You’re so amazing and I know you love me like I love you so why don’t we just say fuck it and date… oh yeah coz you won’t date someone you work with… Please dont play with my emotions and pretend you love me if you have no intention of being with me coz it’s starting to piss me right off and I can’t be successful at work if im pissed off! —Make Up You Mind
This article appears in Mar 8-14, 2012.


He already told you he wont date you. Trust him on that and move on.
He’s smart. You don’t shit where you eat and you probably shouldn’t fuck there, either.
He is being kind and letting you off the hook without additional embarrassment ……. take his word for it and look elsewhere ! Stalking isn’t pretty.
You’re not even with him and yet you’re already pissed enough that you can’t focus and do your job properly? I wonder what you’d be like if you actually got him….and then he dumped you! Could you do your job THEN?? This guy is smart to stay away from you. He sounds like an adult, unlike you.
Anyone who uses “coz” and refers to a guy as a “cute boy” and throws the word “love” around so casually has GOT to be in high school.
Grimace already said he doesn’t date fry girls so fuck off and move on.
OB – “Please dont play with my emotions…” – please don’t confuse friendliness, with affection.
Holy crap, hugo, some bitches are notorious for pulling that crap. They think every guy who’s friendly towards them wants them… or they’re so starved for attention from men that they confuse friendliness with ‘attention.’
It’s sad, really, 🙁
Yeah TommyJules! Stop it!
lol OK OK, I like to toy with people alright? I’M A MANIPULATIVE PRICK!
If a few compliments and smiles can get her to buy me lunch every day, I say no harm no foul.
lol you should come to the summit FS, we can discuss hip hop and trick ass marks and stuff.
Op.. Do you know why people say that? To let someone down easily. It’s possible that his virtuous work ethic is legitimate but if you really care abotu someone the whole “I don’t date within the company” philosophy disintegrates pretty quickly.
It sounds like he’s not as interested as you would like to assume.
And stop blaming him because you’re obsession with him is getting in the way of your productivity. He doesn’t want to be with you. It’s clear as day to anyone reading YOUR interpretation of events! And that’s the end of it.
This sounds creepy… how can you love someone if you’re not even with them?
I tend to also agree with a lot of commenters here. Maybe once he DID like you. But you’ve got a terrifying personality. You probably smothered him and now he’s trying to opt out like a gentleman instead of telling you why he really won’t date you.
Only if we can also discuss mark-ass tricks.
Deal
If we have time we can also discuss hoo hahs, hoes, heffers, skeezers, scip scops and scally wags
And GI Joes and Tonka trucks?
Dudes. I’m in.
Wp
You should write him a poem OB. Then spray it with a hint of lavender, and fold it up with a sexy picture of you inside. Slip that into his jacket pocket for him to find. problem solved! Garunteed to make that man yours!
Hate to say this, Bunny-boiler, but, he’s just not that into you.
hahaha, *bunny-boiler* ✔
Sorry to break it to you sweetie: People lie. Obviously he did so move the fuck on.
Sounds like a plan wheelie
Sounds like a party. I will bring a beer.
yeah. And by the way, stop telling him to make up his mind. He clearly did.
Get the hint. He ain’t into you. And why? Prolly you ain’t that cute yourself.
You sure is dumb gurl
What Ivan said!
I wonder if Grimace shits bright colours…
shit, can’t be me, cause i work by myself. i gotta get out more.
I wonder if Grimace’s hemorrhoids look like little people …
Your jobs more important. Ditch the doufus