I have 8 months and 22 days until I leave for university. I would hugely appreciate it if instead of shrieking like a banshee at the noobs on Modern Warfare 2 every day for a continuous five hours at a time while I actually write term papers, you get a breath of fresh air and emerge from your cesspool of a room from which you’ve ensconced yourself inside for two years and counting. I think we’ve come to the point where I would be more than willing to trade a $500 dollar lottery ticket for the red ring of death.
–Dino
This article appears in Jan 14-20, 2010.
But yelling at n008s is the only way you can express frustration… You can never understand unless you have played Search and Destroy on Rundown, the n008 is the last person standing, and you lose the round because he sits in the corner while somebody plants the bomb. By the end of teh game your D-K ration is less than 2-1, which is the reason why you totally live.
yeah,video games can be a bitch.i know a guy,not working,spends at least 18 hours a day on w.o.w.,disgusting.i tried playing that fucking games a couple of years ago,and got bored with it in about 2 hours.fuck,i’d rather have holes drilled in my teeth with a fucking rusty,dull,wood drill bit.come the fuck on now,is it that fucking good a game,or any game for that matter.i have played tons of games,online and off.and there is only about half dozen,that i would even consider good,let alone play ad nauseum.get a fucking life you cellar babies.or one of these days,a mage monster will make you face the REAL FUCKING WORLD.
I wonder if the towel trick would ruin a perfectly working 360?
might be worth a try…. anything to get that solder to crack works in your favor.
zZz— anything will ruin a perfectly good 360. Which is why I bought a PS3. That and Blu-Ray.
word… I’m currently trying to fix a friends rrod though…
can’t find a damn torx bit to get the last set of screws out.
then it’s x-clamp removal time.
at least she didn’t trying dunking it in water…. there was a kid in the states that nearly died trying that.
but why a $500 lottery ticket?
Xbox extended their warranty for RROD to 3 years, so he won’t be without it for long even if it does happen.
Dr Fever – or when the last guy shoots you with his rocket launcher from across the map.
may be so but it’s one of the original zenon 360s (you can tell by the required power supply) which came out in 2005…. thus out of warranty (not to mention the fact that I’ve almost completely dismantled it and thus broke the shiny microsoft sticker)
Ah, well you are out of luck with a broken sticker, but we had one of the originals, and 5 replacements later we just called in the warranty again in Nov and they replaced it.
I bet Dino’s brother gets all kinds of girls.
yep.. and then marries them in the farce of the century.
http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE5BJ1…
Think that’s bad? Imagine spending 18 hours a day screaming at N0085 on LTWWB! Not like me or anything.
I’ve never been much of a gamer type of guy though I could fit the profile. I suck at Halo 3 and just get frustrated with it and quit.
Hey Dino, you wrote this Bitch too, didn’t you?:
http://www.thecoast.ca/LovetheWayWeBitch/a…
heh heh…
HE’S A PRICK FOR NOT CHANGING THE TIME HE GETS OUT OF SCHOOL….
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Best thing to do is shake the fucking thing while it’s running. It won’t fuck up the xbox but any CDDVD that is running inside will have some pretty bad (and unremovable) marks all over it. Make sure MW2 is in the bay and the xbox is running and the optical drive is spinning…and shake that baby.
Or you could just kick it as hard as you can and say it was left out in the way…omg I tripped and almost killed myself mom, that little bastard is a slob!