Stop abducting me….I am not your pet. —reluctant abductee
This article appears in Apr 8-14, 2010.
Dear aliens: stop
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it wasn’t my people, i swear it, we colonized here 60 years or so back,when everyone had the u.f.o. heebee geebees. nanno nanno.
C’mon LS, if anybody’s running around HRM after sundown doing anal probes, it’s probably you. Although being a gentleman you do send flowers the next day which is something those little gray bastards from Zeta Reticuli can’t be bothered to do >; ) Advanced civilization, my sore ass.
mmmm…..anal probe!
yes ivan, they are a pain in your ass, but the little fucks from alpha centuri are worse yet, nasal probes, right into your brain. anyone having unexplained headaches, should be aware of this. there is also the blue skins from meticcula 9, now they are something to see. shimmer worms from beta 6a are cool too, and good to eat. and the only probing i do, is with the chicks, sigh, if i can find one.
btw, i gotta get the fuck out more often. or i’ll wind up like a couple of people that come on here.
I know, right?
maybe if you asked them nicely they’d warm up the probe before insertion. You also might want to stop wearing that spiked collar when you go out. That might be what’s confusing them ~;)
LiH: It’s “rectal” probing now. This whole PC bullshit has even gotten into the realm of the paranormal. Hell, I remeber when it was a good old “Alien Abduction and Anal Probing” now it’s “Non-terrestial Lifeform Rectal Examination Of An Unwilling Person(s)”. This shit is getting out of hand.
Life, you beat me to it!
You got that one right NW, you wouldn’t believe what the newspeak term for cockroach is now, just to keep the fymynysts happy.
Slow clap, Frosty!
Well said!
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Once again you have missed the point by a country mile.
No-one is fighting the “man” here, mate. We’re not anti-gov’t right wingers.
And this is NOT a legal setting, thanks be to the Gods.
And who, exactly, decides what is ‘defamatory’ anyway? If I say a restaurant sucks and I had a fly in my soup, does that?
The point is NOT what was said…the point is that this forum is meant to be anonymous…read my posts again, talk about picking the WRONG battle.
if they roll over for a few lunatic postings on here, they’ll roll over when the RCMP come knocking.
Don’t I remember you admitting on here you smoked pot?
Better lock your doors.
At any rate, the COAST is welcome to join the debate HERE: (as are you)
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?ref=pr…
Sorry Mr Frosty, while I agree with your opinion of the spineless cowering asshole who calls himself the Coasts editor/owner. I just can’t bring myself to get a face crack pipe ! I’ll admit I joined when it was first out, because some friends from work suggested how great it was… I soon discovered their version of great & mine are galaxies apart.
While I have no problem with pot smokers, coke , heroin & face crack are just too damn dangerous & I draw the line on hard drugs like that.
I suppose what I/we might think of doing is finding out more about revolving, constantly changing IP addresses. It already exists & I know someone to ask about it. If I can get a reply back in the next day or so I’ll post what I learn.
i only joined cause bmf asked and he has paid his dues by hanging around here
baD mR fRosTy: it is a sad day indeed when people can be prosecuted for their opinion, which is just that, an opinion. Opinions are not carved in stone. Nor are public opinions representative of the views of the newspaper or of the reporter. The decision to allow the names of commenters to be revealed is clearly a violation of the 1982 Charter Of Freedoms And Rights. Oh Canada!
bmf, i am in total agreement with you on the fact that, if they can’t take the heat, stay away from fucking stoves.remember when the horrid start posting online, there were a few real gems going on there. i left that site, never to return, because they lacked the guts to print the truth in the comments section. and i just hope the coast doesn’t go the same way as that rag did. there are a few posters there, that go over the line more than i ever did, and a couple are here, besides myself. yes frosty, i’ll add you on fb, i don’t use it too much, but will check in from time to time, to see if we can get a good rant or 50 going about these chicken shit politicos and deep seated old boys clubs. can we all say nepotism in hrm.
Yeah Life Sucks, the horrid is a fairly tough place to get your responses published, & I usually see around 2 out of 3 not even make it. Which doesn’t stop me from trying & I’ve noticed that some days & certain topics are definately (I’m not going to say censored…) given much broader latitude then some other subjects…or it could just depend on which moderator is checking.
Stop accusing me….I am not your alien!
Don’t forget all ways you can kill aliens, pour water on them, release red dust into the air, sneeze on them, force them to listen to country music…
Read Immigration Canada’s rules and regulations regarding aliens entering Canada and you’ll see why we have so many.
Aliens or illegal aliens? I don’t get the so-called bitch.
Sorry OP. I was really drunk that night. Can I have my plunger back?