To the smoking hot young blonde girl who drives a new white Audi downtown every morning down Barrington Street: I actually get excited to go to work every morning in the hopes of seeing you. Thanx! I will honk next time I see you. —Guy in the Silver Audi

This article appears in Mar 4-10, 2010.

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  1. Personally, I’d be more excited about the car.

    Hmm, hot young blonde girl driving a new Audi… yep, living off some Sugar Daddy’s money more than likely. Probably really stuck-up too. Stay away, OP!

    And yes I know I’m being incredibly sexist here and if me0w sees this, she’ll write a whole novel about it chastising me, but come on! You’re all thinking it too.

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  3. I’ve seen her around downtown…she’s definately fine.
    Married too I think, that makes her more attractive to want to hit it with her

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