to the two cunts on the pedway level of a certain “prestigious” waterfront parkade that stood and smoked and dashed on the hood of my car despite my asking if they could please move…. FUCK YOU. Let me say that I don’t hate smokers, in fact I totally support your right to inhale, but FUCK ME – the total disrespect of flicking your ashes and STILL LIT BUTTS on the hood of my car (with the no smoking bylaw sign by your elbow)??? It’s not even that I have an expensive car, it’s a ’94 V-dub… but for fuck’s sake smoke where you’re supposed to and use a goddam butt stop receptacle. I notified the security guard, the booth attendant, and I remember what you look like – I just wish I knew where YOUR fucking car was parked. ASSHOLES.
This article appears in Jan 24-30, 2008.
