I was out with my girls at a downtown bar that is named for a very popular 80s comedy show, and you won me over with your crazy hip thrusting and sense of humor, even though you are way younger than me. We ended up dancing and laughing the rest of the night and when the time came to go home I chickened out and didn’t invite you to come, but did invite you for pizza. Your friend was having some issues and stormed off and you went after him to make sure he was OK and I didn’t see you again. Just wanted to say you were hilarious and sweet and if by chance we meet on the dance floor again I won’t be a chicken next time! —Dance Teacher
This article appears in Feb 21-27, 2013.
I’m a natural at dance floor comedy.