To the girl on the 51 every morning who cannot keep her hands out of the front of her pants: PLEASE STOP. Why do you walk around like that? Every single morning, without fail, you’ve got your disgusting hands shoved into the crotch of your jogging pants, digging around in your fur burger for god knows what. WHY?? Do you think it makes you look tough? Cool? Newsflash dear: you look like a huge fucking idiot.
Does your brain not compute how WRONG this is?? This morning i had the terrible misfortune of sitting beside you, while you had your pants’ crotch pulled wide fucking open, letting your un-hyngenic smells waft into my face. You are a disgrace to our gender, please learn some fucking etiquitte and keep your fingers out of your bush. People DO NOT think you’re cool, in fact, you repulse the fuck out of all of us.
—Puking in my mouth a little
This article appears in Feb 26 – Mar 4, 2009.
Ewww.
She could quite possibly be retarded, or special needs, or whatever we call them now.
This is WRONG!!!!
Gross.
sicko
sicko
Maybe she wanted a boiled crab for lunch.
Is she possibly mentally retarded? Or is she just some young gross girl who is obviously doing it for attention?
I had a girl in my elementary school who wasn’t all there mentally, and she constantly had her hands in her pants. Most people ignored it, but one day one of our teachers actually screamed at her to get her hands out of her pants, it was quite the day.
You know that Bitch thread about the kid who was ‘stuck in a padded room’, well guess what, people who have to deal with kids who get put in rooms like that also have to deal with chronic masturbaters on a daily basis. Just be thankful you aren’t one of them(the people charged with caring for someones kid, that is, who is like that)
Here, start with this.
http://www.starautism.louisville.edu/image…
Well, this is a toughie, as I’m thinking the girl must have something wrong…most people just don’t do that in public.
I posted this bitch.
This girl has no disability. Visibly, she’s in good mental and physical health. The only thing she suffers from is a severe case of ‘wanna-be gangsta’. It’s the same everyday – She gets on the bus, struts her ass to the back with that ridiculous swagger (you get shot in the foot, fitty?), fully equipped with pants hanging off of her ass, and of course, both hands in the vadge. The only thing missing would be her blinged-out grill and bottle of gin and juice. The walk is annoying, but what bothers me more than anything is where she keeps her hands. I’ve also noticed that she attends a certain ‘cosmetics’ school, (which shall remain nameless) – so she’s got those germ-ridden vagina fingers touching people ALL DAY. How wrong is that??
What time of day is this? I gotta check it out.
OK, this is the other type who I figured you might be talking about. The sort of Married with Children type on the couch with his hand half in his pants, but a girl, trying to look cool. Pretty gross, and stupid, because who could possibly find this behaviour attractive or cool looking?
Not another one of those gangsta arseholes challenging the status quo. She was probably checking on her snatch stash to make sure it didn’t get lost.
Hey Cranks – the bus leaves Dartmouth Sportsplex around 8am. Bring your barfbag.
Maybe she’s holding all of her kids up inside?
Hahaha.
Is this for real?
I gotta see this to believe it!
She could be mentally handicapped!
51 bound….
wanna see some straight gangsta shiate.
don’t even care where it goes.
this MAY top PK’s pole riding on the 52.
have yet to see that either…
some day though…..what a magical day!
I have witnessed the pole riding on the 52.
Quite the sight.
Quite the fright.
It wasn’t me, TheBritishAreComing! (I don’t take the fucking 52 anymore). I do preform shows on the 14, 21, 35, 34, 18, 17 and 16. Sometimes the 4, but only on weekends. 😛
Seriously though, it’s the fucking 51. What do you expect? When I used to work in Dartmouth i’d have to take the 51 twice daily…and…nothing surprises me, really, on that bus. I got so sick of it I’d start walking across the bridge and catching the 35.
Obviously an Al Bundy fan. Did she have poofy red or stringy blonde hair? LOL
PK – I was being general with the whole “I’ve seen pole dancing on the 52” 🙂
I will check out your show on the 4 when I take it when I miss the 52!
Whoa, did I hear pole dancing on the bus? I may have to start frequenting the university buses more often!
Hey PK – Call me crazy, but when i get on the bus, (yes, even the 51) I actually expect not to have to sit next to someone who is pitching a tent in the crotch of her pants so she can harvest crabs.
Hammer, I feel ya on that. But, there are just some things that are inevitable…crab harvesting on the 51 is as natural as peas are to carrots. LOL.
Kind of like how the 60 ALWAYS smells like rotten ass.
Or the urine saturated seats on the 20, and how you can never tell if it’s the seat YOU’RE sitting in. Now that i think of it, i’ve been in that situation on the 51 more than once…
On the 80 as well. It reaks like piss…. even when you have the window open, you can feel it wafting up your nose. Thankfully the LINK’s are still clean…well, more-so than any of the other MT Buses
Christ I gotta get out more and use mass transit. All the shit I’m missing. The pole dancin, the pissing contests, the Oh so public vajaja tug. If these wanna be gangstas ever confronted real danger like a gun in the maw, they’d more than likely shit themselves, piss their proverbial pants and run screaming for their Mommy.
one, eight-hundred, five, four, six, seventy-seven, seventy-seven.
That’s one, eight-hundred, five, four, six, seventy-seven, seventy-seven.
He’s Jim “the HAMMER” Shapiro and he’ll HAMMER every dollar you deserve.
They started it, I’LL FINISH IT!
Haha
Maybe she just needed to warm her hands…
Well, I learned a new term today, ref: fur burger. Thanks Jim! 😛
To the “Hammer”;She sounds very low class,and if you know for sure that she is in a cosmetic school…PLEASE…REPORT it to the school admin!!I for one hate to think that my favourite spa might hire such people …….ewwwwww
ANother great reason to stay away from Metro Transit.
I would really rather walk, than experience that thanks !