I do security and unfortunately that entails that I have to stop your kids from the unfortunate circumstances where they decided to participate in dangerous stunts in public places that easily can become an injury to themselves or someone else and/or property damage while you stand idly by completely unaware. You are usually on your cell phone or texting or just watching and being oblivious to the danger presented. I have even had to catch a kid from falling because you fail to be a parent. That fall could have caused some serious injuries to your child. There really should be classes called “Parenting for Dummies”. What is wrong with you? —Not Going to be a Bad Parent
This article appears in Dec 22-28, 2011.
I’ve always been a strong proponent of breeding licenses.
Breeding Licenses! Capital idea! This could save lives, and definitely remove the scum from the surface of our gene pool.
And these same idiots will start yelling “What are you doing with my kid”.
IDK, OB. My parents were responsible, yet my brothers and I managed to commandeer the grocery cart at the IGA and ‘fly’ it down the dry goods aisle back in the day. (I was on the bottom rack, with my arms spread out like airplane wings while my two bros pushed). Kids happen. That’s why it takes a village to raise ’em.
OB, don’t worry….they’ll just pop out another one to replace any that get injured or killed.
grocery carts are awesome, young or old
Unless it specifies that you are responsible for protecting the BASTARDS from injury, stand back and watch the little BASTARDS SPLAT THE FUCK FACE DOWN.
Welcome home Baz. Didn’t wind up as the main course in some tribal stewpot or arcane Santeria ritual , I see. Did Father Christmas find you legless under a table of empty brolly drinks?
Thanks Ivan – we had a great time, the resort was mediocre, but better conditions than the locals live in. Beer was plentiful, food was good, flights on time – I was more interested in staring at Mrs. Clauses topless ta tas than caring what the big red fucker had in his bag, no no not THAT bag!
Was his red nosedness good to you and yours?
As one who totally grooves on the materialism of Christmas, we had a terrific time – “in keepin’ wiv the sit-yoo-ay-shun”
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Nice tights, superman.
Tell me.. Do you have kids OP?
I don’t. Why? Because I’m not as perfect as your standards dictate.
Kids fall off of things, into things, victim to things. They get bruises and scratches and smell like dirty socks on their best days. They carry every manner of plague society can throw at them. Kids are accident prone, psychotic baby apes. No parent can be a perfect keeper of such a creature 100% of the time.
Plus… it’s okay to LET your kids get hurt once in awhile. Kids need the freedom to get a few bumps along the way. The truly bad parent is the parent that never allows their kid to take a hit or two, wraps them in foam and then wonders why they grow up spoiled, useless and with no direction in life.
There are a shitload of bad parents out there. Stop jumping at shadows and police them, whydon’tcha? Since you feel you must police someone.