Obviously you don’t have kids, and hopefully you never will. Most parents would like to go to a family restaurant, other than McDonald’s once in a while. And if their child decides to scream while they are there….OH WELL! Next time you take your partner out for a “nice meal”, don’t be so God Damn cheap, and take them to a place without a kids menu!
This article appears in Jun 12-18, 2008.


“Parenting” is not something you are born with. Classes are offered teach parents methods to deal with misbehaving children. There are even books if you don’t have the time for a class. Don’t make excuses for your lack of effective parenting skills, which have resulted in your child’s behavioral problems. Don’t make the rest of us suffer for it.
…or get a fucking babysitter like decent, thoughtful people do…