You’re so delicious, but so sticky.. like when a small bit of tin foil wrapping sticks to the side of the egg. it goes unnoticed until it’s directly in my cavity filling! i hate cream eggs sometimes…
—soft and sensitive teeth
This article appears in Feb 4-10, 2010.


I LOOOOVVVVEES Tha Cadbury Cream Eggs, but hate all the problems associated with them that you just mentioned. Best Bitch of the day, congrats OP!
Gonna go and get me one o’ dem cream eggs now…
I, too, am nominating this for Bitch of the day. And Love of the day. It deserves both. Just as I think I deserve a creme egg right now. Funny story… when my ex-gf was pregnant I used to go to the store on the first floor of our building and buy creme eggs a couple of times a day. I always used to tell the store employees that they were for her (and her pregnancy cravings) when they’d give me “that” look. They rarely ever made it past the elevator trip….
I liked them when they used to be real runny inside. Yum.
ok, there is no way this is best bitch of the day.
promoting obesity… how dare you both.
jonno, go get some more of your sugar-crack, whydoncha?
those eggs are nothing to write home about.
I’ve sadly always been a chip guy over sweets so it’s imperative that I never buy chips.
I can never just have one….. bag.
ifyou want an upscale version try a laura secord easter egg omfg they’re good
zZz….. if you have a couple of quarters you can supply me, I’ll be more than happy to go see my glassy-faced, dial-a-dealer for some of that sugar-crack.
get a job you bum…. else you’ll be eating fat hali-pigeon tonight with a nice ‘cream’ sauce.
It’s the mooooost wonderfuuuuul tiiiiiime of the year!
Cream Egg Season!
Mmmmmmm!
What’s better than a mouth full of semen?
A mouth full of chocolate covered semen!
what’s better than roses on the piano, tulips on the organ:)
i’m kidnapping that white rabbit they lays those fucking eggs.mine,all fucking mine.cluck,cluck,cluck.
fizz, can i help you get what you like, got plenty here.
Is it chocolate covered?
I have standards.
MMMMMM…Cadbury…the very mention makes my mouth water. I’d trade five pounds for a boxful.
Fuck cream eggs, mini eggs are the shit!!
And cadbury makes the *best* chocolate (out of the mainstream chocolate).
PK- I wouldn’t have taken you for one who prefers them small…… The mini-eggs are pretty friggin good, but they are more like the weed of candy eggs. A longer, drawn out satisfaction you can share with your friends. Creme eggs- they’re the heroin…… one quick fix mouthful that ascends one to coco-creamy bliss.
hey fizz,buy i can mix in some cocoa,or choco cubes.
Cadbury in the UK has been bought by fucking Kraft – hope the Brits like KD in their eggies. Personally, I love the Laura Secord Orgasmic Yolk ‘N Choke and have the fillings to prove it. Second choice, minieggs although they are a huge rip off if you buy the little fixes.
cream eggs make my throat hurt. they are too sugary sweet for my.