You’re so delicious, but so sticky.. like when a small bit of tin foil wrapping sticks to the side of the egg. it goes unnoticed until it’s directly in my cavity filling! i hate cream eggs sometimes…
—soft and sensitive teeth

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  1. I LOOOOVVVVEES Tha Cadbury Cream Eggs, but hate all the problems associated with them that you just mentioned. Best Bitch of the day, congrats OP!

    Gonna go and get me one o’ dem cream eggs now…

  2. I, too, am nominating this for Bitch of the day. And Love of the day. It deserves both. Just as I think I deserve a creme egg right now. Funny story… when my ex-gf was pregnant I used to go to the store on the first floor of our building and buy creme eggs a couple of times a day. I always used to tell the store employees that they were for her (and her pregnancy cravings) when they’d give me “that” look. They rarely ever made it past the elevator trip….

  3. ok, there is no way this is best bitch of the day.
    promoting obesity… how dare you both.

    jonno, go get some more of your sugar-crack, whydoncha?

    those eggs are nothing to write home about.
    I’ve sadly always been a chip guy over sweets so it’s imperative that I never buy chips.
    I can never just have one….. bag.

  4. zZz….. if you have a couple of quarters you can supply me, I’ll be more than happy to go see my glassy-faced, dial-a-dealer for some of that sugar-crack.

  5. get a job you bum…. else you’ll be eating fat hali-pigeon tonight with a nice ‘cream’ sauce.

  6. i’m kidnapping that white rabbit they lays those fucking eggs.mine,all fucking mine.cluck,cluck,cluck.

  7. Fuck cream eggs, mini eggs are the shit!!

    And cadbury makes the *best* chocolate (out of the mainstream chocolate).

  8. PK- I wouldn’t have taken you for one who prefers them small…… The mini-eggs are pretty friggin good, but they are more like the weed of candy eggs. A longer, drawn out satisfaction you can share with your friends. Creme eggs- they’re the heroin…… one quick fix mouthful that ascends one to coco-creamy bliss.

  9. Cadbury in the UK has been bought by fucking Kraft – hope the Brits like KD in their eggies. Personally, I love the Laura Secord Orgasmic Yolk ‘N Choke and have the fillings to prove it. Second choice, minieggs although they are a huge rip off if you buy the little fixes.

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