So remember that party you went to at my apartment last year? That very party was actually had secretly in your honour. It was a party so that *I* would be able to get with *you*. Only my roommate and I knew about it. I know we don’t see each other much anymore, but I hope you enjoyed the party… I know I did..
—Palmtree

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  1. another love slips by….

    are there that many idiots that can’t read or is our editor taking the piss?

  2. This is a bitch? What did the cute boy with the dark hair trash the place? Either the comments of enjoyment are completely sarcastic or I am missing something…..

  3. guess the other person didn’t enjoy your company much, else they would have boinked you aain and again, next time, try me.

  4. Wait a sec, I went to a party last year. And it was at an apartment. And, surprisingly enough, I still (to this day) have no idea whether or not it was in my honor….. oh yes, i did enjoy it very much thank you!

  5. oh he’s right studly….
    he beats the girls off with a stick.

    I however can confirm he does not beat guys off with anything.

  6. A couple of them got a handful of it at a recent conference event – amazing how many guys use the crush of a crowded room as an excuse to grope women…

  7. It may or may not be when cuddling with me, jonnoman…but I admit to nothing…though, I can’t speak for other girls/men with boobs 😉

  8. The mouth, the eyes, the arms, the body language and the facial expressions say no…. but everything else says yes!

  9. If there was a party in your mouth, would you let me come?

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: we need to have a LTWWB party. A LTWWB Cuddle Party: even better.

  10. I’d only have a LTWWB party if it involved Poop, Miranda, Qwerty, zZz, Dr. Fever, TTFN, Ginger, Kay, and a few others – all at the Triangle. Damn that would be sweet.

  11. What about me, dino? *sniff*

    And for the record, it’s not so much DANCING on the pole as it is pressing my body up against it and holding on for dear life :|

  12. And where’s MY invite, Dino, seeing as I’m the one who’s trying to organize this party! We are no longer friends. And to think I thought you were cool, but only because you apparently look like Ellen Page.

  13. Kitty, I can supply the pole. Q- you’re more than likely being referenced, as I am, as “a few others……”

  14. good luck getting qwerty back… and this would have to be planned with plenty of advanced notice… I, like many others, can’t just drop everything and hit the bar.

    half the stuff I type would never usually be spoken though I would, however, act just as prickish and sarcastic were I to get maniacally drunk.

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