In case my cast hasn’t made it obvious, I have a broken wrist. This is the first time in my life that I have broken a bone, and it fucking hurts. So logically I would get prescribed pain killers; really, really good ones.
I was just hoping you could please, stop hounding me for a pill or two just so you can get stoned. I actually need these things because Advil and Tylenol do squat, and I can’t get T1s with a codeine allergy.
I’m not a fucking drug dealer, I’m a co-worker whose suffering more than usual, so piss off and leave me be! —*Mind Snap*
This article appears in Jul 22-28, 2010.


Druggie co-workers suck… feel better soon mind snap!
Report your co-workers to your manager? 😀
Tell ’em to go snort a stapler. Fucking knobs.
You could write in large black letters on your cast “FUCK OFF, I’M NOT GIVING YOU ANY OF MY PAINKILLERS” and make sure you bosses see it. Beyond that, I’m tapped out of idears. Heal soon Snap
You’re co-workers are losers
*Your 😛
I love your hamster Spunky. Or whatever it is.
I think you should be nice and give them a pill…right after you break their wrist
I like you D-G you’re hard core 🙂
See? this is my problem… I don’t think outside the box. I was only worried about *mind snap*, but devil_girl has a good idea! Kudos!
sweetheart, you’re gonna have to change your name to wrist snap now, sorry hon, couldn’t resist, but am really sorry to hear about the wrist.
Yay! It got posted!
I jus needed to blow off some steam… I wrote some love too jus to balance everything out for Our Lady Karma 😀
I’m wondering how said co-workers even know about your pain medication? Number one rule with pain medication: NEVER tell anyone about your medication. Obeying this rule eliminates the seekers, some of whom have known to be lethal. Hope you are feeling better soon.
You could make some decent money if you sold them. What’s the harm in selling a pill or two? I would.
When I broke my hand, I didn’t even get painkillers. Had to tough it out like a man! Good luck with your wrist, I still have problems with my hand to this very day. It’s still shaped a bit funny and is constantly sore, but hey, just gotta deal with it.
I broke the Epiphyseal plate (growth plate) off my left wrist and got no painkillers. I’ve broken a lot of bones and NEVER once was I prescribed painkillers for it. Be thankful that you even got medication for it MS. As for your coworkers asking for some, lesson learned. Don’t tell them you got meds next time.
Jerking it to much eh?
q…: Your response and advice has gotten people killed. Pill addicts are the last people you would trust to know you have pain meds. I know of someone who did sell a few of their pain pills. One of the buyers came back and killed the guy, took all his pills and never got caught. Seller beware!
Sadly, I didn’t tell anyone I was on the meds… I had to get someone to open the bottle for me (stupid child proof lids!) and they were like “Holy crap! You’re on ______!”
Then word kinda spread like wild fire
Oh and an update for you lovely bitches…
Turns out my wrist isn’t healing properly, so I’m getting it rebroken tomorrow :'(
oh man that sucks, they had to do that to my ankle…it’s not that bad sweetie. really^^hope the doc is cute
I guess by not removing the name of the meds from the label you actually did ‘tell’ someone. It sucks about the stupid lids. If there are no little ones in your house you might be able to request a non-childproof cap. Pharmacies should realize anyone with a cast on their wrist is going to have trouble with CP caps.
a wrist snapped twice in as many weeks…. that can’t be fun.
neither will the ambulance ride back to the guardrail of peril to give it a second go….
Doctor, “alright now Snap, just do what you did last time….”
No way zZz! That tumble hurt like a mofo! This time I’ma do it right… Gettin put to sleep and let the professionals deal with it lol
Poor Snaps 🙁
I bet some hipster dimwit bumped into her on a dancefloor and knocked her over. Then blamed her for it. And said Karma will get Snaps for messing up her riddim, er, rhythm.
I only wish my injured was because of something so interesting… alas, I fell over a gaurd rail while walking home at night… In attempt to break my fall I broke my wrist :s
When I had my surgery last feb i got dilaudid (hydro-morphine). It was great and allowed me the opportunity to go shopping three days post-op (however, the injectable stuff is better, but they only give me that in the hospital). heh. HOWEVER, OL’s right — I kept that shit to myself. Shopper’s doesn’t even fill dilaudid prescriptions, I read on a poster, because that shit’s a hot commodity.
To all concerned, I told them I was on tylenol 3.
Smart chickie Pretty Kitty!
oooh rhyming…roooooo