Quinpool, tuesday evening (rush hr)… I was driving along when out of nowhere you walk out between cars, and yell out at me “IM F’ING WALKING HERE!!”
God, jerks like you piss me off. Why would I slow down myself and a number of cars behind me just to let your lazy ass strut through considering there was a crosswalk about 10 ft up the sidewalk. Asshole. —I hope you get hit next time…
This article appears in Sep 23-29, 2010.
I see this happen frequently and I ask myself: Is it simple stupidity, conscious indifference, a sense of entitlement or a political act? Perhaps the anti-carbon revolution needs to be jump started with a few martyrs. Don’t bother braking, next time.
shitheads like that are only worth 2 points. unless they have a stroller and child in it, then they are a combo of 25 points.
quinpool is rife with these jaytards…i think it’s the third one colonel
I like when the yell is followed by a smack on your trunk or side of your car.
I’m not for the pre-meditated mowing down of peds but if they’re darting out like that, they’ll get theirs eventually.
and then they’ll have a j-walking ticket placed in their hand as the doctors try to sew their heads up
I suppose we could take some comfort from the fact that tomorrow’s quadrapalegic may have been last night’s swarmer. But no driver deserves that on their conscience.
>: (
i have known truck drivers, ttc drivers who have hit someone through no fault of their own, it fucks you up bad…not cool kiddies
I almost always cross between crosswalks on Quinpool, but, get this, I hate it when I see cars stopping to let me cross. Its 4 lanes people! Just because you’re stopping doesn’t mean everyone will, so just keep on driving, I’ll manage to get across when able.
Because they think they’re special. But if they keep it up we’ll see them in the Special Olympics.
You guys will see me in the news one day after I floor it into one of these twats. I’ve recently taken to not slowing down. You’re gonna cross there, well I’m gonna keep doing 50 like I never saw you. Most of them high tail it out of the road.
Do you own a vehicle with a large and ornate hood ornament Donk? Because if you’re going to give some spacktard a chrome plated high colonic, it might as well be extra hurtey. >: )
Ivan I’m gonna buy a Jaguar just for that extra hurt. Mowing down bitches (in style). Ding ding 10 points!
I was thinking Jag. Or a James Bond type Aston-Martin. Get Q to add some more machine guns.
thats what ratzo says in midnight cowboy. epic line.
i *mouse ears* mr. hoffman…is it safe? no wonder i don’t like dentists or nazis. i would prefer the volvo p-1800 colonel. vrooom
let’s bring the death race 2000 cars to the streets. the origional, not the knockoff piece of shit they had out awhile back. i like stallone’s job the best. altho carradine’s had a cool ass ripper on it.
Mathilda the Hun! Hers had the V-1 rocket engine on the back. Hella Kule.
Volvo was nice Painey, but I gotta go old school on this one. The A-M from Goldfinger was the sine qua non of Bond wheels.
http://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http ://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/01/08/svBOND_wideweb__470x304,0.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/packer-james-packer-may-be-bidding-for-aston-martin/2007/01/08/1168104922254.html&h=304&w=470&sz=24&tbnid=fiGeg2Rf981yMM:&tbnh=83&tbnw=129&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dgoldfinger%2Bcar&zoom=1&q=goldfinger+car&hl=en&usg=__aU-4QNIddpxKN7iV8U0wyXSQZ6Q=&sa=X&ei=qdubTPS7DMiUnAeK3NyZDQ&ved=0CCcQ9QEwBQ
Can you shorten the URL please lol
http://tiny.cc/
feck moi, nevermind just google goldfinger car *sigh*
You can also right click on the pic and “copy image address” and paste into here.
I heart paingirl. Not many P-1800’s around town. A friend had one that we were gonna rebuild until we realized the frame was cracked.
They probably were in a crosswalk and you probably just weren’t paying attention. In this province, there are crosswalks at all intersections, marked OR unmarked. Idiots who don’t know this shouldn’t be allow inside cars let alone behind the wheel of one
brosnan will always be my #1 bond…
goldeneye was just too big during my time to love the old-school bonds more than pierce.
Meaning, I suppose, I’m going with the ‘ol Z3 beamer.
he was passable but he didn’t have the big proboscis i prefer. it’s okay zZz you’re just a young’un http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/01/…
it’s over here colonel
I *less than three* 8008s. There, that’s better. HeeHaw.
it was supposed to be a p-1800 http://jimsgarage.files.wordpress.com/2007…
That would be an interesting car to parallel park with.
can you parallel park newt? i think i heard some pennies drop sonofabitch…grin
I have actually managed to successfully parallel park in Halifax a couple of times. It was pretty amazing considering I don’t have a very good understanding of how wide or long my car is.
it can be a rough road. i am much better going right then left…down shifting is the mostest fun. vrooom
Once again, referring back to a case last year on Quinpool. A moron decides to cross the street near that Greek restaurant over to Canadian Tire….no crosswalk in sight. Moron gets hits by a carrier truck. Guess what….the moron got charged for jaywalking, and had to pay for the damages to the truck. Tip: fuck the jaywalkers….if they hit your car, it’s their fault. When you call to report the accident, be very careful how you report it: “A person was jaywalking on Quinpool and hit my vehcile.” NEVER say you hit the person! It’s always nice when you work in the insurance industry and learn these tricks 🙂
Sebastian, you’re a sociopathic sack of shit, you know that?