Darwin’s theory of the evolution of species, the view that the weaker and the “unfit” would, in the natural course of events, fall by the wayside in the interests of an upward or progressive movement resulting in more refined and higher life forms, has clearly been refuted by “Bitch” if the recent (and usual)submissions are any indication.
In spite of the marvels of the new electronic technology we find, tiresomly, recent entries which deal with eating one’s snot, having one’s penis dipped in the toilet while shitting, and some breathless inquiries about establishing sex phone-chat lines.
This is not only uninspiring. Rather, it is indicative of a more serious intellectual, moral and sociological crisis. One begins to reflect on the fact that the structure of “Bitch” resembles that of the elementary schoolyard with its pratfalling buffoons, insider informants, and authoritative vice-principals. The question, of course, is whether “Bitch” has progressed beyond the Grade V level.
Sadly, one must conclude that the answer is “No.” Depressingly, one must conclude that the common run (also called “The Underclass”) is not aspiring to some higher life form as Darwin hoped but rather is a millstone, dragging the species back into the primordial swamp.
Thank you for your interest and concern.
Cheerio! —Montrealman
This article appears in Sep 30 – Oct 6, 2010.
Why is this so important to you, OP?
speaking of darwin and awards, i would like to nominate montrealman for the biggest douche of the year award. and be it known also, that by you coming on here and belittling the bitchers here, you show very little clas for your own self. be it as it may, i know that i am not perfect, but you are far below even i.
aah the loverley vot, you are only giving him what he wants…squawk
Wait, wait… snot-eater, penis dipper and all of us are alive… Montrealman is alive… Montrealman is just as big of a Darwinian loser as the rest of us! Yaaaah! Welcome to the club Pea Soup!
like a bad penny, you will always be welcome monsieur…pour moi anyhoo
i was almost expecting him to argue the world is flat……
You will never procreate.
Your bubbling spew of psuedo-intellectualism is quite amusing, MM. Go yank some other simian’s tail. No one gives a sweet and sour shit about your convoluted and banal theories.
Cato, wasn’t that the name of the sidekick in the Inspector Clouseau movies?
Inspector C’s sidekick was Kato, not to be confused with the 1960s TV Green Hornet’s sidekick also known as Kato aka Bruce Lee.
MM is lucky it doesn’t happen or he’d be the first to go.
Must be hockey season. Go Habs!
Is this a bitch ?
I mean whining about other people’s bitches ?
You’re missing the point of the site … I don’t even find this to be a bitch, its actually more of a lame complaint than an actual bitch.
Which is what I’ve come to expect from mr/ms holier than the rest of us .
…and then came one big yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Can’t understand how the OP could be so flippant and dismissive about having your penis fall in the toilet.
Aw, that MM dingus has trolled here before, wittering on about the Underclass (which we Bitchers represent) and the dearth of intellectualism as a result – kinda like listening to Sociology 101 in a low-pitched drone, the type that trips you into a coma – he tries to stir it up and fails miserably.
This primordial swamp – do they have happy hour?
I remember this person. I countered his/her earlier manifesto strongly and often. Frequently he’d have additional posts in an attempt to countermand someone’s opinion.
If he responded to me at all it was rare and surely mercurial.
I think I accused him of siding with Malthusian eugenic precepts. He is replete with disdain for humanity. He’s externalizing his self-loathing.
I didn’t even get into the whole self-aggrandizement aspect.