I was on the #1 yesterday, heading downtown to see some friends, and I was wearing my army fatigues that I picked up at a thrift store. Then you came, sat down across from me, started blabbing about your boy troubles and how you love [insert shitty pop band here] on your cellphone. When you finally shut up, you looked at me and said “Did you like, steal your jacket off a dead guy’s corpse, or like, something?” I said yes, of course, but what I left out was, that not only was your question completely stupid and redundant, but it was grammatically incorrect. Now, before you ask any more stupid questions, do us all a favour, and don’t. —Sincerely, You’re a Wiener and Should Probably Stop Talking

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  1. Some people are just mindless askholes, OB. Try to be polite, or just ignore them. But be nice! 🙂 You should try earbuds in public, if you don’t like conversations.

  2. a female captain….
    hahahah, that’s funny.

    these kids are the future?
    really?
    I mean, REALLY?

  3. and i guess you are the end all of any situation? fucked in the head i would say that you are. speak not ill of the dead, for they have a way of coming back to haunt you.

  4. “speak not ill of the dead, for they have a way of coming back to haunt you.”

    I don’t expect much from your posts…
    but that statement is just completely asinine.

    they have no way, no means, no chance of affecting you in any way/shape/form.

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