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Hawking may not want anything to do with you, but I would welcome you to our planet with open arms and acceptance… even it means my head explodes from your superior telekinetic powers. —UFOTOFU
This article appears in Apr 29 – May 5, 2010.
30 Comments
Looks like someone would be extremely receptive to probing….
so you’re welcoming our new telekinetic overlords?
something tells me they won’t give it a second thought.
the first first thought will definitely have head-exploding repercussions.
beam me up if work and or spock are onboard
ahem worf
“beam me up if work and or spock are onboard”
You MUST be a girl of pain……. aliens come to Earth and the first thing you look for on their ship is more work? Z and I have some work you can do at the apartment, and you don’t even have to leave the planet!
Haha, i know, i know… you corrected yourself, but I felt the need to be an arse nonetheless.. 🙂
haha, i should have clued in when the spell check let it go…wow worf is a real word
arse away mon ami
The only ‘work’ I know is the clotted tampax who scribbles op-ed pieces for this rag and I want no part of his dystopian future. Kill me now Deckard, I’ve seen …things, yadda yadda, .. shoulders of Orion, durka, durka.. Tannhauser fucking gates.. tears in the goddamned rain.
damn the torpedoes ivan full speed ahead
I wonder what the benifits would are?
KHAAAAAAAN!
my fav…and apparently his pecs were real
Best damn movie ever made. Take a back seat “Citizen Who?”
not only do i have a spock doll…i also have a life sized cardboard cutout…if they hadn’t played the feckin pipes at the end… damn
If I have a favorite “Family Guy” sequence, it’s Stewie imaging Rupert’s funeral, with Brian in full regalia squeezing the bags. ” …his was most – human”
Nothing wrong with Aliens. I’ve had fun with many:))))
I wish I was Captain James T. Kirk….. man that guy hooked up with so many hot alien chicks. I wonder what kind of interesting techniques he picked up on other planets. Especially if those hot alien chicks had extra orifices or third, fourth even fifth breasteses….
yeah jonno but spock got it on with charles bronson’s wife jill ireland…and he played in a tree
…he also did the wild thing with Marriette Hartley (pre being James Garner’s not-wife) and ate animal flesh.
kirk was totally the ‘james bond in space’ kinda guy…
though I grew up with TNG so they’re my fav series of the bunch.
still muling over whether I want to go to halcon to see Denise Crosby.
for you originals, Walter Koenig’s gonna be there too…
If I go, I HAVE to save up to bid on the Autographed 8×10 Quantum of Solace theatrical sheet from Daniel Craig
http://www.hal-con.com/node/1/
ah yes ivan that was steamy…i was like nurse chapel aka gene’s wife, voice of the computer etc. unrequited love for spock…but worf on tng was my next crush
I liked Nurse Chappel but Troi’s mother should have been transported into solid rock. Worf was awesome, until they started forcing Klingon Single Dad episodes on us. Bloodless P’takh.
yeah after he killed his mate’s murderer (awesome scene) it went downhill
i am definitely going to that nerd fiesta zZz…never been to one
me either… want to learn to play the munchkins card game.
it looks like a hoot!
will have to see if strange adventures carries it.
Still kicking myself for not buying SOBova the Tardis ice bucket that I saw there a couple of Xmases ago. But she favors that kind of rough red vino that goes best at room temp with a big bag of Old Dutch S&Vs.
well i draw the line at star trek tats. but other merchandise bring it on
Ooooh! nerd conference? That means plenty of nerd girls….. I am going to buy a shirt that says “Talk to me NERDY” and hang out there for the day…. Z… you have yourself a tag-along…. just do the special knock when you come home afterwards eh? 😉
i think for people watchin this could be the highlight of the year…even better than airports
haha… airports can be pretty awesome for people-watching. PG, if you see me in my “talk to me nerdy” shirt, come say hi.
oh i’ll be smiling and larfing and talking to everybody