when I’m in the john, minding my own business and doing my own thing why do you scratch at the door and poke your paw under the door? It’s kind of pervy… —?
This article appears in Sep 30 – Oct 6, 2010.
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My cats do the same thing but only to my husband.
Must be a cat thing. Mine will scratch and meow to be let in, and when I open the door, he runs away like a spaz. Silly kitty.
my leotard climbs on my back when i’m on the turlet
Mine wanted to see what you were doing in the toilet, remember Claude Balles?
My cats also complain after I take a shower because I smell different.
The Countess jumps in the tub and proceeds to dig furiously at the porcelain where the glare from the overhead shines. I just sit there humming the theme from “The Great Escape”
the pussy just wants to play with your pussy, or ding dong. fuck, my cat goes tearing down the hall ahead of me, as soon as she sees me getting up. it’s a fucking cat’s thing. have fun, and if good looking female, i would be trying to get in too.
yea some pussy be pervy yo 🙂
AHHAHAHAHAHA I love your tags for this bitch, maude!
I just leave the door open for the kitties now. My female cat likes to sleep in the tub and on my bath mat in front of my sink pretty much all the time, so I figure what’s the harm? She just lays there all lazy and stuff all sprawled out. Sometimes if I close the door she’ll put her paws under the door and sometimes she’ll attempt to grab my feet if they’re close to the door, but she’s usually a good girl.
The male one could care less about the bathroom most of the time, but sometimes he’ll come in and sit beside me on the counter or the toilet seat lid and watch me get ready (female cat does this too). They have these “my mommy’s SO pretty!” look on their faces. And my girlie likes to get in between the shower liner and the curtain while I shower and if you tap her nose through the liner she tries to bite it. And if you spray some water on the liner with the shower head she tries to bite the drips. It’s adorable. <3
i know mr. more and bmf don’t particularly enjoy the cat tails^^i sure do
mr more and bmf smell like poo.
Dear Human Bean: I’m looking for my stash. Signed, The Cat
I’ve never met a non creepy cat.
Our housecat does this too, it can actually be quite entertaining when you’re stuck on the throne indefinitely. I try to swat him with my toe before he swats me.
Before kids, I shared a home with three females – a wife, a dog and a cat.
On more than one occasion, one of them would push the bathroom door open to have a chat with me, and the other two would usually stroll over to join in the peep show.
Oh the humiliation! I remember the first time it happened as the moment when I lost the upper hand in my relationship. I no longer have hand.
I blame the cat and the dog.
On a side note, the distance between the toilet seat and the toilet water in that particular bathroom allowed me to crap without wetting ‘willie’.
I feel like the Pied Piper of Hamelin whenever I go to the WC… two dogs, two cats… it’s all quite a jolly little parade! (except for this last week, but that’s another story). It used to drive the M Seaman nuts… of course he thought the cats were gay because they humped each other. OP the cat is not a perv, they don’t care what you are doing…
Commandante, sorry about your loss of hand.
Funny bitch. My cat did the same thing.