass. Is it really that fucking hard to wait for 5 minutes while I clean and set the damn table?! —Frustrated Hostess

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  1. There go the tips! LOL. People who choose to sit wherever they like should choose clean tables.

  2. Fine, but then do not put up a fight with your paying ‘guest’ (a misnomer if ever there was one for good old customer) if they do not like the often crappy choice of the seating staff and suggest another location. And the staff ‘choice’ is not always too clean either, as well as often being in a god-awful location of the beanery.

  3. having bussed tables at the old zumburger at s.s., and the wharf restaurant there, i know what yu mean, and how you feel.

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