I met you online. I guess that should have been the first sign.
I thought we really hit it off well, considering you hung off me the whole time. Maybe I’m crazy, but when a girl kisses you and tells you she wants to see you again soon, I thought it meant she liked you. Then, you texted me a week later saying I was creepy because my anxiety disorder makes my hands twitch?
I think the fact you screwed me over like that makes you the creep. —Wake ‘N Shake
This article appears in Jul 22-28, 2010.
Advice: don’t date a moron.
“But I’ve learned long ago
if you love someone you have to let ’em go….
let ’em go….
let ’em go…..
and the hardest part of letting go
is saying goodbye.
goodbye.
goodybeeeeeeeee.”
Sometimes people don’t know how to be upfront about how they feel and think that text would be a better way to break it to you. Further proof that people should just shove their phones up their bums.
As shitty as her actions were, you dodged a bullet my friend.
yea really she tipped her hand early; that’s a good thing for you methinks
How did they screw you over after going out on one date? If you’re already “in love” with this person after seeing them once, they could probably sense your desperation and got out before you go too crazy.
distaster
is that a word
There are far worse out there. Try dating some of the gay guys in the city and you’ll see far worse than anxiety disorders.
How exactly did she screw you over? Did she rip money off of you? Tell everyone how rancid you smell?
I went out with one guy, and we got along GREAT. Until a couple weeks passed, and i started seeing little things that just hit me as off. I stopped seeing him…and I ended up with the “but we had a connection!” spiel…I’m very aware that it seemed like we had somewhat of a connection, but not a strong one. I was bored, he was company…and when i found someone else who was better company…
S U C K E R .
dynamica: holy freaking christ you’re on the money on that one. I’m a straight female, but from what my gay friends have told me (and how some of my gay friends act) it’s a lot harder to date a gay man than a straight man.
Shit, I got yelled at by one of my gay friends because I told him he wasn’t fat. he goes on and on about how fat he is and you can see his ribs and hip bones and when I said “you’re not fat I can see your ribs!” he yelled “YOU DON’T KNOW ME” and stormed off.
If the majority of gay men are like this around here (or are like sebastard), my sympathies.
nice seb poke.
be prepared for the one line comeback…..
A stupid and unfunny one-liner that gives off the impression that he’s actually a Jack and not a Will.
your bd is approaching ngf…happy days to all the leos…rawr
It *is* NGF’s bday TODAY! Big 3-0! 🙂
Yay for Leos! They RAWK! he he…
aha, so does this mean we can’t trust you anymore^^^have a cold one on me fats…happy birthday rawk
are you a leo ralmn? you probably guessed that i am a taurean *snort*
what’s the rule? a beer for every year? I certainly hope you can handle more than 19…
Yes ma’am, I’m a leo. Friend sent me this site today – killed some time reading it at work. It’s strangely appropriate. How’s it work for you Mme. Taurean? ROAR!
http://www.astrology.com.au/12signs/taurus…
No crows feet and no sebastianisms either!
Nowt wrong with crows feet ,Fat, as long as they are still attached to the crow. Rawk rawk.
yeah that sounds about right…amongst my compatriots i am the best listener as well…lovin that bull pic, it would make a nice tattoo
Catalonia has voted to ban bullfighting. Perhaps the human race has not lost it’s ability to evolve after all.
way ahead of ya big guy^^^tho i think the reasons are less altruistic…who cares*SNORT* i have been writing letters and signing petitions for many decades…next galgos*rooooo
Yeah, its more of a flip of the bird to the rest of Spain, but like you say , who cares.
But people will miss the beef barbeque afterwards.
i don’t think those useless bags eat meat…hey don’t be trolling bro. you wabble wouser. the lure is too small for me. RAWK
Ahh the ole “creepy” label. Boy do I know that one too well… because I’m a creep. I’m a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here? I don’t belong here.
PG – I spent a couple of grim hours last night reading about Galgos. WTF! – do the Spanish believe these poor creatures betrayed Christ to the Sanhedrin? Is Michael Vick the Gaming Commissioner of Barcelona in the off season? I’ve read enough history that the atrocities we perpetrate on each other, while appalling, are rarely surprising. But deliberate medieval type cruelty to animals of this sort leaves me in a state of mind that I can’t even articulate. Roooooooo! >: (
sorry admiral, i really should have put a warning next to that. for some reason i am not immune to it, just more determined. i will try to watch what i type…thanks for giving a shit^^
No apologies necessary Painuchka. In this war, information and outrage are the best weapons.
“We are the Pilgrims, master; We shall go
always a little further .”
May i also add…people with anxiety disorders are difficult to date. First of all, you can see their anxiety a mile away when you’re out with them. Second, most try to overcompensate by being clingy- literally. It gets annoying. Third, you start to get the feeling that they will go for ANYONE- just to relieve the anxiety and feel “normal”.