To the asshole at the Sportsplex bus terminal on Wednesday at around noon; I was in no way obliged to get onto the wrong bus (52) just to return your moron daughter’s ugly-ass scarf that she dropped and you were too dense to notice, but I did, the least you could’ve done after snatching it out of my hands was thank me. Last time I ever do you a favor; I hope this happens with your wallet. Ass.
This article appears in Jan 17-23, 2008.


Like the woman who lived in a nearby building. She was old, dragging a portable shopping cart thing. I held the door open for her, and got the blankest stare ever. My husband helped her into the elevator, and asked her what floor she was going to. She just reaches out and presses the button herself. Yeah, last time.
I agree! I’m getting sick and tired of people being rude and ignorant, who do they think they are?